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14 hours ago, spunko12345 said:

It's fine to cook chicken in the oven straight from the freezer right? Bit late now but if It ends up just as cooked as from raw what's the difference?

Why didn't you just wait for the cunt to defrost, how long can it take?  I'm really happy you exist y'know, it means there's more of us out there :lol:  Can you not stick it in my microwave and defrost it that way?  Or get your bird to do it, whats the point in living with a bird and cooking yourself!

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1 hour ago, Len Cnut said:

Why didn't you just wait for the cunt to defrost, how long can it take?  I'm really happy you exist y'know, it means there's more of us out there :lol:  Can you not stick it in my microwave and defrost it that way?  Or get your bird to do it, whats the point in living with a bird and cooking yourself!

She leaves me to my own devices as i work later. She sorts out her and my sons tea though before anyone thinks i feed him raw meat and refers me into social services 😁

It takes 24 hours to defrost. How does anyonr plan what they want to eat 24 hours ahead.

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14 minutes ago, spunko12345 said:

She leaves me to my own devices as i work later. She sorts out her and my sons tea though before anyone thinks i feed him raw meat and refers me into social services 😁

It takes 24 hours to defrost. How does anyonr plan what they want to eat 24 hours ahead.

I ain't fuckin' Keith Floyd or nothing but I have seen the odd microwave and they all have a button on them that says 'defrost', surely that is quicker than 24 hours.  Anyway, you ain't fuckin' brown bread yet so I think you've done alright.  I have a theory, if you fuckin' eat enough dodgy shit your system just gets immune, some of the shite I've eaten before now out of scatty little chicken shops and takeaway are like a fuckin' health hazard.  Plus if you booze a lot I think that kills of lot of germs and shit :lol:

Can't you put it in hot water or some shit? 

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14 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

Can't you put it in hot water or some shit? 

Maybe put it on the radiator for 20 minutes to get it started.

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11 minutes ago, spunko12345 said:

Maybe put it on the radiator for 20 minutes to get it started.

Yeah, see, there you go! :lol:  Fuckin' google that shit man, its 2019 out here!

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17 minutes ago, spunko12345 said:

It takes 24 hours to defrost. How does anyonr plan what they want to eat 24 hours ahead.

Usually 2 of my meals each day are thawed 24 hrs ahead of time. And sometimes it really does suck when you dont feel like that meal by the next day. With something like chicken its nice to have a variety of sauces available to suit your appetite when its time to eat.

2 minutes ago, spunko12345 said:

Maybe put it on the radiator for 20 minutes to get it started.

That doesnt sound right to me. But you can definitely boil frozen chicken. It wont be as moist, and will take a while. But its the safest option. You can flavour the water with garlic, ginger, herbs, soy, salt, etc if you want.

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8 hours ago, spunko12345 said:

Maybe put it on the radiator for 20 minutes to get it started.

Maybe pick up a ready cooked one from Sainsburys on your way home from work. Pleased to see you survived and haven't shat yourself inside out x

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16 minutes ago, janrichmond said:

Pleased to see you survived and haven't shat yourself inside out x

Aw shit, we shoulda gave him crap advice like ‘the only way to prevent Salmonella after that is to down three pints of salt water...cuz the sodium neutralises the virus’, its times like this a spunko vlog would be the bollocks, we could film it and sling it on youtube, ‘mad taff pukes himself inside out’, we’d’ve got a million hits out of that at least :lol:  Oh well, can’t have it all ways I suppose!

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11 hours ago, Len Cnut said:

I ain't fuckin' Keith Floyd or nothing but I have seen the odd microwave and they all have a button on them that says 'defrost', surely that is quicker than 24 hours.  Anyway, you ain't fuckin' brown bread yet so I think you've done alright.  I have a theory, if you fuckin' eat enough dodgy shit your system just gets immune, some of the shite I've eaten before now out of scatty little chicken shops and takeaway are like a fuckin' health hazard.  Plus if you booze a lot I think that kills of lot of germs and shit :lol:

Can't you put it in hot water or some shit? 

We were staying with the missus' brother in Texas over Christmas a couple of years ago. We'd bought a massive Turkey for Christmas dinner and left it to defrost in the fridge overnight on Christmas Eve. The Brother-in-Law (who is an emergency room doctor) came home from night shift and ate one of the fucking legs completely raw. :lol: 

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18 hours ago, DieselDaisy said:

The Japanese eat raw chicken, as sashimi,

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But then the Japanese also have a suicide fetish!

 

Put some cod spunk on it and @SoulMonster will eat it 

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Bacon. And a bunch of other stuff that served as a vehicle for bacon such as toast, mayo, lettuce and tomatoes.

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On 14/03/2019 at 11:17 PM, Dazey said:

We were staying with the missus' brother in Texas over Christmas a couple of years ago. We'd bought a massive Turkey for Christmas dinner and left it to defrost in the fridge overnight on Christmas Eve. The Brother-in-Law (who is an emergency room doctor) came home from night shift and ate one of the fucking legs completely raw. :lol: 

Any particular reason or...? :lol:

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