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I stole a robe from a 5 star hotel. I thought I’d wear it. I might have to sell it on alibaba. 

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My Grandad was a hard bastard from Bermondsey sarf London and rocked the robe on a regular basis, had his initials on the chest and everything. I've wanted one ever since but just have never got round to owning one.

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All the russian hookers go to the local conveinence store in their robes. I might join them when I go down to get some noodles and gin. 

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*Charlton Heston voice* You can have my robe when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

P.S. Sometimes I like to wear it while on here and pretend that I'm king and you're all my subjects.

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57 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said:

*Charlton Heston voice* You can have my robe when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

P.S. Sometimes I like to wear it while on here and pretend that I'm king and you're all my subjects.

It’s your simulation, but in reality my robe is God’s cape. 

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1 hour ago, soon said:

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But Batman wears a cape ... We can all trust that rich asshole with a ton of cash on the hip and a taste for revenge 

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29 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said:

But Batman wears a cape ... We can all trust that rich asshole with a ton of cash on the hip and a taste for revenge 

I guess Superman provides the best defense of the cape, then?

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4 minutes ago, soon said:

I guess Superman provides the best defense of the cape, then?

He's an Alien as you know well I'm a Trump lover ... we hate Aliens LOL!!

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3 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said:

He's an Alien as you know well I'm a Trump lover ... we hate Aliens LOL!!

Ah, well that explains the Space Force

:lol:

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Our travel agent gave us the spa robe as a gift for booking the cruise.  It was waiting for us in our cabins.  Nice gift but where do you think we have room for that in our luggage?  Never occured to me to wear it home. :lol:

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2 minutes ago, soon said:

Ah, well that explains the Space Force

:lol:

These Trump songs are great I have heard a few recently over on Youtube 

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I feel the cold really easily, and I work from home. Therefore, I wear mine through the day on most days from October until February. I wear it so often, I’ve occasionally taken a selfie wearing it. :lol:

I will whip it off before answering the door though. The postie doesn’t need to think I have a long-term illness. 

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6 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said:

I will whip it off before answering the door though. The postie doesn’t need to think I have a long-term illness. 

First thing that sprung to mind. :lol: 

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1 minute ago, Dazey said:

First thing that sprung to mind. :lol: 

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Yes, I forgot to add, I make sure to take the rest of my clothes off too. The Amazon parcels are always left next door now. 

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6 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said:

Yes, I forgot to add, I make sure to take the rest of my clothes off too. The Amazon parcels are always left next door now. 

"She was in the nip!" :lol: 

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Why wouldn't I wear a robe? It's comfy as fuck and it makes me feel fancy when I'm sitting around the house doing nothing. 

On 11/15/2018 at 5:45 AM, Oldest Goat said:

Sometimes I like to wear it while on here and pretend that I'm king and you're all my subjects.

Viva la revolucion! Rebel against the Goat! 

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Assuming this question was for the men, I see nothing wrong with men in robes. 😊

Being a lady, I own and wear two robes 😊

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