spunko12345 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Oldest Goat and Dazey just put two crackers up in the general thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 The GOAT 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dazey Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I’ll throw in another Bill Burr classic. This one is so good because it’s completely improvised. He’s basically spending the whole set calling the audience a bunch of cunts and it still gets a standing ovation at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 13 minutes ago, Dazey said: I’ll throw in another Bill Burr classic. This one is so good because it’s completely improvised. He’s basically spending the whole set calling the audience a bunch of cunts and it still gets a standing ovation at the end. He's right about Joe Frazier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Added a little more specificity to the thread title. Comedy was a bit broad. ----------------------------------- Loving Big Jay Oakerson right now. His two crowd works albums (both on Spotify) are insanely funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 The single most important and greatest stand up comic of all time. Bar none. Genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Okay so some of it hasn’t aged well but Eddie Murphy was on fire here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 38 minutes ago, Dazey said: Okay so some of it hasn’t aged well but Eddie Murphy was on fire here. I think its aged amazingly, hilairious as the day I first heard it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Anyone watch/listen to Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, Comedy Bang Bang, Speakeasy, You Made It Weird, Getting Doug With High, Hiking With Kevin, The Shame or Tigger Belly? I love shows where comedians get together, make funny, while talking about what makes each other tick and what 'funny' is. Tubin' With Tash, was another great one. This clip featuring one of my favourite comedians Chelsea Peretti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 This fuckin' stand up album, to this day, is just fuckin' unbeatable, creases me up even after all these years without fail: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Richard Pryor was the fucking man! I watched a documentary about him once apparently he was sat in his gaff drinking 80% proof rum and decided fuck it i'm gonna pour it over me nut n set myself alight. Next thing ya know he is running down the street naked on fire and some fire engine had to pull over and out him out. He also got shit faced and shut up his own car. He also used to put coke on his nob to last longer, his girlfriend at the time Pam Grier only found out when she went to a gynacologist who told her that she had ching up her He did that to his car because, as the story goes, his missus was about to leave him in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Richard Pryor was the fucking man! I watched a documentary about him once apparently he was sat in his gaff drinking 80% proof rum and decided fuck it i'm gonna pour it over me nut n set myself alight. Next thing ya know he is running down the street naked on fire and some fire engine had to pull over and out him out. He also got shit faced and shut up his own car. Apparently in his addled mind he saw the self-immolation as some sort of protest or representation of the Vietnam war. There were popular images of buddhist monks lighting themselves on fire in protest. The war was getting at him and in a drunken stupor that just made sense in the moment. And evidently a second later it no longer made as much sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Just now, lukepowell1988 said: Didn't his old man die bollocks deep inside some brass and he basically grew up in a knocking shop? What a life !! Does this mean "His Dad died shaggin a worker and he grew up in a brothel" ? Yer'alls english is a hot mess sometimes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Yes yes it does ... I forget a lot of you lot on ere are from that funny part of the world that claim to speak English but don't speak a word of it properly. Please never refer to Football as soccer or Petrol as Gas and we will all get along alright LOL The UK malfia does run the show here, haha. I have to at least say "SC" to support the club. And the petrol thing is like asking me to pull a Madge and act pretentious with Britishisms... cant do it and you wouldnt want me to if you were here. So he did grow up that way... shit. One of my favourite comedy writers, Harris Wittles, died young and tragically, I think a lot of comedians are complex and damaged maybe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 52 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: HAHAHAAHA!!! sat here fucking creasing imagine that going to see a doctor and he turn around and says " Right sweetheart good news is you ain't got AIDS ... The bad news is there is about half a gram of charlie stuck up ya struggle and runt " Thats grumble and grunt young man. 47 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Didn't his old man die bollocks deep inside some brass and he basically grew up in a knocking shop? What a life !! Yeah, he came and went at the same time as Rich said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 47 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Yes yes it does ... I forget a lot of you lot on ere are from that funny part of the world that claim to speak English but don't speak a word of it properly. They dont tawk pwoppa like wot we do innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, lukepowell1988 said: Imagine that going to see a doctor and he turn around and says " Right sweetheart good news is you ain't got AIDS ... The bad news is there is about half a gram of charlie stuck up ya struggle and runt " I know the NHS is on its knees but surely standards haven't got that low 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussTCB Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 My 3 favorite stand up comedians currently are quite different from each other: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 'I'm standing here judging you, you big fuckin' bellend' 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 "I got a belt on that's holding up my pants. And my pants have belt loops that hold up my belt. I don't know whats really happening down there. Who is the real hero?!" One of the greats, Mitch Hedberg. Had to come to the Canadian stage to get his dues. RIP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 I am going to deserve a kick in the nuts for this, and this relates to another thread recently posted by Kasanova himself, but I feel women - ''wimmin'' as they say here - make shite comedians. I mean look at all the examples above: sausage party. Those class clowns at school, those ''pub characters'' and people you talk to when watching sport - their gender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: I agree, most female comedians seem to be shit. There's some exceptions though. 30 Rock is good and one of it's main characters/creators is a wimmin, have you seen that? I don't really find American comedy funny also haha. I have tried, I have tried but I just sit through Americans trying to do comedy with a blank expression. Just offended 50% of the planet so I may as well offend the United States also. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31illusions Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Haven't enjoyed Comics sins the 80's & 90's. The likes of Murphy, Barr, Carrot Top, Gallagher & Kinison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 Anne Diamond was fit as fuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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