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..... and by that I mean my wife! I've just spent all day filling out Visa paperwork and had to pay £2400 for the latest fucking application so I can keep her! 

Meh, it's still cheaper than paying for childcare! :lol: 

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Just now, Dazey said:

..... and by that I mean my wife! I've just spent all day filling out Visa paperwork and had to pay £2400 for the latest fucking application so I can keep her! 

Meh, it's still cheaper than paying for childcare! :lol: 

:rant: :lol: 

You be nice to her you saggy titted north country pie monster, you’re onto a good thing with her, don’t balls it up by getting all teeside tight-arse like you’re down the greengrocers arguing the toss over the price of a sliced loaf, shes been the making of you y’know, if she jacks you in then its back to three for a tenner medium pizzas down your local Arab run Italian pizzeria followed by the obligatory 12 pints of wife beater.  

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What a rip off!

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2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

You be nice to her you saggy titted north country pie monster, you’re onto a good thing with her, don’t balls it up by getting all teeside tight-arse like you’re down the greengrocers arguing the toss over the price of a sliced loaf, shes been the making of you y’know, if she jacks you in then its back to three for a tenner medium pizzas down your local Arab run Italian pizzeria followed by the obligatory 12 pints of wife beater.  

Yeah but two and a half grand????? Spunks got a new boiler for £1600!!!! :lol: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* gets coat :lol: 

Just now, ZoSoRose said:

What a rip off!

Especially for one of your lot! :P:lol: 

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Just now, Dazey said:

Yeah but two and a half grand????? Spunks got a new boiler for £1600!!!! :lol: 

* gets coat :lol: 

Especially for one of your lot!  

True love ain’t like a pie or a selection of cream cakes Christopher, you can’t put a price on it :lol:

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You would assume Britain had reciprocated nuptial agreements, and that no great expence occurred for couples - at least I have always assumed - or am I missing the obvious that someone at the foreign office discovered a convenient little earner? Especially if you have children!

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Just now, Len Cnut said:

True love ain’t like a pie or a selection of cream cakes Christopher, you can’t put a price on it :lol:

That's over £7 grand in visa fees it's cost me in the last five years! For that kind of money I could buy a silly expensive watch to boost my self esteem or something equally silly! :P:lol: 

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After a no deal Brexit when you become a Colony of Canada, I can take her off your hands. And your sister. :) 

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Just now, DieselDaisy said:

You would assume Britain had reciprocated nuptial agreements, and that no great expence occurred for couples - at least I have always assumed - or am I missing the obvious that someone at the foreign office discovered a convenient little earner? Especially if you have children!

It's £2400 when they enter the country, another £2400 after two and a half years to extend the visa and then another £2400 after five years for indefinite leave to remain. After that there's another grand or so if she wants to apply for citizenship and a UK passport. If she had kids that weren't mine it would be the same cost again for each kid. So with 2 kids it would be £7200 for each stage of the application. It's a fuckin' racket I tell you!!!!! 

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Just now, Dazey said:

It's £2400 when they enter the country, another £2400 after two and a half years to extend the visa and then another £2400 after five years for indefinite leave to remain. After that there's another grand or so if she wants to apply for citizenship and a UK passport. If she had kids that weren't mine it would be the same cost again for each kid. So with 2 kids it would be £7200 for each stage of the application. It's a fuckin' racket I tell you!!!!! 

I never believed for one second that that occurred but then you married Johnny Foreigner. Should have just stuck with a nice homily lass from Recar. All you would've paid out is Gregges pastie money and the odd Friday night Kebab.

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1 minute ago, DieselDaisy said:

I never believed for one second that that occurred but then you married Johnny Foreigner. Should have just stuck with a nice homily lass from Recar. All you would've paid out is Gregges pastie money and the odd Friday night Kebab.

Just one more reason to carry a credit card! :lol: 

Seriously though it's fucking bollocks! For non EU immigrants you get absolutely bummed up the arse by immigration. Pretty sure that @lukepowell1988 must be in the same shit given that his missus is a foreigner too. 

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6 minutes ago, Dazey said:

It's £2400 when they enter the country, another £2400 after two and a half years to extend the visa and then another £2400 after five years for indefinite leave to remain. After that there's another grand or so if she wants to apply for citizenship and a UK passport. If she had kids that weren't mine it would be the same cost again for each kid. So with 2 kids it would be £7200 for each stage of the application. It's a fuckin' racket I tell you!!!!! 

A few hundred nicker for the immigration health charge as well I thought, to the NHS.

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1 minute ago, Len Cnut said:

A few hundred nicker for the immigration health charge as well I thought, to the NHS.

Yeah but that's only for the first two stages thankfully.

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I couldn't afford an American. Bit of a shame. I know they chucked all our tea into the sea but I'd forgive her. 

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Seems extortionate. @Dazey are you married? Even if you're not it's still bullshit since you're a proper couple and have kids.

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23 minutes ago, Dazey said:

Just one more reason to carry a credit card! :lol: 

Seriously though it's fucking bollocks! For non EU immigrants you get absolutely bummed up the arse by immigration. Pretty sure that @lukepowell1988 must be in the same shit given that his missus is a foreigner too. 

Nah we are alright Mrs is a UK citizen british passport ect.

 

Passed her citizen ship test and everything about 6 years ago.

 

So thankfully we don't have to go trough all this rigmarole

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Oh please, it's the government, just fill out your paperwork, hand over your money and don't get the rest of us started!  On the plus side, they'll leave you alone after this, for a while anyway.

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28 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said:

Dazey, we all know that you've done well for yourself. I'd say you're punching above your weight, but that would be just another cheap joke about your BMI and I don't agree with fat shaming. :lol:

She's worth every penny and you should be thankful that you have the honour of paying that to secure your wife's future in this horrible country. 

See, this is why girls ruin everything! Bugger off Grace and let me indulge my fragile masculinity without having to put up with your feminine logic and reason. :lol: 

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2400 pounds?   Welcome to democratic socialism. :P

"US Visa for UK Citizens. Fees and Costs. A US ESTA costs U$14. This is the fee for every person entering the US."

https://www.ivisa.com/usa-blog/us-visa-for-british-uk-citizens

$14 in the USA.  Capitalism baby. 

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In all seriousness, why so much and why can't she become a UK citizen?

 

 

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On 2/21/2019 at 6:38 PM, Dazey said:

See, this is why girls ruin everything! Bugger off Grace and let me indulge my fragile masculinity without having to put up with your feminine logic and reason. :lol: 

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On 2/21/2019 at 12:02 PM, Dazey said:

..... and by that I mean my wife! I've just spent all day filling out Visa paperwork and had to pay £2400 for the latest fucking application so I can keep her! 

Meh, it's still cheaper than paying for childcare! :lol: 

:rant: :lol: 

Why not just pay whatever it costs in real money to become an American? Your wife is a damn Mexican that everyone is clamoring about lately, why not get the dually before we bar brown people from the country?

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6 hours ago, Kasanova King said:

2400 pounds?   Welcome to democratic socialism. :P

"US Visa for UK Citizens. Fees and Costs. A US ESTA costs U$14. This is the fee for every person entering the US."

https://www.ivisa.com/usa-blog/us-visa-for-british-uk-citizens

$14 in the USA.  Capitalism baby. 

:lol:

In all seriousness, why so much and why can't she become a UK citizen?

Yeah, but if memory serves, an ESTA is valid for six months. For a longer term stay, you need to prove that you have employment in the US, can ride an alligator and competently impersonate Elvis. 

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7 hours ago, Kasanova King said:

2400 pounds?   Welcome to democratic socialism. :P

"US Visa for UK Citizens. Fees and Costs. A US ESTA costs U$14. This is the fee for every person entering the US."

https://www.ivisa.com/usa-blog/us-visa-for-british-uk-citizens

$14 in the USA.  Capitalism baby. 

:lol:

In all seriousness, why so much and why can't she become a UK citizen?

 

 

I'm not sure about the ''democratic socialism'' bit but sufficing to say that British governments of all persuasions are extremely good at producing novel ways to take money from the subjects here. It is about the only thing Britain does well these days, bum raping her citizenry financial. Our train fairs will make you weep. 

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