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The Shittest Songs Ever

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The uncool, the unforgivable and the cosmically crap, post them here.  I'll start:

 

That has 73 million views.  And people wonder why I have a cynical dystopian take on the human animal :lol: 

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"Don't worry, be happy" What a crock of shit this song was and still is!

I loved so many videos from the 80's pop metal bands, but when I see them today I realize how stupid and lame most of them were. Most of the RATT videos are so bad and so sexist too.

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I always thought she sang ''we're going to eat pizza'', but this isn't much better.

 

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Come to think of it, this was also a great reason to steer into oncoming traffic

 

15 hours ago, -W.A.R- said:

No Rain 

 

13 hours ago, Len Cnut said:

Bohemian Rhapsody

 

13 hours ago, dontdamnmeuyi2015 said:

Don't worry, be happy

You're all fucking insane. 

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48 minutes ago, username said:

 

 

Wait until your girl grows up. You'll be bombarded with that trash all over again :lol:

This has to be the shittest song ever:

Regarding Don't Worry, Be Happy, I heard that again on the radio a few weeks back. Hadn't heard it in years. It still made me happy :lol:

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1 hour ago, Lio said:

Wait until your girl grows up. You'll be bombarded with that trash all over again :lol:

She already likes oya lele by K3... :( 

Then again she was also dancing to Exile On Main St. So there is hope yet. 

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I like Barbie Girl conceptually speaking, its funny and irreverent and satirical.  The problem only arises in the listening to it :lol: 

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I somehow find shit songs by bands with some degree of talent more offensively bad than songs from 1990s manufactured pop acts. 

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8 hours ago, username said:

 

 

I realise the answer might be in the song title but what the fuck are they chatting about in that song?  

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13 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

I realise the answer might be in the song title but what the fuck are they chatting about in that song?  

I have no clue man. 

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Cleaning up my computer and came across St Anger.

Just add the whole album to this list.....Holy fuck is that album bad.

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Be honest with yourself the song is fuckin' dreadful and everyone involved in its creation should take a long hard look at themselves.  Even Slash, the perrenial battered wife punching bag came out of the creation of  this abomination like 'nah, fuck this band!'. 

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Also, this: 

 

I'm not a fan of Elbow in general, but this song makes me want to jump off a cliff into a lake of acid that's on fire and filled with rabid sharks. It's just so fucking awful. 

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1 minute ago, Len Cnut said:

Be honest with yourself the song is fuckin' dreadful and everyone involved in its creation should take a long hard look at themselves.  Even Slash, the perrenial battered wife punching bag came out of the creation of  this abomination like 'nah, fuck this band!'. 

Honestly, it's not in my worst GnR songs top 3 I'd reckon. Yes it's messy and overproduced but I do like the vocals. It's not very good, certainly not when compared to the amazing original. But for me it's meh at worst. 

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