Jabberwocky

"I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure, but as far as I can recall I've never fornicated anybody!"

Do you promise the funk
The whole funk, nothin' but the funk?

I ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

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What Percentage Am I?

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig

A reaper grim sent saracens who cannot see the writing on the walls

An' if I get aggression
I give 'em two times back

I pull up the Gran Turino
and play some music for the holy ghost

I'll play the radio on southern stations cause southern belles are hell at night

I've seen your mum with her knees pinned back
You'll pay everything to hear that sound

My puppy died late last fall; he's still rotting in the hall. Dead puppies aren't much fun.

So what maggot, you rock star moron. You make me vomit now pass the bourbon

Avant-garde can sometimes be a refuge for the untalented

Big Baby got caught at da bus. Five in the face, Three mo’ to da gut

I ain't workin for the man, I'm an Allosaurus , baby.

I smoke a blunt to take the pain out and if I wasn't high, I'd probably try to blow my brains out

If you think you're the bomb, then I'm Hiroshima

Ride with me, I ride for y'all
Slide for me, I slide for y'all

Taking prescription's a hell of a feeling. As for the xanny, I never forget it

The oops don't want beef because they on a diet