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  1. I don't think my short film will be finished. It's been just bomb after bomb after bomb.

  2. "I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure, but as far as I can recall I've never fornicated anybody!"

  3. I told you, I got up early like I always do. I went running like I always do. I went for some breakfast at the Double R and I didn't go to practice because I didn't feel like it

  4. I sold a hundred hits to a hundred heads that'll never come back, ya know what I mean?

     

    1. Silent Jay

      Silent Jay

      I sold hits to lead to get the heats.

  5. I was drinking when I typed this. Foregive me if it loooks liek crap

  6. True love is being able to eat egg salad in front of your significant other

  7. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.

  8. Hey Pete! You gotta meet the Pot Head Pixies.

  9. There's nothing worse than having the flu on your birthday

    1. -W.A.R-

      -W.A.R-

      happy bday man!! hope you get better

    2. gunsguy

      gunsguy

      Happy Birthday!  Celebrate in a week when your better!  I will have a drink for ya

    3. SoulMonster

      SoulMonster

      It could have been a fatal cardiac arrest.

      Happy birthday!

       

  10. She's short and squaty. All ass and no body.

  11. She's short and squatty. All ass and no body.

     

  12. Life on the road, don't need a heavy load. Foot down to the floor, seventy miles an hour but no more.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      those guitar lessons are fucking hilairious.

  13. Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a coupla pieces gone

  14. SPOOOOOOOOOONN!!!

    1. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      DANGER ZOOONE!

    2. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Come one, Arthur! We have to save the little wooden boy!!!

  15. I'm not into musicianship at all. I don't have any respect for it. To learn how to read music and understand arpeggios, Dorian modes and all that stuff is just a waste of time. It gets in the way of originality.

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    2. dalsh327

      dalsh327

      It depends what you want to do regarding music. Sometimes discipline's good, sometimes it puts a creative mind in a cage and feels stifling. The end result is mastery and having that in the toolbox, and the decision whether or not to use it.

    3. Sixes

      Sixes

      lol Paul McCartney!!! bland, unoriginal, weak, cliche, nonsensical babble. When someone brings up classical music, the proper response is LOL.Wait, next it's gonna be Chuck Berry blah blah blah, Muddy Waters blah blah blah. Boring tripe. Been there, done that, fuck that. Burn the so called rule book. Fucking Paul McCartney. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Classical music is LOL? those musicians were genius..........you lost me with your logic there my friend

  16. I like you, Lloyd. I always liked you. You were always the best of them. Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.

    1. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      Mr. Grady, you *were* the caretaker here.

      Delbert Grady: I'm sorry to differ with you sir, but *you* are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I should know sir - I've always been here.

  17. I'm baking the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundry mat vent

  18. I feel fantastic, hey hey hey

  19. I'm not here, I'm in Sweatertown

  20. No you're never gonna get it. Never never gonna get it

  21. If I were a killer, I'd smile just like the boy next door If I were a killer, I'd say I do it for the poor

  22. I was wondering why my headsphone just has STU on it but that's because they for got to add the PID to them

  23. I'm pretty damn ugly, so I know ugly when I see it

    1. tinyrobot

      tinyrobot

      Im so ugly but that's okay cuz so are you, we broke our mirrors...

  24. Fly with me lesbian seagull

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