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Your weirdest fans wanted to ask you the weirdest questions ever.
Nobody had the strength to answer to them.
But I know you can do it. To make sense (if there’s any) of that interview I wanted to put them into “big boxes” because every question seems to have some connection.
The 5 boxes are:
“TK and his body”, “HotTodd”, “RealiTodd”, “Holy s**t” & “Dammit in Wonderland”.
Let’s start with the first box.
“TK and his body”
-Why your hair is so perfectly black?
TK-Because Zeus wished this so.
-Since what age are you 6'4"? Talking about that, can you confirm the “L” theory?
TK-I was born 6’3” and grew a full inch in a year. It was one hell of a growth spurt.
If you are referring to L as in LOUD I can neither confirm nor deny that height in any way has anything to do with volume except that yes I am LOUD
-We're all have already known that you're multi-talent musician. And
we wanna know what's the strangest talent you have (outside music-
things plus chewing the gum while sing a song...is not included)
TK-I can spin the Earth in reverse on it’s axis in order to go back in time to fix mistakes of the past. Truth be told I released Borrowing Trouble 3 times before I got it right but none of you remember that.
Next box is about cooking and recipes. (No).
“HotTodd”
-Sex or coffee?
TK-Sex WITH coffee. I have the burns to prove it.
-Every girl have a girl crush, and every man has a boy crush. Who's yours?
TK-I’ve always had a thing for Olive Oil but I’m afraid of Popeye. I also have a crush on Popeye.
-How many times during a show you stop to check the boobies of some fans?
TK-Only whenever Myles takes his shirt off
-Briefs or Boxers or Commando?
TK-These are all titles of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. I recommend Commando.
-Do you ever get "wood" while playing your guitar/base onstage? (don't shoot the messenger!!!)
TK-Only when Myles takes his shirt off. (did I say that out loud?)
We survived the sexual matters...now we can talk about TK’s World.
“RealiTodd”
-In the music video "It's not you, it's me", there are chicks walking toward you, and then walking away. I took it like symbolizing romantic/intimate relationships, partners that comes and goes on your/our lives. But then there is a dude, too. What this really meant?
TK-It means that actors do as they are told-‘Walk!’ ‘Turn around!’ ‘Walk back!’ ‘Cut! Lunch! I’ll be in my trailer'
-What is something you would never ever ever be able to forgive?
TK-Someone borrowing my Hoobastank collection and not returning it
-Have you ever been mistaken for another rock star, if so, did you go
along with it?
TK-for a whole year Brent Fitz thought I was Pat Benatar. I didn’t have the heart to correct him.
-Who is the weirdest person you know and why?
TK-Me. All of these answers prove that.
-You have always been very polite and respectful about other artists and there are some reports of some musicians not being precisely nice... did you meet anyone who has been kind of a douche? No names, is there some funny episode you can tell?
TK-One time Paul McCartney beat me within an inch of my life and starved me in his basement for a year. He’d purposely play an out of tune guitar and change all the lyrics to Beatles songs and sing them out of key just to torture me. He was more animal than man. Since then we’ve made up and share a love of Hoobastank, coffee sex, Pat Benatar and Myles with his shirt off.
Don’t know why, but a lot of questions poop up...erhm....pop up....erhm....show up about that. Next box is brown...
“Holy S**t”
-What his thought on Ladies passing wind in his company
TK-There is no such thing.
-I noticed at your concerts it moves fast from song to song, no breaks,
no intermissions, no change of clothes. What happens if you really
really need to use the bathroom mid set?
TK-The Conspirators heartily endorse Depends adult undergarments.
-Sticking on the toilet theme - are number 2’s allowed on the tour bus?
TK-Only in Frank’s bunk.
We are a nerd’s family. Let’s follow the white rabbit for the last part of
this weird thing...
“Dammit in Wonderland”
-You woke up with a dead body beside you in the bed. What'd you assume about it and who'd you call to help you hide the body?
TK-I would turn that negative into a positive creating an ventriloquism act that would sweep the nation.
-Would you rather be attacked by Ants or Spiders?
TK-Oddly enough I was once attacked by my Aunt Spider. Go to her for the best cigarettes in prison.
-What would you cook if Debbie Harry comes to a dinner at your place? Also give us recipe, please
TK-The lady will have the linguini with clam sauce and a coke with no ice (Fast Times At Ridgemont High reference featuring Debbie. Watch immediately)
-What you’ll do when world domination will arrive?
TK-Ban all speaking in movie theaters. Punishable by death of the most severe nature.
-What if you must perform onstage one of these things - to crash your
original guitar/bass or to jump into the crowd full of yelling, screaming
and ready to do everything with you female fans - what would you
choose?
TK-I do those things every night. There is no compromise to be made!
-If you could time travel to any year past or future which would you
choose and why?
TK-Last year. I lost my Superman watch and I loved that thing.
-Would you rather be a duck that can talk but only by singing country music or a panda that can talk but only out of its butt when it's farting?
TK-I’d rather be a Panda that speaks the universal language of duck.
-Every tv-computer-radio-phone has been hacked by you, and you can say everything you want to everyone in the world. What do you want to say?
TK-Who is this? Along with a picture of my junk
-Judgment day. 7 sins. Which one is the more related to you?
TK-I’ve only ever committed 7 sins and they were all committed while watching Golden Girls. 3 extra times with Bea Arthur.
-You’re at home, your girlfriend wants to see you dance something for her; it doesn’t matter you don’t know how to dance, what’s the first song-genre you put on the stereo to start doing your masterpiece?
TK-I would do the Black Swan from top to bottom flawlessly then weep in the fetal position for days in awe of my own majesty. Then I would fire myself from all further activities.
With this last mental picture of you dancing we want to thank u for all the kindness and the love and the music you give us.
TK-you guys are all crazy. I love you
Seriously. Now stop dancing in our heads, please.
Attila Rock - Todd Kerns Kazakhstan Fans
Thanx to every crazy AA member involved on that project, and thanx to TK for is LOUD involvement on that.
Any resemblance to real events and/or to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental, but for Frank Sidoris, Brent Fitz and Myles Kennedy’s boobs.
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I was there.
Don't like the lyrics of the song either, but the piano parts are great.
This could have been a great song with better lyrics.
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Bruce Springsteen is 64, does 3 hour shows and is all over the stage.
And he still sounds great.
Age has nothing to do with it.
It's all about dedication and preparation
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Dust in the wind. Great cover, and I prefer it over the Original.
I would have loved it if they had made a studio version of this.
Just Axl on vocals and piano and Slash on the guitar.
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I'm Izzy.
Then Dizzy, and Axel in last place.
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That was really cool.
I like Franky. I would love to see what he and the rest of VR could have made if he had joined them.
And Fortus is my favourite NewGNR member.
And this song is really good.
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Cool version, I had never heard it before.
The outro does indeed sound a little like Freebird.
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I love the new "Ghost of Tom Joad" version.
It's much better then the original. Tom Morello really ads something to that song.
The rest of the album is great too.
41 Shots, Hunter of Invisible game, Down in the hole are all great songs.
Not bad for a "leftover" album.
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And in last nights episode was another reference when Marshall had a "Slappetite for destruction".
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Their debut album was pretty cool.
Looking forward to this one.
Good to see Fortus keeping busy in the studio.
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I don't like the song either.
The Dead Daisies' album is much better.
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I Always thought "Greatest Hit (... and 21 Other Pretty Cool Songs)" from Dream Theater was a pretty cool name for a compilation album.
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I've seen Rick with Adler's Appetite.
He was pretty cool, has a good voice, and did a pretty good job as a frontman.
And I liked the ep they made. Alive and Fading are pretty cool songs.
I've prefer Myles though.
I think he's awesome in Alter Bridge and with Slash, and I can't wait for their new album.
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5 o' clock: Back and forth again, beggars and hangers on, neither can I
Ain't life grand: Serial Killer, Back to the moment, speed parade
Contraband: Slither, You got no right, Loving the alien
Libertad: Messages, Just Sixteen, Get out the door
Slash: Starlight, Nothing to say, By the sword
Apocalyptic love: Anastasia, Standing in the sun, No more heroes
Guest performances: Street Child, Give in to me, Always on the run
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Absolutely, I love Apocalyptic Love and I'm sure the new album will be great as well.
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Happy New Year everyone at mygnr!!!
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One of the makers must be a real GNR fan, cause they have these jokes a lot.
I loved the "new is Always better" theory.
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If The World is the worst song GNR has ever written. No need to bring that back.
Live and Let Die is a cool song live, so no need to replace it.
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Because old GNR is my favourite band ever and I like to follow what every member of that band is doing now.
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Guns n' Roses version for me.
The heavier guitars really improve this song.
And Axl's screams are really awesome, especially in the live versions.
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Sorry to hear this.
R.I.P. mr Thal and my best wishes to Ron and his family.
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Voted for the Ritz version.
I love GNR's live version of this song, especially at the freddie mercury tribute concert.
Never cared much for the GNR studio version. It's one of the few songs on the album I skip most of the time.
Bob Dylan also has some good live versions though.
Best guitarists GNR has had in order
in GUNS N' ROSES - DISCUSSION & NEWS
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Slash
Izzy
Gilby / Richard
Buckethead
Bumblefoot
Paul
Robin / DJ