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BassLikeHot

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  1. Twizzlers 'N' Peaches.

  2. I can't send you a message. Weird. Add me on Facebook (off John's.)

  3. This album kinda sucks, eh?

  4. Tell me "Sorry" doesn't sound like a lounge version of "Shotgun Blues".

  5. *Blushes* Oooh, it's so roomy in here!

  6. Mmmm, 8-inch bass lines! I can't believe you're flirting with High Voltage! He's a 5 at best. =0

  7. Your sig gives me a massive eight-inch reaction. Specifically, the /jarmo square, mmmm...

  8. It feels so big and girthy in here!

  9. Aw snap! You totally jacked the Dead Horse sig! Shit's goin' down, yo! Holla at my Ghosts Of Mars OST.

  10. I got the Spider-Man in my face!

  11. I take it you're part of Hillary's Ovary Army?

  12. "War boner" is my new favorite word. I sat on George Bush's war boner. There's nothing wrong with that, right?

  13. I feel so sexy in this little text box!

  14. It's not that big.

  15. Go on and fool me!

  16. Is it safe in here?

  17. Affix a metronome to my vagina. It works. Although I don't measure teardrops. I measure ectoplasmic discharge when my uterus squeals. Whoops, did I say that out loud?

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