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  1. Sixes

    It's official. David Lee Roth is the worst singer in the world.

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      In a suck-off to the finish of least talented and worst rock front men ever, myles kennedy will shitstomp the combined suck of Axl and Roth each time, every time. No question about it really.

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  2. ZoSoRose

    Downzy and co., you guys better not fuck up tomorrow. I want MYPEARLJAMFORUM back!

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Would much rather have something original than another MyWhateverForum.

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  3. magisme

    I'm taking a bunch of teenagers to Europe tomorrow. Freaking out a bit.

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      I hear teenage organs are quite valuable. You could be a rich man.

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  4. Axl_morris

    its gold & blue....

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      I've had the fucking thing change from white and gold to blue and black right in front of me so it can fuck itself.

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  5. Strange Broue

    9 years and 10000 posts... congrats

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Thanks man, I didn't even notice.

  6. Axl_morris

    Mygnrforum -

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Congrats on knowing who you are and where you're at. I hear that can be difficult for some people at times.

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  7. downzy

    Some men you just can't reach... So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it! Well, he gets it!

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      What did WFA do now?

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  8. GabrieL_TiT

    I don't think Axl's gonna want to hire orianthi anymore https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7gmGDqCcAECEI6.png:large

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      LOL. She doesn't have the talent to replace Ron and she was never even considered or this might effect something. Then again, if pictures with Slash effected anything DJ would be out of the band so this wouldn't have a chance of effecting anything anyway. I would forever be greatful to Slash if he got rid of DJ and kept someone else that couldn't handle the part out of the band though, so maybe it's time for the beta to strengthen Axl's hatred.

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  9. UK SUBS

    No Australian female guitarist in gnr - mygnrforum exclusive. What are we on now? 4?5?6? Meh... Our awesomeness knows no bounds! :)

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      You gonna 'gunsgog' us?

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  10. darknightfan

    Oh man it's almost been 2 years on here. How?

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      We're all on Axl time here.

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  11. UK SUBS

    So after finally receiving Appetite for Democracy this Xmas and having a brand new blu ray and 4k 60inch TV -- it's tine to crack a beer and get started! :) honest review coming

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Where's the review?

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  12. Strange Broue

    last night party was great, 3 folks beat the shit out of me, because i white knighting for a dumb whore... The ambulance stich my head a bit, lol

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Did you at least score with the dumb whore? How the fuck am I the first person to ask that? People seriously need to get their priorities straight.

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  13. Bobbo

    I try to not dwell too much into my personal life on here, but please keep my dad in your thoughts and prayers. Poor guys got a damaged heart and multiple myeloma, and needless to say, he's the best dad anyone could ever ask for. Went to the hospital earlier for strong tightness in his chest. Awaiting results...

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      I hope everything goes as great as it possibly can Bobbo.

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  14. RussTCB

    I lost my mom 4 years ago today. It's gonna be a long day of trying not to shit on other people's holiday.

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      I'm really sorry to hear that man. I hope the day goes as good as it can for you.

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  15. AdriftatSea

    Wal-Mart's ad theme music for Black Friday is Back in Black by AC/DC. They sold out to Wal-Mart.

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Black Ice was a Wal Mart exclusive. Wonder why they didn't use that.

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  16. Coma16

    Was Slash sober during his recent DTJ performance?

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Slash is too cool for drugs.

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  17. Nosaj Thing

    I blame Damn_Smooth and Maynard for making me read Gn'R FB comments. http://i.imgur.com/O2kUlkY.png

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      :lol: Glad to be of service.

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  18. GabrieL_TiT

    Axl looks less bloated in this video... https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=646764925455967

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      That you?

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  19. Damn_Smooth

    Why does this shit exist?

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      I thought it might be to outrage bitchdykes.

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  20. Damn_Smooth

    Why does this shit exist?

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      You sure about that?

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  21. downzy

    MYGNRFORUM T-shirts coming soon! Yes, that's right, soon!

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      How many "soon" announcements is this now? Think I lost count around 97.

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  22. Flayer

    Think it's time to find a new and even more tool-ish selfie for an avatar

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Think it's time you start posting more. Regardless of avatar.

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  23. WFA

    I called someone a cunt in attitude and it was removed. the anuses are in excruciating amounts of pain. p.s. 5 stars

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      You know the forum has lost any remnants of any testicles it ever had when you can't even use a word that was widely used by the founder and singer of the band the forum is dedicated to. Pathetic.

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  24. magisme

    My status has been censored! The revolution starts now!!!

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      What did it say?

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  25. Nosaj Thing

    "Civil War was recorded by the original line-up" - Dizzy Reed

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Now Dizzy is credible? Nope, he's still the same idiot he was yesterday.

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