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  1. arnold layne

    Am I a sociopath?

    1. Słash

      Słash

      My grandmom is.

  2. arnold layne

    'I asked her out, she said 'No way!' I should have guessed her gay.

  3. arnold layne

    Girls, all I really want is girls...

    1. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER NAMED ICE CUBE

    2. supercool

      supercool

      Mary Magdalene was a "co-messiah", the wife of Jesus and the mother of his children, according to a translation of an ancient manuscript.

    3. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      Sinner! Repent!

  4. arnold layne

    Tempted by sin.

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    2. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      And he watches you wank LOL

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Considering the Catholic church is against premarital sex I am guessing Jesus did a fair amount of wanking himself.

  5. arnold layne

    Hey girl, is it really hot in here or is that the Holy Spirit burning within you?

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      *Arnie pulls out his cock* Damn boy, looks like you kept your shit in the holy spirit too long :D

    2. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      I gave that bitch a Holy Spirit, bitches love Holy Spirits.

    3. MB.

      MB.

      Lol

  6. arnold layne

    "Truly, I say to you, unless you turn and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven."

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      And Anne Baxter as Nefertiti, i probably got my first boner watching that film LOL!

    3. OmarBradley

      OmarBradley

      Ian Keith as Saladin too!

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      You suprise me young man. But yes, exactly my point!

  7. arnold layne

    Jake Gyllenhaal is a beautiful man.

  8. arnold layne

    I need some friends.

    1. IZZYISGNR

      IZZYISGNR

      l'enfer c'est les autres

    2. Słash

      Słash

      At least you have Len, I don't have anyone.

    3. IZZYISGNR

      IZZYISGNR

      Jesus is your friend

  9. arnold layne

    This is why I am going to Hell. 1 Corinthians 6:15-19.

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    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      We are all on a Highway to Hell Nate. Some are just driving faster then others.

    3. DieselDaisy

      DieselDaisy

      ''Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never!''

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Word on the street is Jesus had a strong pimp hand back in the day

  10. arnold layne

    Jesus loves you.

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    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Rumour has it he was the life of the party.

    3. spunko12345

      spunko12345

      I thought he was dead

    4. Słash

      Słash

      He will come back before the NuGNR Album.

  11. arnold layne

    Girls used to diss me. Now they write letters cause they miss me.

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Thats Lenina, cockstain.

    3. SoulMonster

      SoulMonster

      Maybe they are low on cash?

    4. Lithium

      Lithium

      Now we sip champagne when we thirstay

  12. arnold layne

    It is two hours past midnight and this party is still active because my grandmother is out of the house. There are females in the other room engaging in promiscuous activity and they are not leaving until dawn.

    1. RussTCB

      RussTCB

      #ginandjuice

  13. arnold layne

    "I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world." John 16:33

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    2. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      God dammit, Arnie. Now we get bible quote GNR statuses?

    3. DieselDaisy

      DieselDaisy

      Thou son saw said cock rot and thou lord thus taketh away (Wanky splat, chapter 6 verse 9)

    4. Towelie

      Towelie

      I still think he's trolling us.

  14. arnold layne

    Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely. I have nobody for my own.

    1. Słash

      Słash

      You have Len.

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Yeah Arnie, I'll always love you :D

    3. darknightfan

      darknightfan

      I feel that.

  15. arnold layne

    I've gained 40 lbs. I'm 156 lbs now.

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    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      That's not what she said dkf.

    3. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Lithium's post was censored because he's a cock.

    4. darknightfan

      darknightfan

      You mean he arnold?

  16. arnold layne

    Almost a month sober. Better than ever.

    1. NachoLZ

      NachoLZ

      congrats men!

  17. arnold layne

    Lenny is a bully.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      gimme your fuckin' lunch money fat arse!

    2. Słash

      Słash

      Both of you are made for eachother

  18. arnold layne

    Weight lifting and Jesus.

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    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      1 Corinthians 6:19-20

    3. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Hey Nate if it helps to turn around your life then praise Jesus.

    4. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      1 Corinthians 16:13, Nate. God bless you Brother!

  19. arnold layne

    arnold layne had a strange hobby

  20. arnold layne

    Day 2 without alcohol. Thirty-two days remaining.

    1. Conor

      Conor

      Sounds bloody awful, but good luck.

  21. arnold layne

    Day 1 without alcohol. Thirty-three days remaining.

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    2. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      How many times did you have the 1st day without alcohol in the last year? You need to pray harder, man ... and start running ... sport is a good thing to keep you busy and away from trouble. ;)

    3. IZZYISGNR

      IZZYISGNR

      dr. sleep

    4. axlfan88

      axlfan88

      A good read about alcohol : http://debordiana.chez.com/english/panegyric.htm#III

  22. arnold layne

    Be excellent to each other.

    1. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      God bless you, brother.

    2. Nulla Lex Ink.

      Nulla Lex Ink.

      And, party on dudes!

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      The world is not ready, Arnold ...

  23. arnold layne

    iii]; )'

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    2. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      iii]xD

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      iii]:-$

    4. tentonneskeleton

      tentonneskeleton

      iii]8===D

  24. arnold layne

    Life is too hard.

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    2. Słash

      Słash

      You are making it too hard.

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      I like your flag. Do you wanna marry me?

    4. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Only if you can light my fire GUNNER.

  25. arnold layne

    Philippeans 4:13

    1. BetterDay7

      BetterDay7

      Hope it's true.

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