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  1. Not enough whisky or GBH. Sinead O’Connor could probably beat the fuck of him. Drown him in his Speedos. Micheal Chiklis from The Shield but need to google his DUI record.
  2. They dead, you need to be annihilated on whisky smashing up bars with a pool cue to qualify. And be bald. Alive, bald and violent - a New Years resolution for everyone.
  3. The god of bald men at the very least.
  4. Imagine googling the Manson family after the movie to find out they killed Rick and Cliff in real life.
  5. I might not drink for the rest of the year.
  6. I ordered a Guinness from the bar. There was a tap there. But the Barman poured it from a can. Poor show. The shakes suggest some kind of liver issue. Everyone has to die of something.
  7. In sunny Penarth for a booze up. Nails and coffin provided.
  8. I think Bucket played on Oklahoma and Soul Monster so maybe there’s still some to come.
  9. Scour the earth. It’s all fine paying 80mil for Maguire but do some scouting. Tour the Irish non league.
  10. Whereas Pogba barely wants to play. But it means you don’t need a team of Messis but one would help.
  11. Manchester probably isn’t that attractive either. I just don’t get the feeling Rash or Martial are hungry. And there’s no leaders driving the team.
  12. It’s okay to have a squad. Liverpool are winning the league with Hendo and Milner so maybe you don’t need good players.
  13. Newcastle gifted them the goals but I suppose they were pressing well. Rashford and Martial are alright but they aren’t Salah and Mane. Theyve spent money on Maguire and Pogba. They need more central mid options too. Ward Prowes is the kind of fighter they need. Jimenez at Wolves could be a good focal point. Then they need a proper world class player like Cantona. Griezeman maybe.
  14. I can see Slash add parts or re-recording most of these songs, then adding 4-5 new songs to the pot.
  15. The movie wasn’t historically accurate. None of the Manson family got burnt alive with a flame thrower or had their nuts chewed off by a dog. Reality is just a suggestion.
  16. Guinness is my roast potatoes. Bacon, sausage, stuffing and Guinness. When the pilgrims came over on the Mayflower and scalped Jesus this what they ate. The first recorded day of Xmas, 1966. The menu of World Cup Winners.
  17. Aldous Huxley seems to be the model for our cybernetic future.
  18. Best game was Southampton Chelsea. Utd victory seemed hollow. Salah let me down again in fantasy. I guess a home game is next. Ali goal was good but he never convinces me.
  19. It’s a one tray operation over here at wasted towers. Microwaved sausages in blankets and that Christmas.
  20. The main man won? Julianna was keeper. Ride or die.
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