wasted

Me myself n i - de la soul

Yo high ball. 

13 hours ago, Jabberwocky said:

Vanity 6 - Nasty Girl

 

Is this that Prince shit?

Stakes is High - De la Soul

Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz de la soul

Overall Long Island Once Again. 

Team sheet. 

Degea

Jones, Lindlehof, Smalling, Young

Matic, Mata, Pogba, Herrera

Rashford, Martial

36 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

I never said it can't, I just said its a load of bollocks.  I'm the last person on this forum to be dictating what is or isn't off topic.  Come to that, so are you

U both amateur voidists

Ima a viking that drinks skol. 

21 minutes ago, SoulMonster said:

I can relate to Ole Gunnar's problem. I too have a two first names and foreigners tend to only use the second of them, which resembles a common name in English. Even when I sign with both of my first names, like "Bets regards, [first second]", they often respond with "Dear [second]." 

It's a minor nuisance. 

I have 4 names and have fucked up many marriage certificates. 

5 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

Stop drinking gin or I will kill you.  Brandy, Whiskey, these are mens drink, gin is widowed old bags.

I have the soul of a widowed old bag. I see it like I’m in a speakeasy in the 40s. I love gin and prostitutes. 

I gave up. 2 cans. An a big ole glass of gin n coke. That was bad. Why dream of sobriety when you can drink to health. 

1 minute ago, Len Cnut said:

Sexist

I Gun bitches arses, I’m liberated n tolerated. Impunity, dip-lo-matic heresy. 

14 minutes ago, SoulMonster said:

I don't think we should have too high hopes of what Solskjær kan achieve now in these 6 remaining months. He takes over a United in shambles. He needs to unite the players, he needs to give them confidence, and he probably won't get much money for new signings. I don't expect any miracles at all. But hopefully the team can start to play better and things can stabilize. The main point here is of course that the witch is dead and that the club now has time to decide on a permanent replacement. 

I think you generslly get a reaction with a new manager. Plus fixtures are pretty good over the next few games. I like Moron, but he’s a bitch fo sho. 

It’s just a different era you need big money. City will prevail over Liverpool I guess. But there is hope in just get a solid back 4 build a team. But they have to stop buying like Pogba and Sanchez. Like you said find the next Ronaldo. Find the goalscorer. Have faith in the solid players. Build utd legends.

But it’s transfer policy for sure. Moron didn’t have control like Fergus. He was just given players. He’s not that good. Maybe Pep is. He can tell Sterling what to do. 

42 minutes ago, SoulMonster said:

Nah, Cardiff always loses when Solskjær is there.

Good one. I think he did only lose the last part of the season though. 

But away at Cardiff is never really easy. 

1 minute ago, SoulMonster said:

It's official. YOU ARE MY SOLSKJÆR, MY ONLY SOLSKJÆR! YOU MAKE ME HAPPY, WHEN SKIES ARE GREY!!

Now go lose to Cardiff. 

25 minutes ago, SoulMonster said:

Yes. In addition to success in Norway, taking a mediocre team to the top and becoming a challenger to Rosenborg, and sinking a burning ship in Cardiff, he has experience from United before where he trained the attackers and managed the reserve team. 

I have no idea if he is up to this task, but it is fun nonetheless. 

I think he could be good for Rashford and Martial. To really set up the team in that way. 

But really what’s the difference, if he can just get a solid 11 who are trying for him that’s a start. Also I can finally pick a few utd players for Fantasy. Martial would play a few games, score, them be on the bench. Mata is always in and out. Mata seems like the one creative mid they have. He should be on the ball in the mid pulling the strings. Pogba is better in the inside left channel. 

"You’re 18 yards away from goal and you keep f***ing passing it. Shoot!

"You won’t ever score a goal if you don’t shoot. Finish."

6 minutes ago, SoulMonster said:

Yes. In addition to success in Norway, taking a mediocre team to the top and becoming a challenger to Rosenborg, and sinking a burning ship in Cardiff, he has experience from United before where he trained the attackers and managed the reserve team. 

I have no idea if he is up to this task, but it is fun nonetheless. 

I think he could be good for Rashford and Martial. To really set up the team in that way. 

But really what’s the difference, if he can just get a solid 11 who are trying for him that’s a start. Also I can finally pick a few utd players for Fantasy. Martial would play a few games, score, them be on the bench. Mata is always in and out. Mata seems like the one creative mid they have. He should be on the ball in the mid pulling the strings. Pogba is better in the inside left channel. 

I don’t know I haven’t had a drink for 2 days and my body aches to down a cold beer. 

8 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said:

Looking at his wikipedia page it seems he won three trophies for a club called Molde. 

That’s where he played before signing for Utd?

He was barely a player for Utd. He was a super sub and even said he learned something about management sitting on the bench. 

Solskjaer got Cardiff relegated from the prem so that’s something. 

So it’s the Baby faced Assassin?

He’s good for morale. And maybe all the ex players are behind him. Will give him a chance. The media will love it. 

Burger King breakfast croissant and coffee with pancake n syrup. 

9 hours ago, Len Cnut said:

A friend of mine described Emery as 'a spanish Alan Partridge'

Wenger was like Nigel from Yes, Minister. 

Mourniho is basically Mr Bean. Turns up at the wrong ground, somehow signs a 3 year contract thinking he’s signing a parking ticket. Thinks he’s won a raffle so on his morning jog joins the players running in the park. Invents somekind of dice game with the squad list for team selection. Somehow wins the FA Cup playing 10 defenders. After three years he gets found taking all the cakes in the cafeteria home for lunch. Gets sacked and wins 14m in the raffle. 

8 hours ago, Rovim said:

could be the employees are too tired at night to clean it again

They always seem to be in the process of cleaning it. I read somewhere don’t get a mcfluury for this reason - the machine needs cleaning everyday. 

Also things which arent ordered a lot are less likely to be freshly made. So that Filet o fish is probably from yesterday. 

8 hours ago, Graeme said:

Get 3 boxes for £10 in any Scottish airport (3 for £12 in Edinburgh)... Or go to any supermarket and get 3 equivalent boxes of better tasting stuff for £3  .

I only go to airports in Asia and europe. Walkers is the basic brand. It’s like the Snikers of Scotland. It’s a big win to get a brand into international airports. In China it seems to be linked with Burberry like this is what Scottish aristocrats eat in castles after a round of golf.