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  1. I just spent the night working in the British Science Museum doing my job for more money because it's 6pm - 6am! (it's meant to be, finished at 3am today). I'm there for 3 more days. I just had 'a night at the museum'.

  2. You can't have me in the house of commons with David Cameron atm because the second I open my mouth; he'd have me up for slander and the second second; he'd have me dragged away and arrested: Don't think you can claim pig fucker in there even if I did run to represent and was voted in.

  3. Hagelslag & Spacecake! I just munched on my souvenir from Amsterdam and; colours are so vivid... I love a food high. I now know what cake I want for my birthday; and.... Hopefully I can get a big one made, but it'll have to be in Amsterdam. :) Space cake rocs, that brownie was goood.... & Hagelslag, milk chocolate hagelslag! Why don't we have hagelslag in the UK from NL? They should export that stuff, for real, the hagelslag; wish I could get more brownies though; mmmm... The taste, the buzz, mmmm 

    1. AxlsFavoriteRose

      AxlsFavoriteRose

      this is so interesting! had to google exactly what hagelslag was, basically just what we in the US call sprinkles but we don't normally eat them on toast :P is that how you had them? was pretty sure I knew what Spacecake was and was right but curious what flavor yours was? anyway thanks for this, I love learning new things :)

    2. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Chocolate Sprinkles in the NL isn't like chocolate sprinkles anywhere else; think; chocolate bar in sprinkle form;... Not Yet, I have 1 box left, but no toast yet. I'm that % of people who admit to eating it straight from the box, pouring the chocolate goodness in my mouth and having mouth fulls of hagelslag and eating it like that; mostly.. I did have some with my space cake/brownie though.

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      'Souvenirs from Holland.' :)

    3. AxlsFavoriteRose

      AxlsFavoriteRose

      I don't blame you for eating the sprinkles that way, I would too :P and i too think they should export them! :D

  4. Using my phone plugged into the charger (that's plugged into the wall) makes e feel like I'm in the 90s again. Except my iPhone 4 is still cooler than any 'house' phone anywhere back then.

  5. This shit on my lip's got shit on its lip.

  6. I was going to call this place because they've had my car since Saturday/MOT testing it/working on it...After the first few digits, they rang me... So I answered and played it cool. about half hour ago.

  7. I got a Q', Gotta get a Q' - Seven grams and, I got a Q' Gotta get a, Gotta get a Q'

  8. How nice, they've still heard of me at UG it seems.

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    2. Jakey Styley

      Jakey Styley

      I was curious and checked out your threads and found out that you've had oral sex with a Brazilian tranny.

    3. Strange Broue
    4. Snake-Pit
  9. Lights travels 186,000 miles per second, which is the same as equating Earth 7 and half times.

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    2. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      ? A coincidence to what? And that is... Probably something you can workout yourself there SoulMonster

      18, 000 mph is...

      Not bad actually, but totally useless to my point where, I fear, is just theory about matter traveling up 93,000 miles per second.

    3. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      18, 000mph is the current record set by the Space Shuttle is 5 miles per second. DAMN.

    4. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      ... Okay, nothing interests me anymore 93, 000 miles away given our current technology

  10. Toot toot toot toot two P M (2pm) yeah

  11. It's all about the brand and you're telling me that I can't trademark the company's logo!?! - lol - I'm already preparing for war lol. This is not good though.

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    2. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      No one even said no, basically because no one said 'register for free'... So I just searched and found one myself, in Italy, who applied for one in America, who said F**K off to that idea... So.......

    3. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Basically I found one that I think could pose a potential threat, and October 2015 was the date that Italian F**K (Effet) est 1985 got turned down from America for being F**K

    4. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      F Star Star K Ltd - What to do with a name like that except state F**K is a trading name and try for brand statuses and stuff.......... I just want to rage war though, this is in an effect, a potential act of war if I register it and those guys show up.

  12. Investing in the Dow Jones in America on some leverage thing, and I'm already down 77p

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    2. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      wait until you're up by a couple cents and sell

    3. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      77p? Who did you invest with the Wolf of Wall Street?

    4. -W.A.R-
  13. They're so far ahead; they're in Wednesdayland.

  14. Am like a lesbian with a loaded gun.

  15. Saying say nuttin when I tell them not to look, Must have surprised him when the hooray for tolerance! never got me shook

  16. I will fuck up stuck neek boys blacker than me but not darker than me they try it I try them harder

  17. Overslept, didn't go to day job today, didn't make it to get overtime pay today.

  18. When is it 6am, Monday Morning, Sydney time, in London?

  19. Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please, God, wake me/Hold her breasts as I wish for head Oh please, God, wank me

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      best poem you ever wrote!

  20. I am on my IPhone on the 133 past Kennington for an 8am start @ The Shard! Europe's tallest building.. I want to go to the roof/as far up as I can, and be the highest person on the ground in Europe/have this bitch at me feet lol.. If only I can play guitar on the roof of that building!

    1. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Am excited, just passed Elephant & Castle.. Soon there :)

  21. Yesterday, got paid £7.50 per hour to sit in a van all day as it drove around and park from site to site, today, new job with this agency after that 1 off thing yesterday, saw me waiting around from 7:30am @ £7.50 per hour with 5 other guys, eating, killing time and doing maybe 20 minutes work, in my own borough this time too... I even got to play a Les Paul copy guitar on the roof today at Royal Russell School... I played Don't Cry then Sweet Child O' Mine, I may bring my g...

  22. Karma's such a - to you and me, Desire's suffering said, who wants desire? Fairness squared when I played the class clown when I was around, Used to sit in parks, until it got dark, Me, The Skaters and my Stoners made three, was shown the home life said - Who wants to be?

  23. To anyone who's ever thought about it; Here I am.

  24. Saw 2 little girls fighting and this older boy pulling one of them away tonight, at first glance I thought it was a pair of fighting midgets.

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