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  1. Im not gay, but vaginas are pretty gross if you think about it

    I agree. But so are a meat n two veg.

    Still waiting for those smelly, ugly balls to go out of fashion so all men have aesthetically pleasing genitals, as the women have already shaved and waxed to achieve an acceptable looking vagina.

    Have you seen a shaved nutsack? Aesthetically pleasing? Looks like a turkeys neck

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    really does

    so I've heard

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  2. Man I'm lonely.

    Relocation has its setbacks. I don't have any friends in Oklahoma. I have family but it would be nice to find someone I can just snuggle with and watch a movie or something. I need a lady friend.

    Yeah doing drugs and banging chicks was fun for awhile, but I'm really really really hoping I can find someone that can support me emotionally and make me a better person.

    I suppose a 'better half'.

    I know my history is shit when it comes to ladies. I've done some horrid stuff I'll take to the grave. I screwed up.

    I'm a redeemed man though and I'm using this philosophy...

    ...'If I build it (my body), they will come.'

    It keeps me feeling good about myself in the meantime. :D

    You're not gay?

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  3. There you go, illustrated my point admirably :lol: I cant watch the news, im too much of a bitch, it makes me feel awful, all like fuckin' kids arms and legs sticking out of rubble and people dying and getting shit chopped off, I've probably found out more about current affairs from threads on here than any news media for at least the last 5 or 6 years.

    A few years ago I was at the doctor and we were trying to figure out how to reduce stress because it was starting to take its toll on me. He said he had seen improvement when people stopped watching/reading yhe news. So That was one thing I did and it made a real difference so I never do the news anymore. You still get the news you need somehow and most of it is just negative noise you didn't need to know anyway.

  4. On iPhone:

    iBooks

    WhatsApp

    Skype

    Uber

    FitBit

    iTranslate

    Waze

    Bank apos for all my banks

    SimCity (to do something while bored out of my mind in meetings)

    NetFlix

    YouTube

    Various cloud storage apps

    a compass app

    Polyvore

    Fan you tell a lot about a person by the apps on her device? Hmmm?

  5. Don't kid yourself. You will be permitted to live in your cat's flat.

    They are great pets. I had cats in apartments for years. I would always have a tall cat pole so they could jump up and climb it. Get a scratch pad for him. It will ease the furniture scratching, but not eliminate it.

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  6. That's cool and all but knowing Dave, he did for the buzz it would generate, for the aftereffect and not for the sake of that concert per se.

    :facepalm:

    Say what you want, he's a nice guy, I like the Foo Fighters, went to their concert this year but... the man is the musician version of Angelina Jolie. He wants to be everything, every time. He craves attention and he fuels on it. Everything they do feels unnatural to me, it's like they're rehearsed. It's like they do it for the buzz. He wants to be everywhere! 50 freaking all-star side projects, documentaries, megalomaniac new album which was no different than any other Foo album in terms of sound, really. He's one of those guys that, he's probably got a public relations advisor, and if he doesn't step back for a bit, it's gonna go Black Eyed Peas on him: "step away for a bit, son. Step away 'cause people are tired of your face".

    Do it while you can, cause life is short. Public figure wants a buzz, so odd. Musician wants to play a lot, that's twisted.

    Tired of his face, off switch.

    I like him. Wasn't crazy about Sonic Highways, but loved Back and Forth. I like a lot of his music and I like that there is a lot of it to choose from.

    Very cool to get back on stage, but watched the video a couple of times and can't figure out how he couldn't see the edge of the stage.

  7. You may find your ex's family might become protective of your ex in this situation. I was the ex and my family always had a big fireworks party. My ex brought his new girlfriend. ?he figured since we had both moved on and we got along it would be okay. It was, but it was also uncomfortable for my family. They thought it was in poor taste.

  8. It would be kind of refreshing to have a female friend to get advice from. Unfortunately I just want to bang pretty much all of them.

    So I'm at a loss.

    Have you ever tried talking to the girl you like and holding the look a second longer than normal. Pretty effective at communicating interest without investing too much before you see if there is interest back.

    I love it when a guy does that. Eyes kill me. A guy winking at me does me right in.

  9. I met a guy. We're going out. I'm all aflutter.

    Here comes the self doubts.

    Self doubt about what, you're like the coolest person, relax yourself girl and just wade in and be yourself and everything'll make its own kinda sense soon enough :)

    P.S. If he aint an Arsenal fan, jack him in and if you marry a Spud you're dead to me :lol:

    American football fan is the best he can do. It's a problem. But he says my smile melts him. How can I resist?

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