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  1. Towelie

    There was a shooting very close to where I live. The gunman shot himself after opening fire on random people. 6 died including a 5yr old child.

    How anybody could kill a child is beyond me. Sometimes there are no words.

    1. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Fuck, glad you’re okay 

    2. downzy

      downzy

      Glad you're okay.  Looks like it was a deranged fat guy who was upset he couldn't get laid.  

  2. Towelie

    So did Axl send in the heavies on that GNR forum that should not be named?

  3. Towelie

    Listening to Goin' Back by Neil Young. Makes me feel happy to be alive.

  4. Towelie

    Hey man

    Thought you may wanna check out my MJ board: http://mymjjforum.boards.net/

    Towelie

  5. Towelie

    Asked the missus if I go to see GNR at Wembley on the day our baby is due. She said "there's a reason it's called Not In This Lifetime."

     

    1. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      Hahaha! Sorry buddy 

  6. Towelie

    New Metallica album is a bit of a snooze...

  7. Towelie

    10 days left for GNR to release a new song @RussTCB

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    2. Towelie

      Towelie

      I would still rather get a new GNR song on new years eve than win this bet. But this band are so predictable. If you can rely on them for one thing, it's to not release music.

    3. willl

      willl

      :lol:

    4. gunsguy

      gunsguy

      Lots of time left Russ... lol

  8. Towelie

    Fuck me. GNR's only UK date is on the exact day my missus is due to go into labour. What are the fucking odds??

  9. Towelie

    Only gone and got the old missus up the duff. Holy shit!!

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      A lot to live down more like!  Thats tantamount to child abuse :lol:

    3. Towelie

      Towelie

      I know someone who called their daughter Sunshine because of how the kid made the parents feel. By that logic, i shall be naming the child "Fuck" or "Howdidthishhappen".

    4. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      I know someone whose name was sunshine merchant. No joke

  10. Towelie

    This is one of only two message boards I haven't been banned from (and I only have one warning left). Am I that much of an asshole?

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Well i couldn't do without you around here Towelie, young fella-me-lad.  Bit shite on the old musical taste in certain aspects but more than make up for it in others.  Are you a cunt?  Hmmm, never really thought about it, i don't think so, can't think of any cunty things you've done, all in all a bit of a darlin' really. 

      Also, liking Morrissey in effect absolves all human sin.

    3. Towelie

      Towelie

      I figured out that I seem to be more of a wanker online when I'm happier in my personal life. I think I must be a cunt deep down inside and it has to find a way to get out. I can't live a lie.

    4. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      You da man towelie

  11. Towelie

    Do you know of any good RHCP message boards?

    1. Jakey Styley

      Jakey Styley

      The most popular one to my knowledge is http://stadium-arcadium.com/forum/index.php . It appears to be down right now, hopefully that's just temporary. I haven't visited in a while.

  12. Towelie

    Going to see Lazarus in November, the musical that David Bowie worked on before his passing, starring one of my all time favourite actors Michael C Hall of Dexter fame. So excited I had to brag about it on here, even though I'm sure none of you give a monkeys.

  13. Towelie

    @RussTCB Still confident about winning our bet?? ;) 

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    2. Słash

      Słash

      What was the bet?

    3. Towelie

      Towelie

      That GNR would release or at least perform a new song in 2016!

    4. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Hahaha 

  14. Towelie

    Am I the only GNR fan that has zero interest in AC/DC?

  15. Towelie

     @Powerage5 @downzy Why do I keep getting repeatedly signed out everytime I reply to a topic? It's really annoying.

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    2. Towelie

      Towelie

      Just to clarify, it's not everytime I reply to a topic, but when I go from one page to another it logs me out everytime.

    3. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      ER said to try clearing your cache and your cookies - it happened to him earlier this week.

    4. tomc102968

      tomc102968

      it does me too when i click on discussion tab it signs me out and i brought to an older page with no new topics not to i sign back in does it get me current

       

  16. Towelie

    David Cameron and George Osbourne's actions speak louder than words. This years budget cuts to the most vulnerable people in our society have finally shone a light on how little the conservative party care about ordinary working class people in this country. Completely deplorable, and anybody who voted for these elitist liars in the last election should be feeling pretty sheepish right now.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Whatcha mean finally shone a light, they've never cared about em, and they were quite a bit more blatant about it during certain parts of the 70s n 80s.

    2. Towelie

      Towelie

      Well yeah, but I weren't round in them days to complain about it, was I?

  17. Towelie

    Take your pick from the Japanese robes and sandals, drink champagne from a glass with chocolate handles.

  18. Towelie

    Both me and my wife had Paul Daniels magic sets as a child, complete with magicians top hot, magic wand, three plastic cups and mini set of cards. Talk about meant to be. RIP Paul.

    1. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      I once met a girl who liked everything with a pulse and touched my brother but went to my school who claimed she was related to Paul Daniels...

    2. Jonnyrose5

      Jonnyrose5

      I had the same magic set as a kid, good memories here's to you paul:headbang:

  19. Towelie

    Who'd have thought the build up to GNRs reunion would be such a snooze....?

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    2. maynard

      maynard

      yeah, there was no artistic drive behind nugnr, it was Axl trying to make as much money as possible without Slash.

    3. supercool

      supercool

      nugnr fans are a bitter bunch

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Goes back to what i been saying for years on here, it's been done in terms of there being any value to GnR since 1993.

  20. Towelie

    The only men who care about their nailcare more than their wife does are guitarists.

  21. Towelie

    Anyone else notice this board is a lot more quiet since the new look? Mods need to change it back asap.

     

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    2. Estranged Reality

      Estranged Reality

      Because support for the previous version was being phased out anyway, so we basically had no choice. 

    3. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      So why does literally every other forum I post on (both GNR and otherwise) still have a decent theme?

    4. Towelie

      Towelie

      Yeah, it really does suck guys. Please change it.

  22. Towelie

    What's the difference between God and Bono?

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      The girl.

    3. Towelie

      Towelie

      I laughed out loud. Good one Len.

    4. rocknroll41

      rocknroll41

      To quote South Park; "Bono is a piece of shit"...Tho "the fly" is an awesome song!

  23. Towelie

    If my body feels like I'm in my eighties when I'm 30, does that mean I will feel 130 when I'm actually 80?

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    2. Towelie

      Towelie

      oh yeah, feeling like I'm 80 in both body and mind today.

    3. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Sounds like depression to me... life is the dogs bullocks...I would give my left nut to be 30 again.....

    4. 77Jesters

      77Jesters

      I'm feeling 130 at the moment! Time to look for a desk job, manual labour is aging me too quickly!

  24. Towelie

    It's too late to be grateful, it's too late, to be late again, the European canon is here

  25. Towelie

    Ma ma say ma ma sa ma mon coo sa

    1. RussTCB

      RussTCB

      Help me sing it!

    2. Towelie

      Towelie

      Ma ma say ma ma sa ma mon coo sa

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