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  1. No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up each day thankful for your life. Someone somewhere else is desperately fighting for theirs.

  2. whatever happened to the Blowout UK tour?

  3. Supporters should get unlimited "likes"

    1. ITG

      ITG

      You could just quote the person above you and then comment "Like" or is that considered counterfeiting?

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  4. I wake up around ten thirty, get out of bed around 2.

    1. ITG

      ITG

      Should get an alarm clock. That might help. I hear they help you get up early.

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  5. Mind is saying, let it go, fuck this

  6. Fun fact #102 - Axl Rose isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Axl Rose.

    1. ITG

      ITG

      That's the most racist thing about Slash I've heard in a long time.

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  7. clear your inbox - no i do not want nudes, nor do i want to hook up.

    1. ITG

      ITG

      why wouldn't you want both? is something wrong with you?

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  8. "According to Greek mythology, humans where originally created with four arms, four legs, and two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other half." -Plato

    1. ITG

      ITG

      Considering Plato was already Greek and that mythology was the contemporary religion of the time, I find it funny he referred to it as such. "The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity." - Abraham Lincoln.

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  9. But the kid is not my son.

  10. ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "Days Of Our Axl"...

  11. Did the Festivus episode derive from Kwanzaa?

    1. ITG

      ITG

      I thought they shut down that file sharing site.

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  12. Is organic egg nog suppose to smell funny?

    1. ITG

      ITG

      "Eggnog, who thought that one up? 'I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes. You know what eggnog really is. You’re not gonna want to hear it, but I’ll tell ya. It’s elf cum. You might as well pour it down your back and slap your self on the ass." - Dave Attell

  13. Is giving money kinda rude? Guy I work with says it is. Thoughts?

  14. It's my Friday night...next two days off...what to do....what to do....hmmmm

  15. saw the MTV Pop Up Video episode for Culture Club and cant stop listening to them now

  16. Last call for shitposter of the year votes! Winner announced on Sunday.

    1. ITG

      ITG

      Who needs winners when you've got whiners.

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  17. Last call for shitposter of the year votes! Winner announced on Sunday.

  18. Who actually likes eggnog?

    1. ITG

      ITG

      you just reminded me to go out and buy it. i guzzle it with no shame.

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  19. Last call for shitposter of the year votes! Winner announced on Sunday.

    1. ITG

      ITG

      When is the negative nancy / debbie downer award going to be given?

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  20. This has just been the worst week ever.

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