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  1. DangerousCurves

    Dear Mother Nature, you bipolar bitch. You forgot Spring comes in between Winter and Summer.

    1. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      First time we've had Spring here in Texas in years. It will soon be over and hotter than the surface of the sun though. Not looking forward to it.

  2. DangerousCurves

    Fun fact #314 - Some men can write their names in the snow when they take a leak. Izzy can weld titanium.

  3. DangerousCurves

    ....write your name in gasoline and set that shit on fire....

    1. Sixes

      Sixes

      kinda kinky

    2. DangerousCurves

      DangerousCurves

      I'm a BIG fan of Lzzy Hale.

    3. Sixes

      Sixes

      ever heard her first album from the 90's?

  4. DangerousCurves

    Fun fact#211 - Axl Rose can tell you how to get to Sesame Street.

    1. Broskirose

      Broskirose

      Of course he can. He lives there. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Snuffy31.jpg

    2. ohlovelyrita

      ohlovelyrita

      DC :D

  5. DangerousCurves

    Fun fact #115 Geico saved a bunch of money by switching to Axl Rose.

  6. DangerousCurves

    Fun fact #102 - Axl Rose isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Axl Rose.

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    2. Gia

      Gia

      LOL

    3. ohlovelyrita

      ohlovelyrita

      I like this DC!

      Think up more :)

    4. ITG

      ITG

      That's the most racist thing about Slash I've heard in a long time.

  7. DangerousCurves

    Fun fact #271 - The intro to Paradise City can cause spontaneous orgasm to roughly 76.8% of the female population in 85 different countries world-wide.

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    2. Lithium

      Lithium

      lol broski

    3. truadmirer

      truadmirer

      Love your fun fact!! Axl has it!

    4. Mr. Dude

      Mr. Dude

      Only Priests orgasm at the Vatican

  8. DangerousCurves

    Here we go.....

  9. DangerousCurves

    It's beginning to look a lot like....any other season but Christmas....

  10. DangerousCurves

    *making Apple Pie Moonshine for all my neighbors.*

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    2. DangerousCurves

      DangerousCurves

      Waterford, VA?

    3. Amir

      Amir

      Yeah, got cousins/aunts etc. out there. Last time I was there was Summer 2011. I'd visit more often but they always hold me for an hour minimum at Dulles... :/

    4. DangerousCurves

      DangerousCurves

      I don't even know where Waterford, VA is. LOL I just moved here over the summer.

  11. DangerousCurves

    *insert clever, witty comment here*

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