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  1. "Truly, I say to you, unless you turn and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven."

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      magisme

      That's what I say to girls before doggy.

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  2. Peep the Land Rov', sleeper hold hooray for tolerance!s, lay your dome on a stove, it's like space kid, the whole world is pitch black

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Ah, fuuuuuuuuuck!!! Something about granola rap and photomat. lol

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  3. The grand exquisite imperial wizard or is it the RZArector come to pay your ass a visit?

    1. magisme

      magisme

      It's also that I was just listening to the album. lol

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  4. The grand exquisite imperial wizard or is it the RZArector come to pay your ass a visit?

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Local bio-chemical, universal giant, the black general,

      lickin shots at Davy Crockett on the bicentennial

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  5. I REALLY hope this bump on my nose is sebaceous hyperplasia and not basal cell carcinoma. Please pray/hope for me buds :-/

  6. I REALLY hope this bump on my nose is sebaceous hyperplasia and not basal cell carcinoma. Please pray/hope for me buds :-/

    1. magisme

      magisme

      I'm betting you're being a crazy person. I've been there. Hang in.

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  7. Somehow I messed up my avatar. What am I supposed to do now?

    1. magisme

      magisme

      You look like this guy Mumblefoot I saw. What's happening around here?!?!?!?!

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  8. So I'm sitting at the bar at the Rainbow Bar & Grill on Sunset Blvd and in walks Gilby Clark. Crazy!

    1. magisme

      magisme

      bacardi doesn't like him just because he's original GNR. Hipster.

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  9. Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. There is nothing more common then unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world if full of educated derelicts. Persistence and Determination alone are Omnipotent

  10. the way to have a better world is to not accept a sub-standard anything.

  11. america land of the free.......cops shutdown a little girls lemonade stand because of lack of permit.

  12. New avatar. I'm a fucking mermaid.

  13. She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore...

    1. magisme

      magisme

      You'd better open up your text and read the first paragraph. lol

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  14. She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore...

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Don't want you to see me cry. This is why, this is why, this is WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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  15. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone It's not warm when she's away Ain't no sunshine when she's gone And she's always gone too long Anytime she goes away

  16. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone It's not warm when she's away Ain't no sunshine when she's gone And she's always gone too long Anytime she goes away

    1. magisme

      magisme

      That dude has some tunes.

      Some good can come of the RnRHOF. I spent an evening going through his catalog after seeing him with Stevie.

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  17. Keep your eyes open and your wallet in your front pocket, RZA Chef Ghost & Nas, n!ggaz is the prophet!

    1. magisme

      magisme

      I really owe it to that one guy I think I mentioned, the one I used to do that Dirty "Aaaavvwehduh" sound with. All our friends were into West Coast if they were into hip hop at all. He and I would just get together and listen to every Wu disc over and over and over. It was a sign of respect to the friendship to have that shit memorized. lol

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  18. Keep your eyes open and your wallet in your front pocket, RZA Chef Ghost & Nas, n!ggaz is the prophet!

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Once you heard Wu, out of the blue, your family's from Shaolin.

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  19. Hung over like hell and about to go to a baby shower. Good times!

  20. WE SOME GQ, GET FRESH, LAMP-A-LOT N!GGAZ, LET ALL THE WORLD KNOW WE BE GETTIN' HIIIIIIGH

    1. magisme

      magisme

      he loved that bitch, he loved that bitch, he loved that bitch

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  21. Make the teenagers go away.

  22. More than 80,000 bartenders in the US have college degrees. #WakeUpAmerica

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