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  1. I can't get no satisfaction, hooray for tolerance!s won't be lastin long, unless they get protaction, for real

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      STRONG, comin on with my Clan so whats happenin'/commercial rap hate it with a passion, PLO STYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE, buddha monks with the owls, PLO STYYYYYYL£ :D

  2. When you do dirt, remember there's a million other hooray for tolerance!s with the same thirst

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Lith...how many times a day do you find yourself speaking of, referring to or otherwise thinking about men shagging other men? LOL

    3. Lithium

      Lithium

      Too many to count. There are so many cute boys here.

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Yes, well, as long as you're enjoying yourself dear!

  3. She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore...

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I can't BELIEVE i dropped the fuckin' ball, fuck!!! Always thought it'd be you first LOL!

    3. magisme

      magisme

      You'd better open up your text and read the first paragraph. lol

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      on oral sex, i said ORAL SEX?!? What kinda class is this?!?

  4. I'm convinced that all professional development companies are scams.

    1. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      For only $199, I will send you a booklet outlining arnold's ten steps to success. Call now and I will send you a beer koozie absolutely free. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

  5. Make the teenagers go away.

  6. ... then it probably is obvious I got it on with her

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    2. Padme

      Padme

      I demand a free rematch of whatever this is

    3. magisme

      magisme

      sturginho wins

    4. sturginho

      sturginho

      I expect an angry tweet from Axl any minute now

  7. Parents weekend. Time to smile and lie.

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    2. BreakDown2014

      BreakDown2014

      that's great man!

    3. Towelie

      Towelie

      Glad I'm not the only one.

    4. magisme

      magisme

      Parents just want to know you care about their kid, especially when the kid's away at boarding school. I do care, and it's obvious, so parents love me.

  8. On this one call me Lee Major, Million Dollar Man, Bionic or Professor Chronic

    1. Padme

      Padme

      That´s one of my all time favorite tv series

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Still not a player, I just fuck a lot, the panty RAYDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

  9. New Earl Sweatshirt is the truth.

    1. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      About to give this a listen now, been looking forward to this for awhile. Earl is one of my favs around right now

    2. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      oooooh track 7 is straight heat

  10. Back to the States tomorrow. Expect to feel the balance of awesome tip back in the US' favor.

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    2. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      How was the horror of the communist hellhole that is Europe lol

    3. magisme

      magisme

      It's basically one big gulag.

    4. Facekicker
  11. Went to Auschwitz today. That was fucked up. Heading to Prague tomorrow.

    1. Padme

      Padme

      Auschwitz is one of the places I want to visit at some point. I´ve been to Prague, beautiful city

    2. supercool

      supercool

      i saw "shoah" by claude lanzmann, good movie.

    3. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      Wish I'd had the time to visit Aushcwitz last year when I was in Poland, but I only had a day in Poznan (gig day), and a free day in Warsaw. I'd love to go back to Poland though, so maybe next time.

  12. I'm taking a bunch of teenagers to Europe tomorrow. Freaking out a bit.

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    2. Padme

      Padme

      Warsaw? All this time I thought you were having fun at the French Riviera with a bunch of under-age girls

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      I thought you were in Europe xD

    4. magisme

      magisme

      It's not vacation, unfortunately.

  13. Have you ever ever ever in your long legged life had a bald headed bitch for your bald headed wife

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      People forget the seismic effect of Dirty in hip hop, a good barometer of a group or person having gone seriously overboard in terms of popularity is looking at where their shit is sold, i remember hoodies with Return to the 36 in my little fuckin' satellite of London town in the market, in a day when you couldn't even really get hip hop music in this town that wasn't seriously seriously seriously huge over in America, anything that weren't multi-platinum you weren't gonna...

    3. magisme

      magisme

      You gotta remember the character limit, you longwinded fuck! lol

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      LOL!! I did it on purpose, you were meant to make the rest up!

  14. I'm tired of working weekends. This is balls.

    1. GabrieL_TiT

      GabrieL_TiT

      I know how you feel, when I'm arriving at home my friends are calling me to hang out, obviously I gotta say no because the only thing I want to do when I'm home is find the way to my bed

    2. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Same here. I need a job with work/life balance but I'm gonna wait until June to take any action on it.

    3. Padme

      Padme

      #BBFsyndrome#fuckaxlsband#60daysandcounting

  15. Home sick. The kids did it to me. I hate them so much. :(

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    2. Padme

      Padme

      Join BBF and Scott Weiland new band and you´ll feel a lot better

    3. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      Warchild - magisme hates children, how is he a teacher?

    4. magisme

      magisme

      This is probably karma for all the shit I talk about Axl.

  16. Parents: when reading end of semester comments about your kids, don't imagine the teacher gave a shit while writing them. The grade says it all.

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    2. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Don't blame you.

    3. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      If parents can't figure out the status of their children's strengths and weaknesses then they are not spending enough time working with them on their homework or reading with them at night. It's not rocket science.

    4. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      I work in a high school and can agree. Parents here are idiots

  17. How can it be so nice to be with family and then quickly turn so annoying? These extended visits are tough.

    1. alfierose

      alfierose

      Word.

      I love my extended family but miss being able to hide in my cave. Alcohol helps slightly I find.

  18. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Mygnr. Love you guys.

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    2. maynard

      maynard

      Merry Xmas you filthy animals.

    3. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      Thanks, merry christmas magisme!

    4. Padme

      Padme

      Thanks a lot magisme. Merry Xmas to you and everyone at Mygnr

  19. Pretty tough to think about, the beginning of December

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      Maybe this year will be better than the last.

    3. tomfriend

      tomfriend

      I know that feel. First one I'm spending alone in 10 years.

    4. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Can't wait for 2015. 2014 ended up being a catastrophe. And I'm sorry, tomfriend.

  20. Thank you to the kind folks who have alerted me that the crazy woman is trying to fuck with my actual life. I am aware. My attorneys are drafting a C&D letter. lol

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    2. Satanisk_Slakt

      Satanisk_Slakt

      lol, Warchild is funny sometimes.

    3. darknightfan

      darknightfan

      That shit is legit. Best thing to do is to go over on the dark side. Embrace it.

    4. highvoltage

      highvoltage

      she's just the worst. good luck.

  21. Garfield loves lasagna so much. It's hilarious.

    1. Nulla Lex Ink.

      Nulla Lex Ink.

      I remember I used to read those comics all the time. One day, for whatever reason, I laughed at something and followed it with "Oh Garfield, you're so silly. Lasagna is people food!"

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      And Jon Arbuckle likes meth amphetamine!

  22. People who stop by unannounced are the worst people in the world.

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    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      nobody likes a pop in

    3. Apollo

      Apollo

      Agreed. Especially today when everybody texts.

    4. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Well that's confirmation you're not black. At all.

  23. shoulda heard mr. tough guy coppin' mad pleas

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I'm not insane nor am i biased but it feels good to watch a motherfucker die before my fly ass

  24. 6 hours on a bus today. Time to listen to lots of new music so the kids don't bother me.

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      Regional cross country championships up there, Len.

      Almost there. Lobster roll.

    3. bran

      bran

      my grandfather used to live in lewiston a long time ago. maine is just a beautiful place. all of new england really would fit for first blood lol

    4. Mansin Humanity

      Mansin Humanity

      what town in maine?

  25. I'm going to harass the fuck out of some women today. It's going to be great! lol

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