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  1. Chicago deep dish is reeally good but it's not real pizza.

    1. Lio
    2. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Mike420's going to kill you

    3. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Love Chicago Deep Dish pizza...Different from NY thin crust but still damn fine pizza IMHO

  2. Just spent 3 hours at the DMV. I'm ready to take it out on someone.

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    2. jman2000

      jman2000

      spent an hour there the other day trying to get a fucking license for my firebird...

    3. UK SUBS

      UK SUBS

      DMV? What gayness is this?

    4. magisme

      magisme

      The kind of gayness where you stand in and are redirected to 5 different lines over the course of 3 hours just so you can switch your license from NY to CT. DMV = Department of Motor Vehicles.

  3. My sleep schedule is all fucked up.

    1. ColdHeartBreaker
    2. Ace Nova

      Ace Nova

      Do you even have a need for a "sleep schedule" in July? ;)

    3. magisme

      magisme

      You're right, KK. That's why it's fucked. I'm now up at 3am debating whether to make coffee.

  4. How you a gangster but on Instagram emoji-ing?

  5. I know if you a shooter by the way you handlin' the gun.

    1. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      I am not a fan of gun violence.

    2. magisme

      magisme

      Nicely done. You're listening or that's a lucky coincidence? lol

    3. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      My bad. I love Jeezy.

  6. Next time maybe don't wonder why I don't offer "constructive criticism."

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    2. Thin White Duke
    3. magisme

      magisme

      Thanks, Lio. I know idiots like Coma have become the minority around here. Fortunately.

    4. Coma16

      Coma16

      Personal attack? Shocker... I was kidding and enjoyed your review of the DVD. Also, it's been good to see that you haven't been such a negative Nancy as of late. Kudos!

  7. Live reviewing A4D. Time well spent, retard.

    1. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      I could have bought this. Thanks Obama.

  8. I'm like an old piece of French cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. hooray for tolerance!, I'm so legendary.

  9. I'm not sure what this high is gonna be like, so please let me know if I get super annoying or say anything out of line. :)

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      Burger King was closer, so I went there. I'm a fat bastard. Extra workouts for me this weak.

      Who's Len calling a lightweight? I'll fuck him up proper.

    3. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      Worst high ever

    4. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      Burger King tends to be better than Maccas where I am. So good choice. And get on that treadmill! Hahaha!!!

  10. Shut up, Dizzy.

    1. ZoSoRose
    2. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      ODB for MyGNR prez.

    3. Padme

      Padme

      His ex wife should shut the fuck up as well

  11. I wish she weren't so pretty.

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      Fuck off, Nosaj! lol

    3. Apollo

      Apollo

      You could go to jail for that bro. You aren't the lead singer of Britney Fox.

    4. magisme

      magisme

      Official Statement: magisme touches only of age ladies.

  12. Fuck your boyfirend, bitch, I want some ass tonight

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    2. Nulla Lex Ink.

      Nulla Lex Ink.

      Why would you tell her to fuck her boyfriend first then? Or are you the boyfriend in question?

      I am so confused.

    3. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      I'll murder that ass.

    4. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      What a gentlesir

  13. I'd like to add my vote to whoever lost by 5 points.

    1. NachoLZ

      NachoLZ

      me, I fucking told u before :lol:

  14. Are soccer players taught to grab a vague area of their leg and roll around in agony every time they fall?

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    2. Apollo

      Apollo

      Len........flopping in soccer is like Green Day being called the greatest punk band in the last 30 years.

    3. magisme

      magisme

      I always bought into the narrative that the value of sports is in sportsmanship. Reality doesn't always adhere to the narrative, but I like the narrative. All of this shit is counter to sportsmanship.

    4. magisme

      magisme

      I get that of course. I've just always struggled a bit with soccer, even thought I do love it, because trickery is crucial to the outcome of matches more often than it is in other sports, or at least it seems that way to me.

  15. Go Fowler, go Ecuador, go France, go Argentina, go Spurs

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Fuck no. San Antonio. No one cares about that shit ass English footy club that never wins anything.

    2. magisme

      magisme

      It was them or Miami. They're not my team; they were just my team in that match-up.

  16. Staff = Bad Mouth Forum on Another Forum lol

  17. Is BBF leaving or not? WTF?

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    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      ARE YOU LEAVING OR NOT? WTF?

    3. Jakey Styley

      Jakey Styley

      id say no at this point

    4. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      No point in making an announcement and bringing negative attention to the band until they have to (aka next tour dates).

  18. Damn, I want in on that "Who Is This?" thread.

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      You're such a killjoy, Lio. That thread was ripe for one-liners.

    3. Lio
    4. magisme
  19. Honeymoon over. Fuck y'all.

    1. Padme

      Padme

      Yeah no Izzy and no Slash guitar in hand inside Axl´s ass

  20. Forum is getting kinda crashy.

    1. PITBOSS

      PITBOSS

      every day @ approx. 10:30 pacific it crashes for about 5 min

    2. magisme

      magisme

      Didn't know that. Seems fine now.

    3. PITBOSS

      PITBOSS

      I just take a safety break for about 5 min. I think the forum is doing some kind of maintenance exactly at that time every day

  21. OK. Time to find out why the show thread is 34 pages. Fingers crossed.

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    2. Thin White Duke
    3. magisme

      magisme

      Stop fighting on my status. Everyone knows I am to thank for everything good that has come in the residency.

    4. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      Thanks for the last day setlist.

  22. Prostitute is stuck in my head now.

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    2. SoulMonster

      SoulMonster

      Better than you being stuck in her head.

    3. UK SUBS

      UK SUBS

      *enters update with intention of slap stick prostitute pun - reads others - leaves*

    4. maynard

      maynard

      Are you talking about me?

  23. On a scale of 1 to Paul Stanley, how gay is it if I throw my lovesick ass on the couch and watch romance films all day?

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    2. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      "No, I like you very much.

      Just as you are."

    3. Lio

      Lio

      ^^ That is my favorite. And Love Actually.

    4. magisme

      magisme

      Bunch of softies y'all are. <3

  24. I heard the party going on in there, well let me shake my stankin' ass in there

    1. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang, walla walla, bing bang

      Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang

      Walla walla, bing bang

  25. Your man with the Dom P, more like Sean Connery

    1. Broskirose
    2. magisme

      magisme

      Banned.

      <3

    3. Coma16

      Coma16

      malibu sea breeze dom-p n' palmtrees!

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