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Facekicker

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  1. Anyone need a date to the show? (:

  2. Nobody won Saturdays power ball the new jackpot is est. to be $1.3 Billion, yes theat is Billion with a B, dollars! the lump sum payment after taxes will be more than $400 Milloin dollars to the lucky winner.

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      I know how it works. It is still bullshit. In Europe you win a jackpot of 100million you get 100 million right then and there, tax free.

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  3. Nobody won Saturdays power ball the new jackpot is est. to be $1.3 Billion, yes theat is Billion with a B, dollars! the lump sum payment after taxes will be more than $400 Milloin dollars to the lucky winner.

  4. When is it 6am, Monday Morning, Sydney time, in London?

  5. I REALLY hope this bump on my nose is sebaceous hyperplasia and not basal cell carcinoma. Please pray/hope for me buds :-/

  6. So I'm sitting at the bar at the Rainbow Bar & Grill on Sunset Blvd and in walks Gilby Clark. Crazy!

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      If you see Sebastian Bach try and get talking to him and see how much you can drop "dude" into the conversation

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  7. Do not drink cocktails before the shooting range

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Those were the instructions. Lets just say they were ignored...lol

      As for Hunter, yep he got a doctorate in divinity from the church of the new truth. Just mailed in $20 and in return he could legally conduct marriages and funerals. When asked what his doctorate was in he said with a smirk - "Chemotherapy"

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  8. Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. There is nothing more common then unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world if full of educated derelicts. Persistence and Determination alone are Omnipotent

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      You were really talking about getting into some young birds knickers though weren't you?

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  9. Been a while.

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Russ really missed you, see his update below. Poor guy.

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  10. WE SOME GQ, GET FRESH, LAMP-A-LOT N!GGAZ, LET ALL THE WORLD KNOW WE BE GETTIN' HIIIIIIGH

  11. omg i hate my life

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Caught yer dick in yer zipper didn't you? Lol

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  12. 8:33 am. Eating sea salt & vinegar chips and drinking Flying Dog beer in the bathtub.

  13. I thought the XING was a word, but it's Crossing, not 'Xing'

  14. In the club toilet. waiting in line. dipshit says he is next. no, you're not, if you were you'd be standing where I am. I'm next . Are you fucking special or something. You wait your fucking turn like everyone else. I'll get you later. Get me now mootherfucker, I'm right here. Guy looks at me like a hitch. Yeah, thought not. Fucking bitch.

  15. In the club toilet. waiting in line. dipshit says he is next. no, you're not, if you were you'd be standing where I am. I'm next . Are you fucking special or something. You wait your fucking turn like everyone else. I'll get you later. Get me now mootherfucker, I'm right here. Guy looks at me like a hitch. Yeah, thought not. Fucking bitch.

  16. "Trailer Park Boys" must be the worst TV Show I have seen in my life. Absolutely boring.

  17. People who use the word trigger should be fed to pigs

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Yes. Or anyone that uses the phrase "trigger warning"

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  18. So, after being annoyed to death by some friends, I'm watching 'Breaking Bad' for the first time.

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Let me put it this way. I wish I could see it for the first time again.

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  19. There's a mouse in my car (I think)... Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, FUCKKKKK

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Just wait until it starts singing This I Love

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  20. De Niro to play Enzo Ferrari in a movie directed by Eastwood

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Indeed we did cover this last year. The funniest thing is when an Irish-American tries to tell an Irish person that they are wrong. Also Corned Beef? Never had it, nobody eats it here in Ireland. Again it's an Irish-American thing. Wear green? Maybe. Drink green beer? Would sooner die of thirst.

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  21. Happy St. Patty's Day!

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Hehe trust me man, nobody in Ireland calls it Patty's Day. It's simply incorrect.

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  22. Back to the States tomorrow. Expect to feel the balance of awesome tip back in the US' favor.

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