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Status Updates posted by Facekicker

  1. Did you get your hole yet?

  2. Do not drink cocktails before the shooting range

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Worked for the good Doctor *shrugs* Was he really a Doctor, i heard he wasn't, i heard he blagged some bullshit buy-a-degree or something.

    2. Facekicker


      Those were the instructions. Lets just say they were ignored...lol

      As for Hunter, yep he got a doctorate in divinity from the church of the new truth. Just mailed in $20 and in return he could legally conduct marriages and funerals. When asked what his doctorate was in he said with a smirk - "Chemotherapy"

  3. In the club toilet. waiting in line. dipshit says he is next. no, you're not, if you were you'd be standing where I am. I'm next . Are you fucking special or something. You wait your fucking turn like everyone else. I'll get you later. Get me now mootherfucker, I'm right here. Guy looks at me like a hitch. Yeah, thought not. Fucking bitch.

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    2. wkuk04


      No, No, No, No, No, No No!

      - Don Logan

    3. Facekicker
    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I knew i liked you for a reason Ronnie LOL!

  4. People who use the word trigger should be fed to pigs

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    2. ShadowOfTheWave


      You mean the kinds of people who get PTSD from mean online comments?

    3. Facekicker


      Yes. Or anyone that uses the phrase "trigger warning"

    4. arnold layne
  5. Point Break Denied!

    1. wkuk04
    2. wkuk04


      Vaya Con Dios brah

  6. "I'm afraid my blood will boil."

    1. Padme


      It shouldn´t. Axl joining Slash for a show in Tasmania starts now

    2. Sixes


      Ron has no friends in the band, NOT ONE!!

    3. GUNNER PT


      And the others let the groupies eat his salami pizza ...

  7. Ashba lecturing Kanye on money and fame not buying him class. Ashba LOL

    1. ZoSoRose
    2. classicrawker


      Yeah but for once he is right

    3. Facekicker


      He might be right but once again it shows his utter lack of self-awareness. What a douche

  8. Happy New Year 2015 fuckers. ChineseDemocracy 2 just around the corner, new DJ Ashba solo, Less Bloated and Full of Jokes, By TakeCare Him Beta, SouthAmerican Tour coming - Ain't that the TruthBrudda ©®

    1. GabrieL_TiT


      happy new year, cd2 starts now

    2. AdriftatSea


      The day I leave this house, I will take them with me.

  9. BRAZIL Arnold Schwarzenegger TERMINEITOR

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      They're everywhere lol

    3. maynard


      hahahahah "Termineitor"


    4. GabrieL_TiT


      The Termineitor Come To Brazil

  10. "And they tell me that women grow on trees And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees."

  11. When did Matt Sorum go completely mental?

    1. alfierose


      When Axl put a curse on him for taking the piss out of the dolphins in the Estranged video. Poor guy can't think about anything else now. :-(

    2. GabrieL_TiT


      when he signed up on twitter

    3. Cosmo


      When he got unemployed

  12. Health & Safety ought to shampoo my crotch. 30 minute mandatory video on how to use a chair. Fuck off just fuck off.

    1. magisme


      Any revelations?

    2. Facekicker


      Apparently my chair, desk and computer are all trying to kill me. I asked the cow hovering over my shoulder if she could leave me to die in my office and never darken my door again.

  13. Gone Girl - be afraid, be very afraid...

  14. Just watched November Rain from Appetite for Democracy. Now I know why Tommy drinks so much. Jesus Fucking Christ

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    2. Facekicker
    3. Bobbo


      People paid money for this. Twice. I shit you not.

    4. Facekicker


      Buying this should automatically qualify as a mental disorder

  15. Kate Bush

    1. WFA


      I prefer kate shaved, but to each his own

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Kate Bush is the queen of the universe!

  16. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. (laughing)

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    2. WFA


      Hey guys Slash and Jeff Varner asked me if we could move the anti Axl online smear campaign meeting from noon to 3

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      shitting on a cornflake, waiting for the Klan to come, lock a crab in ripped tights, choking on a toupee, man you been a stupid cunt you let your balls hang low

    4. Facekicker
  17. "You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death." - Jason the Terrible

  18. AC/DC - Play Ball -

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    2. wkuk04


      WoW these guys always deliver!

    3. Amir


      I dunno, they did another performance of it and it makes me doubt they've got the stamina and passion for a proper tour:

    4. ZoSoRose


      Wow, Amir. That was really disappointing. I don't know if I would pay to see that!

  19. Apparenty you & Nosaj are alts of ER & Subsy and I'm an alt of one of you. I think. lol

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      The lawsuit is coming. MUST HIDE RIGHT AWAY!

    3. Facekicker


      We're all MYGNR admins boys WAAHAA! Hookers & Blow party passes right around the corner!

    4. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      It's so good not to be me, man. Axl will call me for my birthday now.

  20. See McDonalds are using Thin Lizzy in their ads now. Is nothing sacred?

    1. magisme


      You already know the answer to that question.

    2. sturginho


      would that be a "Sacred Cow"?

    3. Facekicker


      Locked because Broski keeps being a cunt.

  21. lol Dave Franco

    1. Jakey Styley

      Jakey Styley

      havent seen that one, is it embarrassing?

    2. UK SUBS
    3. Facekicker


      James Franco's younger brother, who seems to have a thing for orgies. Must have been pretty cold at it though lol

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