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  1. Facekicker

    Did you get your hole yet?

  2. Facekicker

    Do not drink cocktails before the shooting range

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Worked for the good Doctor *shrugs* Was he really a Doctor, i heard he wasn't, i heard he blagged some bullshit buy-a-degree or something.

    2. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Those were the instructions. Lets just say they were ignored...lol

      As for Hunter, yep he got a doctorate in divinity from the church of the new truth. Just mailed in $20 and in return he could legally conduct marriages and funerals. When asked what his doctorate was in he said with a smirk - "Chemotherapy"

  3. Facekicker

    In the club toilet. waiting in line. dipshit says he is next. no, you're not, if you were you'd be standing where I am. I'm next . Are you fucking special or something. You wait your fucking turn like everyone else. I'll get you later. Get me now mootherfucker, I'm right here. Guy looks at me like a hitch. Yeah, thought not. Fucking bitch.

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    2. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      No, No, No, No, No, No No!

      - Don Logan

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Haha

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I knew i liked you for a reason Ronnie LOL!

  4. Facekicker

    In the club.

  5. Facekicker

    People who use the word trigger should be fed to pigs

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    2. ShadowOfTheWave

      ShadowOfTheWave

      You mean the kinds of people who get PTSD from mean online comments?

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Yes. Or anyone that uses the phrase "trigger warning"

    4. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Trigger.

  6. Facekicker

    Axl Thug Life -

  7. Facekicker
    http://paddynotpatty.com/
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    2. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      I like paddy power

      http://paddypower.com/bet

    3. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      is it wrong?

    4. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Is what wrong?

  8. Facekicker

    Point Break Denied!

    1. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      Haha

    2. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      Vaya Con Dios brah

  9. Facekicker

    "I'm afraid my blood will boil."

    1. Padme

      Padme

      It shouldn´t. Axl joining Slash for a show in Tasmania starts now

    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      Ron has no friends in the band, NOT ONE!!

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      And the others let the groupies eat his salami pizza ...

  10. Facekicker

    Ashba lecturing Kanye on money and fame not buying him class. Ashba LOL

    1. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      lolllll

    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Yeah but for once he is right

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      He might be right but once again it shows his utter lack of self-awareness. What a douche

  11. Facekicker

    Happy New Year 2015 fuckers. ChineseDemocracy 2 just around the corner, new DJ Ashba solo, Less Bloated and Full of Jokes, By TakeCare Him Beta, SouthAmerican Tour coming - Ain't that the TruthBrudda ©®

    1. GabrieL_TiT

      GabrieL_TiT

      happy new year, cd2 starts now

    2. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      The day I leave this house, I will take them with me.

  12. Facekicker

    BRAZIL Arnold Schwarzenegger TERMINEITOR

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      They're everywhere lol

    3. maynard

      maynard

      hahahahah "Termineitor"

      #huehueproud

    4. GabrieL_TiT

      GabrieL_TiT

      The Termineitor Come To Brazil

  13. Facekicker

    "And they tell me that women grow on trees And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees."

  14. Facekicker

    When did Matt Sorum go completely mental?

    1. alfierose

      alfierose

      When Axl put a curse on him for taking the piss out of the dolphins in the Estranged video. Poor guy can't think about anything else now. :-(

    2. GabrieL_TiT

      GabrieL_TiT

      when he signed up on twitter

    3. Cosmo

      Cosmo

      When he got unemployed

  15. Facekicker

    Health & Safety ought to shampoo my crotch. 30 minute mandatory video on how to use a chair. Fuck off just fuck off.

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Any revelations?

    2. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Apparently my chair, desk and computer are all trying to kill me. I asked the cow hovering over my shoulder if she could leave me to die in my office and never darken my door again.

  16. Facekicker

    Gone Girl - be afraid, be very afraid...

  17. Facekicker

    Just watched November Rain from Appetite for Democracy. Now I know why Tommy drinks so much. Jesus Fucking Christ

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    2. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Lol

    3. Bobbo

      Bobbo

      People paid money for this. Twice. I shit you not.

    4. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Buying this should automatically qualify as a mental disorder

  18. Facekicker

    Kate Bush

    1. WFA

      WFA

      I prefer kate shaved, but to each his own

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Kate Bush is the queen of the universe!

  19. Facekicker

    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. (laughing)

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    2. WFA

      WFA

      Hey guys Slash and Jeff Varner asked me if we could move the anti Axl online smear campaign meeting from noon to 3

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      shitting on a cornflake, waiting for the Klan to come, lock a crab in ripped tights, choking on a toupee, man you been a stupid cunt you let your balls hang low

    4. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      hahahaha

  20. Facekicker

    "You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death." - Jason the Terrible

  21. Facekicker

    AC/DC - Play Ball -

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    2. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      WoW these guys always deliver!

    3. Amir

      Amir

      I dunno, they did another performance of it and it makes me doubt they've got the stamina and passion for a proper tour:

    4. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Wow, Amir. That was really disappointing. I don't know if I would pay to see that!

  22. Facekicker

    Where you at?

  23. Facekicker

    Apparenty you & Nosaj are alts of ER & Subsy and I'm an alt of one of you. I think. lol

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      The lawsuit is coming. MUST HIDE RIGHT AWAY!

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      We're all MYGNR admins boys WAAHAA! Hookers & Blow party passes right around the corner!

    4. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      It's so good not to be me, man. Axl will call me for my birthday now.

  24. Facekicker

    See McDonalds are using Thin Lizzy in their ads now. Is nothing sacred?

    1. magisme

      magisme

      You already know the answer to that question.

    2. sturginho

      sturginho

      would that be a "Sacred Cow"?

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Locked because Broski keeps being a cunt.

  25. Facekicker

    lol Dave Franco

    1. Jakey Styley

      Jakey Styley

      havent seen that one, is it embarrassing?

    2. UK SUBS

      UK SUBS

      Who?

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      James Franco's younger brother, who seems to have a thing for orgies. Must have been pretty cold at it though lol

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