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    1. Gia

      Gia

      This is the moment that he chose not to choose life lol

    2. Facekicker
  1. "And they tell me that women grow on trees And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees."

  2. "I'm afraid my blood will boil."

    1. Padme

      Padme

      It shouldn´t. Axl joining Slash for a show in Tasmania starts now

    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      Ron has no friends in the band, NOT ONE!!

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      And the others let the groupies eat his salami pizza ...

  3. "You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death." - Jason the Terrible

  4. AC/DC - Play Ball -

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    2. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      WoW these guys always deliver!

    3. Amir

      Amir

      I dunno, they did another performance of it and it makes me doubt they've got the stamina and passion for a proper tour:

    4. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Wow, Amir. That was really disappointing. I don't know if I would pay to see that!

  5. Apparenty you & Nosaj are alts of ER & Subsy and I'm an alt of one of you. I think. lol

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      The lawsuit is coming. MUST HIDE RIGHT AWAY!

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      We're all MYGNR admins boys WAAHAA! Hookers & Blow party passes right around the corner!

    4. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      It's so good not to be me, man. Axl will call me for my birthday now.

  6. Ashba lecturing Kanye on money and fame not buying him class. Ashba LOL

    1. ZoSoRose
    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Yeah but for once he is right

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      He might be right but once again it shows his utter lack of self-awareness. What a douche

  7. Best poster in forum history.

  8. BRAZIL Arnold Schwarzenegger TERMINEITOR

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      They're everywhere lol

    3. maynard

      maynard

      hahahahah "Termineitor"

      #huehueproud

    4. GabrieL_TiT

      GabrieL_TiT

      The Termineitor Come To Brazil

  9. Did you get your hole yet?

  10. Do not drink cocktails before the shooting range

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Worked for the good Doctor *shrugs* Was he really a Doctor, i heard he wasn't, i heard he blagged some bullshit buy-a-degree or something.

    2. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Those were the instructions. Lets just say they were ignored...lol

      As for Hunter, yep he got a doctorate in divinity from the church of the new truth. Just mailed in $20 and in return he could legally conduct marriages and funerals. When asked what his doctorate was in he said with a smirk - "Chemotherapy"

  11. Does anyone else get a tingle in their knobend when they poke themselves in the bellybutton?

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    2. wfuckinga

      wfuckinga

      This is the living legend himself, Diceman, not Miser :lol:

    3. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      Yes! I get a tingle down there when I poke myself in my bellybutton. Nice to know that boys get that too. :-D

    4. Facekicker
  12. Girls panties and girls with no panties

    1. Gia

      Gia

      Facekicker likes to party :D

    2. Facekicker
  13. give Facekicker a kiss :lol:

  14. Gone Girl - be afraid, be very afraid...

  15. Got you P4A :lol:

    1. Patience 4 Axl

      Patience 4 Axl

      You did! But it's good to see you back!

    2. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      I might post some more random facts later :)

  16. Happy New Year 2015 fuckers. ChineseDemocracy 2 just around the corner, new DJ Ashba solo, Less Bloated and Full of Jokes, By TakeCare Him Beta, SouthAmerican Tour coming - Ain't that the TruthBrudda ©®

    1. GabrieL_TiT

      GabrieL_TiT

      happy new year, cd2 starts now

    2. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      The day I leave this house, I will take them with me.

  17. Health & Safety ought to shampoo my crotch. 30 minute mandatory video on how to use a chair. Fuck off just fuck off.

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Any revelations?

    2. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Apparently my chair, desk and computer are all trying to kill me. I asked the cow hovering over my shoulder if she could leave me to die in my office and never darken my door again.

  18. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. (laughing)

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    2. WFA

      WFA

      Hey guys Slash and Jeff Varner asked me if we could move the anti Axl online smear campaign meeting from noon to 3

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      shitting on a cornflake, waiting for the Klan to come, lock a crab in ripped tights, choking on a toupee, man you been a stupid cunt you let your balls hang low

    4. Facekicker
  19. I feel sorry for kids born in the 90's.

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    2. izzygirl

      izzygirl

      Bret Michaels is more for the ones born in the 70s. The Backstreet Boys rule.

    3. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      80s baby here, proud of it.

    4. AxlisOld
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