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  1. Just watched November Rain from Appetite for Democracy. Now I know why Tommy drinks so much. Jesus Fucking Christ

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    3. Bobbo

      Bobbo

      People paid money for this. Twice. I shit you not.

    4. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Buying this should automatically qualify as a mental disorder

  2. Does anyone else get a tingle in their knobend when they poke themselves in the bellybutton?

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    2. wfuckinga

      wfuckinga

      This is the living legend himself, Diceman, not Miser :lol:

    3. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      Yes! I get a tingle down there when I poke myself in my bellybutton. Nice to know that boys get that too. :-D

    4. Facekicker
  3. Kanye West is overrated.

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    2. Gia

      Gia

      What a nagger you are lol

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Kanye West will be called Dad hip hop soon enough. Terrible stuff.

    4. MEXzilla

      MEXzilla

      Well compared to 90s rap 4sure but nowadays he easily tops everyone.

  4. I feel sorry for kids born in the 90's.

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    2. izzygirl

      izzygirl

      Bret Michaels is more for the ones born in the 70s. The Backstreet Boys rule.

    3. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      80s baby here, proud of it.

    4. AxlisOld
  5. Shame when posters ruin threads with unnecessary aggression

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    2. Gia

      Gia

      @Sunnydre, yea too bad it was closed... that's a good argument

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      The only person to be glad of a closed thread is one who has lost the argument

    4. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Facekicker taught Lithium everything he knows. Wax on, wax off Lithium!

  6. In the club toilet. waiting in line. dipshit says he is next. no, you're not, if you were you'd be standing where I am. I'm next . Are you fucking special or something. You wait your fucking turn like everyone else. I'll get you later. Get me now mootherfucker, I'm right here. Guy looks at me like a hitch. Yeah, thought not. Fucking bitch.

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    2. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      No, No, No, No, No, No No!

      - Don Logan

    3. Facekicker
    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I knew i liked you for a reason Ronnie LOL!

  7. AC/DC - Play Ball -

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    2. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      WoW these guys always deliver!

    3. Amir

      Amir

      I dunno, they did another performance of it and it makes me doubt they've got the stamina and passion for a proper tour:

    4. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Wow, Amir. That was really disappointing. I don't know if I would pay to see that!

  8. There's a direct correlation between the decline of GNR as a band and the increase in sad sack losers calling themselves fans.

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    2. T.wa.T

      T.wa.T

      It also correlates with the decline of music...

    3. Mr. Dude

      Mr. Dude

      very astute

    4. Patience 4 Axl

      Patience 4 Axl

      Guns always had their share of loser fans. Unfortunately Chinese Democracy brought out a couple of more.

  9. People who use the word trigger should be fed to pigs

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    2. ShadowOfTheWave

      ShadowOfTheWave

      You mean the kinds of people who get PTSD from mean online comments?

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Yes. Or anyone that uses the phrase "trigger warning"

    4. arnold layne
  10. Apparenty you & Nosaj are alts of ER & Subsy and I'm an alt of one of you. I think. lol

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      The lawsuit is coming. MUST HIDE RIGHT AWAY!

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      We're all MYGNR admins boys WAAHAA! Hookers & Blow party passes right around the corner!

    4. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      It's so good not to be me, man. Axl will call me for my birthday now.

  11. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. (laughing)

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    2. WFA

      WFA

      Hey guys Slash and Jeff Varner asked me if we could move the anti Axl online smear campaign meeting from noon to 3

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      shitting on a cornflake, waiting for the Klan to come, lock a crab in ripped tights, choking on a toupee, man you been a stupid cunt you let your balls hang low

    4. Facekicker
  12. The kid in Hot Tub Time Machine looks like Jarmo haha

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    3. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      Yeah, but Jarmo is like a retarded unfunny version of him.

    4. wfuckinga

      wfuckinga

      Lol don't compare a good actor to that manboy

  13. BRAZIL Arnold Schwarzenegger TERMINEITOR

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      They're everywhere lol

    3. maynard

      maynard

      hahahahah "Termineitor"

      #huehueproud

    4. GabrieL_TiT

      GabrieL_TiT

      The Termineitor Come To Brazil

  14. Keep thinking there is a mod here called Foreskin

    1. izzygirl

      izzygirl

      Facekicker for mod.

    2. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      A common mistake, you aren't the first lol

    3. Facekicker
  15. The opening scene to the Living Daylights kicks ass

    1. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      Great film. I love the opening titles too. Great song by one of my favourite bands. Thumbsup Facekicker!

    2. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      One of the best cold opens of the series.

    3. Crazyman

      Crazyman

      Also one of the best soundtracks in the whole series.

  16. "I'm afraid my blood will boil."

    1. Padme

      Padme

      It shouldn´t. Axl joining Slash for a show in Tasmania starts now

    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      Ron has no friends in the band, NOT ONE!!

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      And the others let the groupies eat his salami pizza ...

  17. Ashba lecturing Kanye on money and fame not buying him class. Ashba LOL

    1. ZoSoRose
    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Yeah but for once he is right

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      He might be right but once again it shows his utter lack of self-awareness. What a douche

  18. When did Matt Sorum go completely mental?

    1. alfierose

      alfierose

      When Axl put a curse on him for taking the piss out of the dolphins in the Estranged video. Poor guy can't think about anything else now. :-(

    2. GabrieL_TiT

      GabrieL_TiT

      when he signed up on twitter

    3. Cosmo

      Cosmo

      When he got unemployed

  19. See McDonalds are using Thin Lizzy in their ads now. Is nothing sacred?

    1. magisme

      magisme

      You already know the answer to that question.

    2. sturginho

      sturginho

      would that be a "Sacred Cow"?

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Locked because Broski keeps being a cunt.

  20. lol Dave Franco

    1. Jakey Styley

      Jakey Styley

      havent seen that one, is it embarrassing?

    2. UK SUBS
    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      James Franco's younger brother, who seems to have a thing for orgies. Must have been pretty cold at it though lol

  21. Point Break Denied!

    1. wkuk04
    2. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      Vaya Con Dios brah

    1. Gia

      Gia

      This is the moment that he chose not to choose life lol

    2. Facekicker
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