Redhead74

I don't see how "a rape every X number of hours or X number of minutes" can be viewed as useful when it fails to take population into account.

Some random foods I bought (unpictured: Haagen Dazs Strawberry & Pineapple-Coconut, a

Grapefruit, and a pear ) :

Wasabi peas are da shit. They really clean out your nasal passages if you eat them in quick succession. I normally don't like hot stuff but I find them quite addictive.

And those North Pole pals look pretty yummy too.

The eternal question...

...do I finish what beer I have left tonight while I'm on a bit of a roll, or be sensible and save some for a Sunday session tomorrow?

Well I'm clearly a week too late here......but I always find that going with the moment is the best thing. If you're on a roll, you go with it. You have no idea what tomorrow will bring and if you're still on a roll the next day, go to the shop and buy a few more and then be a bit frugal during the week if you have to.

It's called living the good life. Just remember to down a big glass of water with a Berocca before you go to bed and you'll be right for the next day.

Anyways, this afternoon I had my haircut and my hairdresser is now in the regular pattern of asking me if I would like a champagne when I sit in the chair. The answer has never been no and today was no exception. So I've been lightly drinking since 4 this afternoon, have had the better part of a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc after the champagne I enjoyed in the salon and will soon go out for dinner and feeling like a French Martini.......ooh ooh!!! Life is good!

And yes, my haircut was fine. The champagne is not a ploy to make me drunk and unable to see what's going on on my head.

Thanks for the wise words. That's pretty much what I did. Just said fuck it, I'll buy some more tomorrow.

Never got into the Berroca thing, though. Normally I just suffer in silence the next day. Water definitely helps.

Good! Life is to be lived.....not saved for tomorrow!

I swear by Berocca (or any soluble multi vitamin) as a great leveller though. I guess it's all about hydration because the ultimate cause of a hangover is dehydration but I think all the vitamins and minerals are restored from everything you pee out whilst drinking. I really find it helps me feel more balanced the morning after a big night.

nope you're just dumb

Calling Dirty Deeds "Dumb" is an oxymoron.

Thanks, KK.

This person also quoted Redhead saying that being whistled at, being groped, etc. is legitimate sexual harassment, and then came up with the idea that "she likes" it. Then this person went on to say something unintelligible about double penetration. I can only assume they are drunk, watching porn, and posting at the same time, so I'm really not too offended.

I didn't understand the reference to double penetration either. And I was even more surprised at the suggestion that apparently I like being whistled at, groped and called demeaning names. The whole thing just went over my 'smart' head.

And despite the fact that you're apparently 'dumb', DD, I think you might be onto something that there's some simultaneous porn viewing and forum posting going on, hence the double penetration reference. That's pretty smart for a 'dumb' guy.

You're assuming she even wants to go to college. How about she gets thru nursery school first. And who knows, maybe her dreams for the future doesn't include getting a degree and having her own career, but rather to meet a nice divorced older man, make a few adorable babies one right after the other, and stay home to take care of the kids while he supports her. You never know.

Wow, that was condescending. Was that necessary?

You do however, raise a good point that her career may not require a college degree, for instance she may choose a trade such as hairdressing, a chef, a pastry chef or even work in the building trade. I'm pleasantly surprised how many women are now working on building sites in various capacities. It's fantastic.

Ultimately as a responsible parent though, you would always expect and plan that college qualifications will be necessary for your child to have an optimistic future. It's the world we live in now and most people accept that as a reality. Just like most people also accept that everyone has their own way of living their life and make decisions based on what is best for them and their family. Be that stay at home and look after babies whilst being supported by their male or female partner, or both parents working at the same time, or simply not being a parent at all.....being a female working in a male dominated field, or a male working in a female dominated field. It's awesome living in a time when people can make their own choices. They should be free to do it without judgment from others.

Sexual assault includes stuff like being groped etc; it's not all penetrative rape.

This. 20 percent of women are not getting raped while attending college/university. Sexual assault is a broad definition that includes rape but also many other offences.

The term 'sexual assault' really bothers me, especially when actual rape is involved because it is such a broad term. It doesn't in any way indicate the horrific nature of actual rape. Being whistled at, called demeaning names and groped are legitimate forms of sexual harassment. That doesn't in any way equate to being physically raped.

The eternal question...

...do I finish what beer I have left tonight while I'm on a bit of a roll, or be sensible and save some for a Sunday session tomorrow?

It's called living the good life. Just remember to down a big glass of water with a Berocca before you go to bed and you'll be right for the next day.

Anyways, this afternoon I had my haircut and my hairdresser is now in the regular pattern of asking me if I would like a champagne when I sit in the chair. The answer has never been no and today was no exception. So I've been lightly drinking since 4 this afternoon, have had the better part of a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc after the champagne I enjoyed in the salon and will soon go out for dinner and feeling like a French Martini.......ooh ooh!!! Life is good!

And yes, my haircut was fine. The champagne is not a ploy to make me drunk and unable to see what's going on on my head.

I hope she has plenty of drugs......that's all I'm sayin'.

Although knowing that it's Mrs Christopher McLeod I'm talking about, I don't think that will be a problem.

I don't think an E or half a gram of charlie is quite the ticket here though presh, just a stab in the dark

I meant an epidural!!!! Although a few lines if nothing else is handy would probably be better than nothing!

Sometimes the doctors say it's too late for an epidural (although considering the time this is taking I doubt it) so if that was the case you could always rely on Christopher, shining example of a husband he is, to whip out a little bag and give the poor woman what she needs.

My sister in law didn't have time for an epidural with her first child and the first thing her husband said when we saw them was "Wow! We don't want to be doing that again in a hurry!" His reference to 'we' was not lost on me as I just nodded and smiled in agreeance.

Thats what you call proper food, you fuckin' American slags And I ain't letting you have burgers neither, what is a burger, it's two pieces of bread with some shit in the middle, thats a fuckin' sandwich, we invented that, Earl of Sandwich. So up yours USA vs UK, do me a fuckin' favour, we settled 2 world wars, you cunts are probably gonna start the third one, go stand over there in the 'prooblem' section!

We owned you, we gave you a fuckin' language to speak, we made you lot civilised, were it not for us you'd still be wearing beaver pelts and fucking your Mums.

You sound like an old person desperately insisting that their time isn't up.

Fish and Chips is good, but burger is the obvious and correct answer.

Bullshit. I'm with Lenny on this one. As much as I love a good burger there are just too many crap ones around that just brings the whole standard down. There is nothing in this world like a warm summers day (especially if it's a Friday or Saturday night) and having fresh fish and chips on a terrace somewhere, with a chilled glass of Pinot Grigio or Sauvignon Blanc, whilst the sun goes down and all the folks come out in their flimsiest summer clothes to enjoy the weather and good times. Aaaaaaah, ITS THE BEST!!!!!

I hope she has plenty of drugs......that's all I'm sayin'.

Although knowing that it's Mrs Christopher McLeod I'm talking about, I don't think that will be a problem.

Actually, come to think of it, is this thread a forerunner to asking Dazey how little sleep he is receiving as a new parent?

thread's overdue on the cute front

OMG!!! My heart just melted faster than the ice!!!

i'd nominate you for best pink jacket of the year

Thank you, sweetie.

You do have good taste. I wish there was a category for 'Best Dressed', I think we would have to fight it out together.

Which do you prefer?

Cheeseburger/Hamburger & Fries:

They are the WORST looking chips in the history of food. I can make better chips than that. And that's saying something.

I'm not too fond of how that burger looks too.

Me neither, but I'm not sure I could make a better one.

McCoy, how much do you spend on clothes a month?

He gets his clothes at Baby Gap, so they aren't that expensive.

No tax on children's clothes!

I occasionally buy 'girls' clothes. The largest size is the same as the smallest in women's.

Which works for instance with t-shirts, polo shirts, sportswear, etc, and they're SOOOOO much cheaper. The fabric consumption is the same (for the size I buy in either category) yet because women are clearly not prepared to pay the same for their children's clothes as they will for their own (and I don't to blame them) they price them much lower. I really don't have a problem with a t-shirt or casual dress having an XL tag in it, particularly when the price tag is HALF!!!!!

Just get a top that says "I AM A GIANT ATTENTION WHORE!"

Own it and the cupcakes can eat a fat dick.

I'd prefer them to eat a bag of dicks.

Fucking hell, they're ugly.

Hap..py bir..th..day to yoooooou....

Let's not sing....let's drink to that.......

I wouldn't even hold it......I'd just chuck food at it from a distance. Ain't nobody gonna fuck up the Dior.

The good thing about babies is they don't move as fast as dogs or puppies. It's hard to out manoeuvre a dog or puppy but a baby can easily be avoided. They're rather slow. We would slowly make circuits of the enclosed chamber but hey, we both need some daily exercise

Come on, Red, Dazey's having a baby. You should support him!

Babies are the most precious gift life can give you, Dazey. She'll make you happy every day of your life

Oh, Dazey knows where I'm coming from!

I support him 100% and couldn't be happier for such a brilliant dude. He's been a good friend to me at times when I needed it most and he knows how I feel.

Which do you prefer?

Cheeseburger/Hamburger & Fries:

They are the WORST looking chips in the history of food. I can make better chips than that. And that's saying something.

I wouldn't even hold it......I'd just chuck food at it from a distance. Ain't nobody gonna fuck up the Dior.

The good thing about babies is they don't move as fast as dogs or puppies. It's hard to out manoeuvre a dog or puppy but a baby can easily be avoided. They're rather slow. We would slowly make circuits of the enclosed chamber but hey, we both need some daily exercise

Nah, they're a little shit when they get older and start gobbing off and telling you their musics better than yours and start making demands over what channel the tellys on, when they're gorgeous little gurgling chubby cheeked cherubs they're amazing, absolutely love kids at that age, especially when they're like...crawling age, they're fascinating to watch, you can sort of see their minds ticking over, its great jus getting on the carpet and just watching them make their way around, getting a handle on space and distance, im the biggest bitch on earth when it comes

to babies, always wanna pick em up and play with em and...i dunno, they're just wonderful, i could have had the worst day in the world, i could be steaming pissed but then when you see a kid in your family, like a baby it just makes everything feel better somehow, its a window into a state of the human condition thats really pure and simplistic and it just puts shit totally into perspective, your entire bullshit day just stops mattering, they're always like...really pleased to see you, its amazing.

I like how their minds work, we kinda meet on the same mental level, kids are fantastic. Yeah, they puke and piss and shit everywhere but like...so does Dazey

Kids allow you to be stupid...and there's none more stupid than Uncle Len

Honestly, poor mite, aint even been born yet and already shes getting a volley off the adults

Dogs and puppies do that for me. And then when I'm sick of their shit I can chuck 'em in the back yard for a few hours with a bowl of water and a bone and get some peace and quiet.

That's um........probably illegal with a human child.

Sorry Leonard, but any being that does nothing else but eat, sleep and then vomits and poos CONSTANTLY is a 'little shit'.

Once the thing can walk on its own, speak (any language, but preferably several) and can take itself to the toilet, it's no longer a 'little shit'.

Then it either becomes a 'little darling' (male or female) or a 'little cunt' (male or female).

It's all a bit random for me really. Often I only get 4-5 hours on a weekday and then sometimes when that happens and I really need more I just say 'fuck it' and turn my alarm off and sleep a bit more and just end up late for work. I don't really care, and nothing is ever said and usually I'll make up the lost hours later. Sometimes I get 7-8 hours and feel fine, sometimes I get 7-8 and feel like shit.

On the weekend I almost always fall asleep on the couch when I get home (which is anywhere between 10 and 2am), wake up 3 hours later and then stumble into bed and get up anywhere between 9 and 11am. Then if I really haven't had enough I'll doze off on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon for an hour or so. Basically I have no idea how much I actually get, sometimes it's enough, sometimes it's not. The one thing I have gotten used to though is broken sleep. Usually nor more than 4-5 hours at a time.

I sleep REALLY heavily for the first 3-4 hours though. I have my phone next to me (literally 20-30cm from my head) and if anyone sends me a text I don't wake up to the message tone, I just sleep right through. Although I can hear that tone during the day from the other end of the house.

I hope I would wake up if the house was burning down but based on my phone response it's not looking great.