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  1. alright peeps....i downloaded a version of dance the night away that said it was guns n roses. so i gave it a listen and i swear on my leg that it is indeed axl singing. but my friend insists that he knows axl and it is not. anyone know for sure?

  2. i think they're cool....i love walk of life(is that what's it's called? i'm kinda drawin a blank here all tryin to sing it in me head an shit...i think that's what it's called anyways.)

  3. I picked Bon Jovi. Also here's my question why is it that Bon Jovi quite often is considered "pop metal" or "hair metal" but Van Halen is quite often refered to as classic rock? In my opinion Van Halen was much more "Pop" than Bon Jovi. Van Halen always seemd "light weight"(to steal a phrase from Madison) to me. I think Bon Jovi rocks much harder than VH. What do you guys think?

    Seriously, is that your opinion?? If this is really is your opinion, then you are insane, I mean it. If you can't understand why Van Halen is taken more seriously than Bon Jovi then I have nothing to say, it's not even worth discussing? Bon Jovi!!!! can there be more of a chick band than Bon Jovi. One name says it all; Eddie Van Halen..whether you like him or not he's a living legend.I can't believe this has to be explained. Bon Jovi is as cheesy as they come, one riduculous cheesy love song after another,and they all sound the same for god's sake. What Eddie can do with a guitar is simply astonoshing.

    two words my friend...sex appeal ;)

  4. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my therapist has been deeling with me on that issue for years.

    Our first gig was a highschool Dance. 'Cowtown' Wyoming is a long way from LA (where my Guitarist and bass player had just come back from after going to GIT)and anything different especially with long hair brought out the best in the local sheep fuckers. They taunted and jeered from the get go. We had a dance crowd of about 125. Our Drummer was a freshman in highschool whos mommy wouldn't ever let him practice after 9:00.  He had an awesome set of Pearls. really the only reason he was in our band. He didnt like hard rock but give him some Spandou Ballet or Tears for Fears and he was happy.We set up and got ready to go. We ripped into Bark at the Moon by Ozzy and my mike went dead...... So I smacked it against the stand and did a psychotic dance. (probablymore entertaining than the singing anyway) We got the back up mike going for Smoking in the Boys Room the place rocked.... started to do Alone again by Dokken and forgot the words.... so I pretended that the mike was dead.... that song seemed to last like 2 hours and 45 minutes....

    Got into the middle of Summer of 69 and the drummer stopped drumming. The bass player puked back stage..... and the crowd booed. I sttod petrified in the spotlights like a deer caught in headlights.

    The principal came up and and wanted to do an anouncement against public displays of affection... I said "heY Im all for it"

    He proceeded to remind us all that" Nobody wants to buy bruised peaches at the supermarket and he thinks all the girls are a bunch of peaches at this school and public displays of affection will not be tolerated"

    Me...in the back ground.... pipes up and says "Uhhh Mr. Smith... its been my experience that the girls in this school aint a bunch of peaches.... they were a bunch of cherries.....

    We launch into Mony Mony the crowd is laughing at the principal- who then gets pissed off when he realizes what I said and what it meant..... so he promptly walks over to the wall and yanks the cord out of wall.... the guitarist amp goes dead but I keep singing we get to the part of "get laid get fucked !"and the crowed is singing it...finally a little crowd participation!

    he gets even madder and trys to take my mike (ol Sure sm58 that I stold from a school choir event in Cheyanne :P ) away from me but I wont give it to him......

    I prance around avoiding him. He is insistant on stopping the production when one of the prize A #1 sheep fuckers decides hes gonna be a hero and he jumps on stage and tackles me. We wrestle around he pops me one in the nose.I bleed. I get pissed... I get ragged. I get up and proceed to smack him upside the chops with my mike stand.....I get suspended from school for assault with a deadly weapon for 1 week and 1 week inschool suspension for disobeying the principal.

    End of The Neighbors Kid GIG #1. We punted the drummer after that.

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! good stuff! lol. too funny.....mine wasn't too bad. it was just me all alone though, well me and my guitar. only my mom started crying really loud and i had to pretend i didn't know her. hehe

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