Jump to content

estrangedtwat

Members
  • Posts

    2,627
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

Status Updates posted by estrangedtwat

  1. "My name is John Daker..."

    awesome screen name!

  2. The girl I love at the gym was sporting a brand new wedding ring today. My universe is shattered. Man...fuck married people.

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      Dude...its times like this I resort to crywanking to This I Love.

    3. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      how did I forget that one, haha!

    4. GUNNER PT
  3. Watching the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine can't dance. Man this shit is awesome...holds up well.

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Funny as hell, only one better IMHO is the "Master of Your Domain" episode

    3. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      George Costanza FTW.

      I used to have a Vandelay Industries T-shirt, haha

    4. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      Literally perfect show

  4. Hell yeah....new B&S leaked....sounded pretty damn good on first listen...songs are LONG too...interesting.

  5. I'm 37 fucking years old but I'm lonely and in a bad mood so I'm sitting here alone listening to NIN like a fucking teenager. Sigh. I'm perpetually 16.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. estrangedtwat

      estrangedtwat

      I wouldn't say no to that.

      I should also mention I'm sitting here transforming all the Transformers on my shelf just for the sheer unadulterated fun of it. So I'm more like perpetually 9 years old, not 16.

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I just tend to masturbate myself LOL

    4. MB.

      MB.

      Turn it off!

  6. I haven't left my room or spoken to anyone in over 24 hours. Weird.

    1. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      No big deal. I do that for weeks.

    2. axlfan88

      axlfan88

      “All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” - Blaise Pascal

    3. magisme

      magisme

      Sounds like a good 24 hours.

  7. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

  8. Good christ...I just farted and it smells like a baby's diaper after Indian food. There is something terribly wrong with my insides.

  9. It's a summer Sunday afternoon. A lovely rainstorm is raging. I'm relaxing, looking out the window and listening to the drops pelt my window. If I only I had a girl with me, this would be my idea of a perfect day.

    1. jman2000

      jman2000

      And I don't understand why I sleep all day

      And I start to complain that there's no rain

  10. I love rohypnol. So glad it's legal in this country and my doctor gives it to me liberally.

    1. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      I heard they make them in pill form to make it easier to insert into the nasal cavities.

×
×
  • Create New...