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Len Cnut

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  1. Dee Dee Ramone taught my kids how to count to 4

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Dee Dee is my fuckin' hero.  The day he died he fuckin' took a little piece of me with him.  That shit was fucked up.  And y'know, for this guy who was part of a collective that spearheaded a kind of pop culture revolution y'know what he got for it?  A little rolling bar on CNN...not even a fuckin' proper news item.  'Dee Dee Ramone dies'.  The day he died I got some silver spray paint and sprayed 'Dee Dee Ramone 1954-2002' on the back of my leather jacket.  Honestly, really, what the fuck are you doing doing dope in 2002 Dee Dee, come on.  The boy was fuckin' crazy.  Ever see that documentary 'Is Dee Dee Home?'  Its basically Lech Kowalski canabalizing all the interviews with Dee Dee he did for his Johnny Thunders documentary.  Dee Dee was it man, the original crazy junkie punk, part writer, part bass player, part rapper ( :lol: ), there will never be another like Dee Dee Ramone.  If you REALLY think about it this guy with zero fuckin' musical education or grounding, the way he just fuckin' came out and wrote these fuckin' perfectly formed Beatles-esque tracks, its pretty fuckin' mind-blowing, The Ramones were never the same after he left, irreplaceable.  Even played with GG Allin briefly, without knowing who or what the fuck he was :lol:

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  2. "If the drummer has a boring personality, the band will be boring" - Ole Beich, L.A. Guns, GN'R

  3. Members of GNR and TB are very unlikely to come across any "Open Letters" addressed to anyone in or associated with the band.  

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Also, in all likelihood, they couldn't give a monkeys :lol:

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  4. There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      ...BUT THE SHAH SLEEPS IN LEE HARVEYS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

  5. Anybody know anything about Hitmanhart408? Is he alright?

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Things were a bit touch and go after the screwjob but I think he's come to terms with it now.

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  6. Another reminder: DO NOT ASK FOR LEAKS.  Especially from STAFF!!!  7 Day Suspension.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      now what kind of a moron would do a thing like that?

  7. I'M 37?!?!?!?!

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

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  8. I want to ask a german a question.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I thought it was gonna be 'who won the war?' :lol:

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  9. Advert your eyes as i commit apostasy

    Layne > Axl

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I'd put any number of Axls contemporaries ahead of him, Kurt Cobain is one, Anthony Keidis is another.

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  10. Bikini Kill reunion > GNR reunion

  11. My car is so old that it has Varicose veins

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      i bet mines older :lol: 

  12. I'm waiting on two GN'R related deliveries. Both are extremely delayed. How fitting!

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Don't worry, your Stephanie Seymour fleshlight is on its way Russ, settle down.

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  13. And you don't come clooose

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      you turn red with raageeee..

  14. weed lacer, 97 Burgundy Blazer, wanted for burglary so i had to ditchthe Mercury Tracer

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Probably other water bird species?  Well, that'll hold up in court eh? :lol:

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  15. "cause real rockers use leather jackets, not flannel shirts" KDST
    Oh Axl, if only you knew...

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      use them for what?

  16. Stevie Ray Vaughan or Jimi Hendrix?

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      fuckin' Jimi Hendrix all week long as twice on sundays.

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  17. Anytime I'm alone, I can't help thinking about you
    All I want, all I need, honestly, it's just me and you

     

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Even your fuckin' interests thing looks sinister now.

      'music, books, instruments', yeah, instruments of torture :lol:

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  18. Anytime I'm alone, I can't help thinking about you
    All I want, all I need, honestly, it's just me and you

     

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Every time you post now I imagine Stalin saying it :lol:

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  19. Jesus was a communist

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN,

      NO JESUS WAS BATMAN,

      NO NO NO THAT WAS BRUCE WAYNEEEEEEEEEEEE

  20. MY DESPAIR IS OVER. I’M COMING.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      get the kleenex!

  21. Searching for someone trustable in the U.S. 

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      i hear the current administration are thoroughly trustworthy!

  22. If that was no toe-tapper or no body shaker, boy you need to see the undertaker

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      And thats the double truth, Ruth! :D 

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  23. I like to drink Mountain Dew when i am thirsty, and when I'm not thirsty

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      In hot climates that shit is like crack. 

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  24. My life is unbelievably boring and I need to broadcast that to the world

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      if its any consolation whatsoever chappie so is everyones.  Hence when we get on here and talk about Guns n Roses and dishwashers and whether you fold or scrunch the toilet paper that you wipe your arse with. 

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