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Len Cnut

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  1. ;Thank you very much to the guy who threw a glass bottle at my head, you nearly killed me but you missed again so you have to keep tryin' next week!' Iggy Pop, 1974

    1. Słash

      Słash

      He was a B Standard 

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Whats cool about that comment is it was said without a hint of sarcasm, it's quite literally an invitation :lol: 

  2. ...and we'll need the cocaine

  3. 'I'll put my plonker on the table if you dont give me my mushy peas'' Oliver Reed 1938-1999

  4. 'no man who never did nothin' never made any mistakes'

  5. 'Thank you very much to the person who threw this glass bottle at my head, you nearly killed me but you missed again so keep trying next week' - Iggy Pop, 1973

  6. Mistah Kurtz - he dead

  7. There's nothin' more sinister than ministers in dresses

  8. TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHIT!!!

  9. After all this time you believe in Jesus?!?  After all these drugs i thought i was him.  And after all my lyin' and a-cryin' and sufferin', i ain't good enough, i ain't clean enough, to be him.

  10. After all this time, to believe in Jesus, after all these drugs i thought i was him, after all my lyin' n cryin' n sufferin' I ain't good enough, I ain't clean enough to be him.

  11. aiyyo, Gucci down, Wally boot, Jamaican hat, long four pound, ask n!ggaz how i get down..

  12. and every member of parliament trips on glue..

  13. And if they don't say anything assume that you're worthless :D

  14. And Iron Maiden are still shite, all is right with the world! :D

    1. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      Whatever you say Len :tongue2:

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Thank you, the voices in my head have been saying that for years :D

  15. any living thing that cannot co-exist with the kid must to cease existing, lil n!gga now listen, your mammy your pappy that bitch you chasin', ya little dirty ass kid, I'll fuckin' erase em

    1. -W.A.R-

      -W.A.R-

      You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster

  16. Anyone, anytime, anyhow, whoever buys this shit is a fuckin' jerk, playin' it all wrong, the drums are too slow the bass is too loud, makin' the ending too long, ahhh I quit..

  17. As she wheeled her wheel-barrow, through Wealdstone and Harrow, singing cockles and mussles...

    1. AxlsFavoriteRose

      AxlsFavoriteRose

      why do i think there is a Molly in your life Mr. Len? :P and are you in your cups?? :lol:

  18. Attention thrills, and then it kills.  They make you king, then make you ill, til you're alone, dead on your throne

  19. BERT:  I don't know how that rat-face can do a thing like that.

    ARTHUR: Cuz she's a bitch and a whore.  She's got no heart on her, she's a swivel-eyed git.

    BERT:  She's wants pole-axin'

    ARTHUR:  Some people'd nark on their own mother.  We're livin' in a jungle, we are n' all. 

  20. BLUE JEAN COOLIES!!!  EVERYTHING HUGE!!! PETRIFIED FOOD!!! PIZZA KILLERS!!! FROM NAPALM TO NICE GUY!!!  HIT EM WHERE THEY LIVE!!! NIFTY FIFTY!!! THE RANK OF THE GLAMOUROUS CHANGE CONSTANTLY!!!  THE MOST SPOILT BRATS ON GODS GREEN EARTH!

  21. boats and tanks and planes is your game, kings and queens and generals know your name, i see all the innocents, the human sacrifice and if death comes so cheap then the same goes for life

  22. Bomb the boats and feed their fucking flesh to the fish!

    1. Eric Cantona

      Eric Cantona

      Well what if you bomb the fish?

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Its a song by a Canadian punk band called Forgotten Rebels I believe, Bomb the Boats & Feed the Fish, its about immigration :lol: 

    3. Len Cnut
  23. BOY!!!! YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT A LONG TIME!!

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