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  1. Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. There is nothing more common then unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world if full of educated derelicts. Persistence and Determination alone are Omnipotent

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      funnily enough it was from reading that book that informed the song 'Washington Bullets', the idea of calling that album Sandinista was to do with readdressing a lack of information in the media regarding the whole issue, Margaret Thatcher was so anti-Sandinista that she attempted to ban the word Sandinista in England at the time.

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Perhaps, before casting judgement, it would be a good idea to actually look up the things you're opining about, lest you find yourself looking like a dickhead ;)

    4. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      You were really talking about getting into some young birds knickers though weren't you?

  2. you treat me badly, i love you madly..

  3. she fainted at her baby wake now, watch the breakdown

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    3. magisme

      magisme

      Rae brings it on that first song, but the rest sounds like some weird 50 Cent demo, and Busta is tired.

    4. magisme

      magisme

      Don't care much for the second song's chorus, but the rest of it is hot fire.

  4. Del James like Ken Russells The Devils? My respect level for him just rose (from zero)

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      In your defence though, you might be right, a lot of places lists The Devils as horror...i just never took it that way, sort of like Clockwork Orange, what genre do you call that exactly?

    3. alfierose

      alfierose

      I knew a Ken was involved somewhere! Clockwork Orange - I dunno? Is disturbing a genre?

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      With me when the artistic intent behind a movie is as clear as it is and as noble as it is with Clockwork Orange its hard for it to be disturbing, moral ambiguity is what makes a thing disturbing and Clockwork Orange is anything but morally ambiguous.

  5. the way to have a better world is to not accept a sub-standard anything.

  6. A R S E N A L

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Yes but we're talking about football here, not where you keep your finger LOL!

    3. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      I was gutted to lose, but Arsenal played the game well.

    4. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      I got confused. Sorry about that Len.

  7. designed for rhyme crime n!gga, jail time jiggas, them n!ggaz up in hype Vigors lighting n!ggas, silk wally wearin' figuaro chains yeah, jakes beware of black rap millionaires

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    2. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Na n!gga! Did not teach me how to star n!gga, I'm barred n!gga for tryin' to get wit' her in at the bar, n!gga!

    3. Mr. Dude

      Mr. Dude

      I must be lost in the sauce.

  8. You're unsensitive! You're unsensitive, you motherfuckers! You put people in a place where they can't do nothin...and then when they can't y'a'll say 'see?'

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    2. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      doesn't matter, it's funny

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I wouldn't know, i didn't play it.

    4. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      give it a try len, you may laugh

  9. I am the ressurection and I am the light, i couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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    2. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      Nah, I think Dazey sticks his leg out and trips you up. ?

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      The assumption there is that his fat arse could stand on one leg long enough!

    4. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      Lol. I've missed you guys. :lol:

  10. Paul McCartney was denied entry to Tygas (yeah, i know, who?!?) Grammys after party because he 'isn't A list enough' LOL!

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    2. Georgy Zhukov

      Georgy Zhukov

      Why would Paul McCartney go to Tyga's?

    3. Georgy Zhukov

      Georgy Zhukov

      So what really happened is that Macca and friends showed up at the wrong party. Tyga had no idea what happened until afterwards and said he would have loved to have Macca at his party. 

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      You know what Pauls like, likes to be at the spot, if you like. 

  11. I love Tunnocks Tea Cakes and Club bars even more!

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      When a socialist government is installed and more funds are injected into remedial learning facilities.

  12. SHE SHOOTS SPEED RIGHT UP HER ASS, SHE SHOOTS SPEED N SHE SMOKES GRASS!

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Sorry Pet, i just had to tell someone!  On a side note, how exactly does one shoot speed up ones arse? If i ever meet Iggy I'm gonna ask him.

    3. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      God put a hole there for a reason.

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      You're taking the interpretive approach to Bible study way too far with that one kidder :lol:

  13. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Macbeth sir.

    3. downzy

      downzy

      I stand corrected. Confusing my Shakespeare.

    4. supercool

      supercool

      they're equally mediocre.

  14. Well if a bitch'll be a bitch then a trick'll be a trick..

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Close, the little greek boy he used to pay for a cocksuck.

    3. Mr. Dude

      Mr. Dude

      Ah, Aristotle it is.

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      LOL! i like it!

  15. i live with my Mum but she gets on my wick and when im told off i'm deliberately sick, so look out you squares, I'm an angry young man, i once showed my willy to Princess Anne!

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I think you're confusing the wick of the term 'dipped your wick' with the wick of 'gets on my wick' LOL. The latter denotes ones nerves young man.

    3. Snake-Pit
    4. Apollo

      Apollo

      No worries bro, I'm not judging!!! I had a hot step-sister and a pretty hot aunt that I always wanted to "dingle."

  16. IM THE GOD WHOOSE THE HEAD OF THE LORDS, DIRTY BASTARD FROM THE WU TANG SQUAD

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      Like anytime we saw someone pull some dumb shit we'd look at each other, smirk and go Awwhuldeh! lol

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      i think that was like Dirt Dogs equivalent to Christina Aguileras trilling? He's kinda goin' through his scales there LOL

    4. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      Remember what Ol Dirty said..."I'LL FUCK YOUR ASS UP!"

  17. First i got a hotdog in a nightmare zone, then i vandalise a cheap pay phone, crying to the girls don't you leave me all alone, making love in the graveyard to cockroach bones

    1. arnold layne
    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Aw, im sorry man, im only messing about, i'll stop if you like? :)

    3. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Nah I like getting roasted.

  18. The grand exquisite imperial wizard or is it the RZArector come to pay your ass a visit?

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Local bio-chemical, universal giant, the black general,

      lickin shots at Davy Crockett on the bicentennial

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      DAMN! i thought you'd dropped the ball and we were evens LOL It's that fuckin' RZArector bit, dammit LOL!

    3. magisme

      magisme

      It's also that I was just listening to the album. lol

  19. Keep your eyes open and your wallet in your front pocket, RZA Chef Ghost & Nas, n!ggaz is the prophet!

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Once you heard Wu, out of the blue, your family's from Shaolin.

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      And I'ma end this with a big red cherry on top, me Nas and Rae got the best product on the block!

      Respect Mags, you really don't miss a beat when it comes to the Wu huh? Last fuckin' place i would've thought to've found you was round here!

    3. magisme

      magisme

      I really owe it to that one guy I think I mentioned, the one I used to do that Dirty "Aaaavvwehduh" sound with. All our friends were into West Coast if they were into hip hop at all. He and I would just get together and listen to every Wu disc over and over and over. It was a sign of respect to the friendship to have that shit memorized. lol

  20. WE SOME GQ, GET FRESH, LAMP-A-LOT N!GGAZ, LET ALL THE WORLD KNOW WE BE GETTIN' HIIIIIIGH

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Hanging with Snakes eh? Lol

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      more like Mags

    3. magisme

      magisme

      he loved that bitch, he loved that bitch, he loved that bitch

  21. If Jesus Christ is the answer then I like to think the question was "Would you like to look at my collection of horse pornography?"

    1. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      Well then, would you like to look at my collection of midget horse pornography?

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Oh yes please! They're sexier somehow aren't they, the little ones? LOL

    3. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      Right on, they make your dick look bigger.

  22. Chamber number 9, verse 32, only speak about BROOKLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYN ZOO!

    1. magisme

      magisme

      that a true n!gga shall come THROUGH, no one is available to to be compatiBLE

    2. magisme

      magisme

      My favorite line is about the crippled crab crutch LOL

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      for years i thought that said cripple crab clutch, like some kinda weird wrestling move or something LOL

  23. Bomb the boats and feed their fucking flesh to the fish!

    1. Eric Cantona

      Eric Cantona

      Well what if you bomb the fish?

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Its a song by a Canadian punk band called Forgotten Rebels I believe, Bomb the Boats & Feed the Fish, its about immigration :lol: 

    3. Len Cnut
  24. where have you gone Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you..

    1. RussTCB

      RussTCB

      What's that you say, Mrs Robinson? Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.

    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      He died almost twenty years ago Lenny.

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      He hadn't when Simon and Garfunkel wrote the song in the late 60s

  25. Son I'm 30, i only went with your mother cuz she's dirty

    1. alfierose

      alfierose

      I said Dad you're a shabby

      I might go listen to this now. It's been a while :-)

    2. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      That Rock In Rio clip got you going eh?

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Forgot how much i used to love that fuckin' band :)

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