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Len Cnut

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  1. If that was no toe-tapper or no body shaker, boy you need to see the undertaker

  2. I like to drink Mountain Dew when i am thirsty, and when I'm not thirsty

  3. My life is unbelievably boring and I need to broadcast that to the world

  4. I love Tunnocks Tea Cakes and Club bars even more!

  5. I love Tunnocks Tea Cakes and Club bars even more!

  6. @Len Cnut where have you been? Your mum was worried out of her mind!

  7. Please clear up some space in your mail box.  The moderating staff would like to reach you via PM concerning your recent posts.  

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I have no idea what any of this is about btw, i just think Downzy is sexy when he slips his boss shoes on :lol:

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  8. Please clear up some space in your mail box.  The moderating staff would like to reach you via PM concerning your recent posts.  

  9. where have you gone Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you..

  10. GREAT COOKAMOOKA, LEMME OUTTA HERE!!

  11. Bomb the boats and feed their fucking flesh to the fish!

  12. Bomb the boats and feed their fucking flesh to the fish!

  13. you treat me badly, i love you madly..

  14. you treat me badly, i love you madly..

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      The particular arctic ethnicity to whom my old mate is a member

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  15. you treat me badly, i love you madly..

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Such are the benefits of a forced conversion to Lutheranism and subsequent enslavement :D 

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  16. you treat me badly, i love you madly..

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      That'd pretty much fit the Sami bill as well wouldnt it? :lol:  

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  17. you treat me badly, i love you madly..

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Shut up you moonfaced sami slag before i call a real Norweigian and watch while he makes you give them their country back, fuckin inuit 😂

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  18. you treat me badly, i love you madly..

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      my mother warned me about gettin' hiked up to a fuckin' kiwi!

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  19. Why aren't ya posting, Len?

  20. Oh, why can't we talk again?

  21. ;Thank you very much to the guy who threw a glass bottle at my head, you nearly killed me but you missed again so you have to keep tryin' next week!' Iggy Pop, 1974

  22. SHE SHOOTS SPEED RIGHT UP HER ASS, SHE SHOOTS SPEED N SHE SMOKES GRASS!

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      You're taking the interpretive approach to Bible study way too far with that one kidder :lol:

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  23. SHE SHOOTS SPEED RIGHT UP HER ASS, SHE SHOOTS SPEED N SHE SMOKES GRASS!

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Sorry Pet, i just had to tell someone!  On a side note, how exactly does one shoot speed up ones arse? If i ever meet Iggy I'm gonna ask him.

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  24. Why is it that everybody I love and care for have to die? I've lost my mother, a bandmate, and now my best friend all within one year.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      sorry mate.  i had a mate hang himself when i was 15, ain't the nicest thing in the world.  hope you're alright boss.

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  25. Only gone and got the old missus up the duff. Holy shit!!

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      A lot to live down more like!  Thats tantamount to child abuse :lol:

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