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Len Cnut

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  1. The man is a wanker...he don't get much better!

  2. Oh, why can't we talk again?

    1. Whiskey Rose

      Whiskey Rose

      don't leave me haaangin on the tellllephone

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      is it just me is she stalking someone in that song? :lol: 

  3. drive drive, six packs, drive drive!

  4. Who needs the parliament?  Sittin' makin' laws all day, they're old, fat and old, queuing for The House of Lords

  5. Oh ain't we all just pissin' in the flames?

  6. Well its the glamour boys again, we gonna rule the Port of Spain, no more Yankees to spoil the fete so Dorothy have to take what she get

  7. And if they don't say anything assume that you're worthless :D

  8. Oh shit, its Cinco De Mayo!  That makes sense of Canelos fight this weekend!

    1. AxlsFavoriteRose

      AxlsFavoriteRose

      ah against Julio Caesar Chavez...makes sense of course!

  9. and every member of parliament trips on glue..

  10. Cuz when I'm in the club I'm usually off a buzz with a 100 Purple Gang thug n!ggaz from Hollyhood

  11. I DONT MIND IF UR LEGS ARE THIN...

  12. Shut your mouth, go away!  MOMMA LOOK AT BOO BOO DAY!

  13. ;Thank you very much to the guy who threw a glass bottle at my head, you nearly killed me but you missed again so you have to keep tryin' next week!' Iggy Pop, 1974

    1. Słash

      Słash

      He was a B Standard 

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Whats cool about that comment is it was said without a hint of sarcasm, it's quite literally an invitation :lol: 

  14. SHE SHOOTS SPEED RIGHT UP HER ASS, SHE SHOOTS SPEED N SHE SMOKES GRASS!

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Sorry Pet, i just had to tell someone!  On a side note, how exactly does one shoot speed up ones arse? If i ever meet Iggy I'm gonna ask him.

    3. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      God put a hole there for a reason.

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      You're taking the interpretive approach to Bible study way too far with that one kidder :lol:

  15. I'll take it anywhere, anyhow that i can, cuz I'm the fucking son of a Superman

  16. TYPHOID MARY, SHE'S GOT SOUL, SUCKS ALL NIGHT ON AN OLD ASSHOLE!

  17. Uranus is rather prominent too *ba dum tshh*

  18. THE JUDGE HE GUILTY FOUND HER, FOR ROBBIN' A HOME-WARD BOUNDER, THAT DIRTY NO GOOD ROBBIN' MAGGIE MAE!

  19. After all this time you believe in Jesus?!?  After all these drugs i thought i was him.  And after all my lyin' and a-cryin' and sufferin', i ain't good enough, i ain't clean enough, to be him.

  20. BOY!!!! YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT A LONG TIME!!

  21. I don't want to live my life agaaaain :D

  22. How dare you talk openly of defecting Towelie, you traitorous scum!

    1. Towelie

      Towelie

      I'm a bit of a message board slut I'm afraid, mygnr is one of about four boards I frequent, such is the emptiness of my hollow existence.

  23. Here;s a cheap bit, any song you want, playing requests now in the bandstand, El Clash Combo, 15 dollars a day, weddings, parties, anything...and Bongo Jazz a speciality!

  24. 'I'll put my plonker on the table if you dont give me my mushy peas'' Oliver Reed 1938-1999

  25. And Iron Maiden are still shite, all is right with the world! :D

    1. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      Whatever you say Len :tongue2:

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Thank you, the voices in my head have been saying that for years :D

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