Eric Cantona

YAAAAHOOOOOOO

6 hours ago, Len Cnut said:

Great big purple throbbing willies! 😁

Youse better not bottle this come May!

As long as there’s video footage of Solskjær lip syncing to Right Next Door To Hell I’ll never not admit he was the right man for the job.

On 2/25/2024 at 1:19 AM, grouse said:

To me, tattoos are a sign of low intilligence. Am I trolling here? not really.

Can confirm. I'm tattooed and dumb as bricks.

First episode dropped today. Can't remember the last time I was this emotionally gripped by The Walking Dead. Others seem to like it as well, the first episode is rated 9.7 on IMDb.

On 1/24/2024 at 6:18 PM, Eric Cantona said:

I met someone yesterday whom I haven't seen in about four or five years. We never knew each other that well before, so we got to learn a lot of cool stuff about each other as well as reconnecting. I had decided to go to the weekly jam at a local bar for the first time in months, and she had decided to check it out for the first time, so we happened to bump into each other in there and spent the whole night catching up and talking.

We're getting coffee on Friday

Looking forward to a pleasant Valentine's Day! We're going to the city for some exploring and then making home cooked meals for each other.

Lihkku beivviin!

I have exactly one warning point issued due to trolling on the social media thread seven years ago  

The coffee went really well! She’s honestly so cool and amazing, I think my butterflies speak for themselves. We’re meeting each other again on Sunday.

On 1/25/2024 at 12:18 PM, Chris1989 said:

And now my wife wants a divorce because she doesn't love me any more, but I'm an amazing husband and have only ever treated her in the best way, and I have always been wonderful.

Not sure that makes me feel any better. She wants to just throw a decade away of our relationship, and the stability of our lives and our daughters life just because she is depressed and lost in life. 

Aw fuck, I’m sorry man. We haven’t interacted much here but you always struck me as someone with a good head on your shoulders. Hope for the very best with your counseling, and especially that you are well.

5 hours ago, SoulMonster said:

the difference between something being well-known (like Hitler) and being well-liked.  

Godwin's law in full effect

1 minute ago, SoulMonster said:

Hire Mourinho - he's available again! 

Hahahaha! Truly a match made in hell 

Auf wiedersehen you cock!

The only remotely interesting idea in that video was the teddy bear decomposing like a corpse.

Even the band footage looked awful, it seems like they were ripped straight from the stage screens and colour coded messily.

I met someone yesterday whom I haven't seen in about four or five years. We never knew each other that well before, so we got to learn a lot of cool stuff about each other as well as reconnecting. I had decided to go to the weekly jam at a local bar for the first time in months, and she had decided to check it out for the first time, so we happened to bump into each other in there and spent the whole night catching up and talking.

We're getting coffee on Friday

1 hour ago, Lio said:

Besides waiting for the GNR surprise today, I've been waiting on an update in the Love/sex/relationship thread all day, but I see I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up in that department either  I guess you've sobered up too much, @Eric Cantona

I was hoping nobody saw that when I deleted it

Oh shit! I kinda wanna bag a ticket now

1. Forus travbane, Stavanger 2022 

2. Bellahouston Park, Glasgow 2023

3. Tons of Rock, Oslo 2023

4. Valle Hovin, Oslo 2018

It was just some fool twice my size and thrice my age who probably had too much to drink. Luckily I was with a friend group, and police outside saw what happened! 

5 hours ago, Lio said:

It's really odd to me, because you seem to be a person who's always nice and wouldn't antagonize anyone. Then again, I only know you on the forum, of course. It's a bit funny, because more people are assholes on the forum and sweethearts in real life. Maybe with @Eric Cantona it's the other way around 

Polite forumgoer by day, granny robber by night!  

The Garden 

Got my ass kicked again. Me and my big fuckin’ mouth  

I was offered a 0,75l beer for the price of a 0,33! What was I s’posta do?

On 1/1/2024 at 4:42 PM, Eric Cantona said:

I have decided to try to quit drinking. For a while at least!

Ahh shit, got a call from the casting agency telling me the character I was cast to play in a show was written out.