john lennon

On 2/10/2021 at 9:52 PM, lame ass security said:

That could be. I watched some of those Faces Of Death vids, from what I remember a lot of it looked staged. Pretty cheesy really. I remember one where this dumbass skydiver parachuted into an alligator farm.😄 I think they did have some actual legitimate material but it's been so long I can't remember specifically. 

It looked staged because it was staged. And yeah. I watched them too a bunch of years ago.

Haven't heard shit about the guy for like a decade at least. What's he up to? Still doing that AfD-coverband? 

If anyone should write an unauthorized biography of Axl's life, it's the people on here. 

On 2/3/2021 at 3:28 AM, Euchre said:

He’s in Slash’s ass, that’s where Axl is...

Nuh-uh. Slash's in Axl's ass, that's where Slash is.

I'm guessing his ass is quite big. I mean, in order to fit a full grown man in there. Must hurt. 

On 2/4/2021 at 1:16 AM, lame ass security said:

Another thing from the show I thought was funny. Vicky Hamilton said that Axl would sit in her apartment watching TV and that he particularly liked watching Faces Of Death. I was totally not surprised by this.😄

Wasn't that in that book, too? "Welcome to the jungle" from like... 2008?? Maybe. I think it was, because I've read about it before. Or maybe I read it somewhere else back in my teens (when I was obsessed with Guns N' Roses eh). Needless to say that book's shit too. Nothing produced about Guns has ever been good. I remember errors already on the first page about Axl's or Slash' birth date. 

I'm a lazy ass motherfucker that can't be bothered to google OR read anything rn, but how's brexit gonna affect me, a swede (yes, the vegetable obviously) going to England again? Does anyone have any idea on whether it'll be as much of a drag as getting into the US or Russia with visas and all that, or? Like, will you need a tourist visa? Or maybe no one knows lol

This thread has 69 pages and I can't be bothered to read them, but I swear if this band ever releases a new album with new songs on it that we've never heard nor heard OF before, I'll eat my cats.

Or, like, obviously I would never actually eat my cats because they're my precious little babies, but I think Guns doing that is about as improbable as me eating my cats. 

24 minutes ago, jamillos said:

Honey, if you're staying in a relationship where he treats you like this, then I think he might actually be onto something. We all make choices. You are making yours. The question is: will you learn from your choices?

Good luck.

I mean, it's this... when it's good, it's great. When it's bad it's ??? I don't know whether to cry or laugh, really. It just pisses me off. I was about to leave once. Got a truck and everything. Things worked out tho and stayed good for quite a long while  And it's fine now. Idk man, I was just really really pissed off when I wrote that. Being told to shut up has me annoyed as fuck. Especially when I'm not even saying anything. 

17 hours ago, money honey said:

I don't think it has died but may be terminally ill...

Pity lots of the previously active members seem to have drifted away (I've only checked back in recently). But that's how it goes in forums. 

Now that shows are starting up again it might get a new lease of life?? @john lennon

 

Maybe, who knows? 

A little disappointed tho. Forgot about this site for about a year and then for some odd reason thought of WT and went in to look and... DEAD. I mean I get it tho lol

So did this thread die, or? 

Also I quit being drunk all the time. I’m like never drunk these days. For real. Only gone out once this year. Too busy working and all that. 

You know, I thought not being drunk all the time would help but all it got me was more annoyed with his shit. Starting to think I was never the problem to begin with. Oh, now I’m getting a bit too personal. Bye. 

I’m back here because right now I want to whine about EVERYTHING. Like for example why the fuck a 30+ grown ass man feels the need to repeatedly call his girlfriend (that would be me) retarded, stupid, an idiot and anything in the likes. Repeatedly. 

What I did this time? Said me wanting to eat healthier doesn’t necessarily mean NEVER eating anything considered unhealthy, like a fucking toast or a few pieces of sushi. 

Nothing surprises me anymore tho. A while ago I was an idiot for using the saying that someone “couldn’t see the forest for all the trees” (because that’s stupid - the trees ARE the forest so how exactly would that work out?!) 

i s2g if it wasn’t because he at one point had his IQ tested and got a real high score, I’d think HE was retarded. 

Oh, and he keeps telling me to shut the fuck up. I haven’t said a word in ten minutes. What kind of person is this I am living with???? Holy 

Yes, I am now officially one of those bitches whining about their relationships online. I regret nothing. 

Just because I was just thinking of this...

1. Miley curus

 2. The queen of england

3. Carl XVI Gustav (for no particular reason)

4. Billie Eilish

 5. Steven Adler

6. Clint Eastwood 

7. Angelina Jolie 

8. Tommy Iommi

9. Axl Rose 

10. Lana Del Rey 

On 2019-06-26 at 6:53 AM, AslatIE said:

@john lennon you still around?

sometimes, not often tho

sorta forgot about this site's existence for a while 

I like the one where Axl looses his shit and blames everyone for having stolen his contact lenses and then climbs a roof and sits on it like some AOOOOM-guy. 

I can't afford dinner. 

I could probably afford a bottle of wine, but I'm studying and so I have to get up early in the morning so it's probably not the best idea.

Bf and I got into a fight for various reasons, and now I'm sad. We both have tomorrow off for some socialist holiday, so I thought we were gonna have a pleasant evening, but he's in the bedroom being angry (and possibly asleep) while I'm in the living room drinking beer and contemplating life altogether. Shit sucks, you know? 

Positive thinking is complete and utter bullshit. I'm the epitome of pessimism, and I'm alive and doing well. I mean, aside from that I'm broke. And that I have bills to pay. And that I get paid too little because I'm in a real shitty field. I mean, I like my job tho - as in I like my colleagues and I think my bosses are alright. 

Also I have to put down the cat I've had since I was 7 in a very short amount of time. That saddens me a lot. Thinking about tattooing his paw print on my ankle or something. Or maybe not, because it's trashy. Oh, and I'm terrified of needles. 

Birds. Not so much because they could peck out my eyes, but because they shit uncontrollably and fly right over our heads. 

I used to have a shit ton of these weird fears when I was a kid, and they're pretty fun looking back at. For example, between the ages of like six and ten, I was terrified of public bathrooms. Not because of whatever reasons kids are usually afraid of them, like getting locked up, but because I was terrified there was gonna be some famous person in there and that I'd fart and they'd hear it. No idea why I thought there were gonna be famous people at my local mall, tho. 

I just feel like snuggling up in bed all day watching Criminal Minds, drinking tea, and petting my cats. Can't tho, because I have to get my stupid ass to work. Really not feeling it today. 

I'm drunk. I mean, that's nothing to whine about, really, because I like being drunk. It's liberating and it feels so fucking good. 

So, I've been working for the past month. Got a job in january, not sure if I mentioned that. It's at a callcenter and it fucking sucks, but hey, money's money no matter where it comes from, right? I fucking hate it. I'm good at it, but I fucking hate it. I fell asleep the other day and woke up because someone answered the phone. I called in sick yesterday because all I wanted to do was to get wasted, and so I did. I told the boss I've got a throat infection so I can barely speak. Maybe I shouldn't have, because now they're not expecting me on monday either, and I really need the money. Hell. I'm going to a friend's house later tonight, she just moved in. I should give her a gift but all I have is booze. Is that alright? It's unopened, and everybody loves booze. At least I do.

44 minutes ago, soon said:

Wish I could stock up in Germany on the cheap!  Only cheap booze around here is boot legged and since I stopped providing my cider Im kinda outta the loop.  But the vodka people do empty bottle returns and I have some so I should hit them up.

Even though the kitten was an impulse buy, together with the spare room thing it amounts to nesting.  And that is indeed adulting!  Shall I call you Ma'am or Ms, lol?

My cat loves to brew with me, so hopefully you'll get a helper too.  I went the other direction that you did and between my couch and TV, in place of coffee table is a huge normal table set up for brewing.  Not something a spouse or room mate would ever tolerate.

Let's just say I'm not married, even though my dear boyfriend brings that + having children up every time he gets drunk or high. It's funny, because when he's sober he always makes jokes about me being pregnant and how we can't have a child right now, every time he's not sober, he's deadbeat sure we should try right now lol

I'm quite young tho so I'd love to wait a couple years. My mom was 21 and unemployed when she had me, and I don't want to repeat that pattern.

Oh, yeah. We have one cat already, but she hates all alcoholic beverages. Fuck, she even hates it when we sneak her some food, you know? All she eats is her cat food. She did taste a chili sausage yesterday, though, but I'm pretty sure she regretted that quite immediately lol

Yo I'm drunk again, but it's a friday night and my friend is coming over in a little while, so there's nothing wrong with it, right?

God I've gotten good at spelling while drunk. I wasn't before. 

On 2017-12-13 at 2:33 PM, soon said:

Congratulations on new job!  Hope it all comes together and you can start Monday.  Id go with beer.

Im still home brewing.  Small batch.  Mainly low alcohol beers, kvass and pops/soda - mostly with kefir or airborne/ wild fermentation.  I make some pops like winter beers lately (dandelion root, sage, used coffee grounds, oats, maybe some spices, etc) and they are delicious, so I usually crave them more.  I have a lot of fun creating and tinkering with recipes; making them both complex in flavour and super healthy.  

Sounds nice. I haven't been brewing in ages because bf and I went to Germany a while ago and on the way home we bought insane amounts of beer and wine for barely nothing, so now we're all set until probably after New Year's. Probably time to start brewing again pretty soon, but we don't really have room for it anymore since we're fixing up the spare room which we used to use for brewing and making it a guest room instead because right now when we have guests over they really don't have anywhere to sleep. 

...fuck, does this mean I'm an adult now, fixing a guest room and all? Thinking about, I did impulse buy a kitten last night that we're picking up next week, so I'm most likely not. That's what happens when I stay sober: I do a lot of things on impulse.

Did you all quit drinking or what? 

I haven't had a drink all week, but I just got a phone call and now I probably have a job starting on monday so I feel like celebrating some. Should I drink beer or wine?