Old_school_gnr_fan

The episode concludes with Axl and the gang sitting around a campfire, singing "One In A Million"

Down the road, I envision Axl guesting as himself on an episode of Family Guy, where Peter becomes the third keyboard player in Guns N' Roses and fights the big yellow chicken, thinking it's Buckethead.

I think Edward Van Halen will be resurrected, and release new music with VH before GN'R release anything

Sorry you won't be going. I hope you'll opt for a refund this time. Maybe without any cash coming in from touring, the band will release new music. Doubt it, though.

No.

Well, if that’s the case, it’s going to delay any album release for another nine years or so.

If he's telling Fern-dildo to fuck off, then I'm all for it

On the first day of Christmas, Guns N' Roses gave to me NO NEW ALBUM And Fernando cackled with glee

The same one was available last year, and it "allegedly" sold out. As far as the other holiday items revealed today, there's not a single thing that interests me. Both the sweaters look wretched. They should have made last year's sweater available again, it actually looked great.

The band's catalog does contain a number of November releases, and it does make the most sense to release something right before Black Friday. However, releasing a new album is most likely contingent on whether Axl's boy Joe Biden is able to cheat his way to the presidency. Axl probably dedicated a love song to him for the new record.

It means Axl is going to move to the moon if Trump wins re-election

I’d buy the yellow one if it was made in America, but I suspect it is not.

If you are a Republican/conservative, it’s the insanely stupid “Live N’ Let Die With COVID-45” shirt that killed the band for you.

Didn't you hear? There's a new album hidden inside the pinball machines, all you have to do is 1) buy the pinball machine, and 2) take a sledgehammer to said pinball machine in order to access the new album. It sets you back only a few thousand dollars! What's not to love?

I got the strong feeling there would have been a new Guns N' Roses record this year, had COVID not happened. And to be honest, those who have released new albums this year haven't seen much in the way of sales. Take Katy Perry, for example. Her newest record fell out of the Billboard top 200 after two weeks. Granted, she sucks and in no way should be mentioned in the same breath as Guns N' Roses, but at one time she could move albums. Another example is Bon Jovi, whose most recent album '2020' debuted at number 19, but fell to number 145 in just it's second week. I don't expect the upcomi