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  1. I'm engaged! Woohoo!

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    2. November_rain

      November_rain

      Congratulations!

    3. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      Thanks so much for all the love everybody, it's really heartwarming. :)

    4. alfierose

      alfierose

      Congrats Gracii. Very pleased for you. Lucky guy.

  2. So, less than a month to my wedding now and I've just been told that my Dad and his gf have split up. Dad's gf was due to make the cake and flowers. I was wondering when the panic would set in!

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    2. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      ...cheap, so her helping out would have made it affordable. Nevermind! thanks for all the love guys, we'll get there! <3

    3. MB.

      MB.

      Poor you, hope it turns out well

    4. Lio

      Lio

      Yes, that is hard, apart from the practical issues, you'll miss her of course and you liked her. But okay, you have the cake and flowers sorted anyway, just try to enjoy planning the rest of the wedding. :-)

  3. If anyone has a spare reunion ticket, I'll be some sort of high class escort for the night. No sexual favours, but you can pretend that I'm your girlfriend/trophy wife. Which will make you look cooler to everyone else in the arena.

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    2. Słash

      Słash

      Wait....what happened to that 21 year old.

    3. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      Turns out she loves me too. We're not dating yet, but I guess we will soon. That doesn't have to interfere with GG, though lol.

    4. Słash

      Słash

      Gracii, how about a free erotic massage after the show? I can give you one!

  4. Concluded the day with tucking dress hem into my tights on train loo, then showing arse to three packed carriages. Nice one, Grace.

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    2. Len Cnut
    3. Lio

      Lio

      Three packed carriages and you're not on YT ? Consider yourself lucky ;-)

    4. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Didn't get the dress colour Gracii, I was too busy looking at dem cheeks :D

  5. No plans for the weekend, and not much disposable money. Any ideas guys?

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    2. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      A smidgen of vodka and three white wine spritzers. What are you suggesting Nate?

    3. Broskirose

      Broskirose

      stick them in your ****

    4. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      Broski, I tried your suggestion. I now need a hospital visit to surgically remove three white wine spritzers from my ****. Don't really know why you suggested that, buy hey, I'm up for trying anything once.

  6. Resuming my education after 3.5 years tonight.

    I don't really know what I'm doing. 

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    2. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      Hopefully Art and/or Design. If I get that far!

       

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      you'll piss all over it my dear, don't be such a worrier!

    4. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      It went alright, cheers for the encouragement. Now I know more, I feel a bit more focused and enthused. 

  7. Interview day today guys!

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    2. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      How did it go Gracii?

    3. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      It went well from my perspective, thanks for asking. Still waiting on feedback though, which will come later this week.

    4. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      I hope it's good news!

  8. Fiancé just gave me a Jaffa cake as a reward for writing a long post here.

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    2. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      If you think that's where you're going to find your dream woman :P

      Maybe have a stack of Hob Nobs next to your laptop for your own reward system?

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Thats just tragic LOL!! Me with my little laptop, typing 8 page discourses, hitting full stop and going 'here, have a biscuit lad, you've earned it!' Perhaps if I could get a sock puppet or something, to fish the biscuits out with and go 'here y'are!' it might feel a bit more like a relationship then. Ooh, i know, i'll dress up as my Mum, I'm sure no harm could come of that!

    4. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      Well that's the plot of my Len fan-fiction all mapped out!

  9. I have 2 tickets for Glenn Hughes on Wednesday 28th October in York. I can't make the gig anymore. If anyone wants them for free, let me know.

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    2. OmarBradley

      OmarBradley

      If I lived in England..... darn. Doug Aldrich is playing guitar for him. Can you pay for a plane ticket and lodging as well?

    3. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      I'd let you sleep on my sofa. York isn't anywhere near an airport sadly.

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      York ain't near a soddin' anything LOL!

  10. New website for my freelancing shizzle! http://www.coffeeyard.media

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    2. BetterDay7

      BetterDay7

      I spelled your name as Gracie on the form! Sorry. Drr.

    3. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      It's ok...in real life I'm called Gracie!

    4. BetterDay7

      BetterDay7

      I guessed as much ; )

  11. Hen night tonight. Nothing too wild planned.

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    2. Lio

      Lio

      I did that too. We just went out for dinner, stand-up comedy afterwards and then some clubbing :-) I had a great time, sure you will too!

    3. alfierose

      alfierose

      Have a great time!

    4. Facekicker
  12. I actually think that a reunion will happen and mygnr.com won't be updated. I'm also going to wager that Eric and Madison return to the forum.

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    2. axlslash

      axlslash

      An Eric/Madison/MyGNR reunion seems less likely than an Axl/Slash/Duff reunion

    3. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Please no to eric

    4. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      So I'm 50% there since Madison posted.

  13. This is the announcement of my campaign to become a mod. Just for the reunion tour party passes, of course! :P

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    2. axlslash

      axlslash

      Who needs party passes? I've been signed on to replace Mother Goose Pittman #ReunionStartsNow

    3. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      Ok. Can you get me a spot as an extra sax player? I'll stand at the back, wiggle and pretend to play.

    4. axlslash

      axlslash

      Axl says the reunion's off, you can just play guitar. Slash will stay in Axl's ass for the time being.

  14. My new MYGNR persona is trolling Nate. This will continue until he actually finds God.

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      He has found God my dear, it's not a put on ;)

    3. downzy

      downzy

      Finds God this week, finds a sandwich next week; who knows where this wild ride will take us :)

    4. Apollo

      Apollo

      Or at least until he realizes that being a Christian is a complete lifestyle decision and not just making broad declarations on social media and rock forums.

  15. Just starting my first entire week away from work since the new year. And it's my birthday on Thursday. Very, very happy.

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    2. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      Well, thanks Lio. :) Just sewing it tonight. Pictures soon!

    3. alfierose
    4. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      Happy Early Birthday Gracii!

  16. Does anyone else remember those 'crews' we had in 2004-2005? I was part of Lawrence's Pirate Crew- we all had matching skull and crossbones sigs. They got banned.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Laurence, he was a jolly soul wasn't he? Not in the least bit tetchy, uptight and disagreeable!

    2. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      EVERYONE was a drama queen back then!

    3. DirtyDeeds

      DirtyDeeds

      I was in Kasanova King's Gn'R Mafia along with Axls Angel, kevin (I think), and PA Guns lol.

  17. I watched an Only Fools... episode tonight.

    "I think he's a bender... we better dance with our backs to the wall tonight, Rodney!"

    How did that ever become the BBC's flagship sitcom?!

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Because my dear its only been the last 10 years or so wheres its suddenly become a hate crime to make bender jokes, hand on heart i never knew there was nothing wrong with racism and homophobia when i went to school, no one made nothing of it, it was just a way of having a go at someone.

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Plus its a really warm comedy with a lot of heart and pathos and some of the brilliantly constructed and detailed plots sitcoms have ever seen, John Sullivan was a genius, his scripts were so tightly crafted, he might slip some innocuous thing in the piece which by the end would be a major plot device, he was a genius.

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Even the bit you mentioned is a plot device because in that scene they're in a gay club n they dont know it, its kinda showing Del and Rodney as dopey, the scene ends with Del trying to chat up two blokes in drag LOL

  18. Mind racing tonight.

    1. Redhead74
    2. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      You aren't alone, Gracii

    3. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Kill them. Every single one. In their beds.

  19. Please can you vote for my website in the UK Blog Awards? http://blogawardsuk.co.uk/ukba2017/entries/york-fork#votenow

    1. AxlsFavoriteRose

      AxlsFavoriteRose

      i am on it right now, what category is it? :)

    2. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      Any category you wish- thank you! It all helps. :)

    3. AxlsFavoriteRose

      AxlsFavoriteRose

      done..good luck!

  20. I'll miss the reunion news due to being stuck in Anything Goes.

    1. Eric Cantona

      Eric Cantona

      You'll find out when the forum crashes.

    2. gunsguy
    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      You'll find out in 3 years time when it ain't happened and these rumours are found to be a load of bollocks.

  21. Just been reminded that there used to be a very dark side to this forum. The golden years are now.

    1. Len Cnut
    2. darknightfan

      darknightfan

      You mean b.c ppl don't take it seriously anymore or something?

    3. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      absolutely nothing will ever be worse than the last year of madison

  22. New avatar. I'm a fucking mermaid.

    1. sturginho

      sturginho

      A little one?

    2. magisme

      magisme

      So you're just giving it away? lol

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      I watched that film on my first little play date sleepover with a girl when i was like 6/7 years old LOL

  23. So there I was looking through a certain Pinterest board of yours, and now I'm sat here sewing a train to my wedding dress, which up until this morning, I considered complete. :P

    1. Axls Rocket Queen

      Axls Rocket Queen

      Lol sorry! Will we be seeing some lacy/sparkly additions? :P

    2. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      No, just lots of long, draping chiffon. It's finished now and looks ace, so thank you!

    3. Axls Rocket Queen

      Axls Rocket Queen

      Awesome! <3 long draping chiffon :)

  24. I believe in God mostly because Soreen Malt Loaf exists.

    1. alfierose

      alfierose

      I love that stuff. Bonus being only me likes it here so unlike everything else that comes home from the supermarket it isn't gone in minutes.

    2. PappyTron

      PappyTron

      Malt Loaf is the bomb, yo!

    3. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      I'm liking the appreciation of the Malty Loaf. I got a big one for £1 from Morrisons last night. I may just start a forum dedicated to the squidgy stuff. Mmmm...

  25. My team won the pub quiz tonight!

    1. Amir

      Amir

      Excellent work, I miss a good pub quiz, what was the prize?

    2. Gracii Guns

      Gracii Guns

      Thank you! We each got a bottle of good beer. I got a Marmalade Porter. It was free entry, so prizes weren't that glam. Excellent beer though!

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