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Everything posted by Dazey

  1. Nah, we've got Americans for that.
  2. Is Scottish football actually a thing anymore? You had two teams then one of them went bankrupt and you had one team for years and now you've got two teams again. Might as well just have a cup final once a year and get rid of the league all together. Couldn't give a fuck if you paid me. Dreadful boring sport played by cunts!
  3. Did I say gym? I meant hot tub.
  4. That sucks man. Thankfully things seem to be going in the right direction over here still but I'm not taking anything for granted just yet. Going for an induction at a new gym today which is going to be a blessed attempt at normality.
  5. Especially me! Last time I got my hands on a hand gun in Texas I almost deafened myself shooting (full) paint cans in my brother-in-laws garage.
  6. Guns rule! They shouldn’t be allowed but they are awesome.
  7. Cunt is either offensive or not depending on the context and the country you're in. If you're in the UK/Australia/New Zealand then it's often used as a term of endearment almost. People will refer to each other in a friendly manner using it all the time. If you're in the US however it's considered much more offensive.
  8. You can’t really be antipodean and not use cunt after every second word. That’s why they call it the Aussie comma.
  9. Give it a rest you couple of moaning cunts!
  10. There’s more than enough to track me in my farts if I’ve had a hearty breakfast.
  11. Can I just point out that vaccines are typically drawn from multi dose vials so how do you make sure only one microchip goes in each shot? Imagine if your doctor draws up all the chips in the vial in the first dose and you end up walking around with 5 of the cunts in you and the next fella gets off with none.
  12. It’s okay in person. I’ve been to a couple of games in Philly and had a great time.
  13. Can’t wait for a pint! Vaccine program still going well.
  14. See this is why I miss Len. At least he never judged me.
  15. Well you can hardly have “anal” in the job description can you?
  16. Not really. I'm a bit sad that Corrie has been cancelled for the night but otherwise I'll live.
  17. The Queen Mother actually blamed both of them for his death till her dying day. Luckily she was generally soaked in gin and generally being a hideous racist so nobody paid much attention.
  18. He'll be getting shitfaced on ghost Gin with the Queen Mother and planning to haunt those two cunts!
  19. No bank holiday according to the Daily Star and when have you ever known them to be wrong?
  20. Texas is fucking nuts! Got a message from my brother in law today saying how much he hates that everybody there is armed. In the ER he works in he was saying he's had to deal with a lot of domestic violence victims over the pandemic and had death threats from the dude's he'd had to throw out of the ER for threatening his patients because they don't have proper security in the hospital. This being the US of course his response was this: When ER doctors are getting fucking tooled up like fucking Rambo you have to stop and ask yourself what the fuck is going on.
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