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  1. I'm day trading futures which is a little different from traditional investing. All the bars show is market movement so red and green can both be good or bad depending on whether you've taken long or short positions. A long position means you buy a contract at a given price and if the market goes up (green bar) you can then sell it back and keep the profit. If you take a short position you basically borrow a contract from the broker, sell if yourself and hope the market goes down (red bar). You then buy it back at the lower price, return it to the broker and pocket the difference in profit.
  2. Heck of a morning at the races today! I might be able to give up the day job in a year or two.
  3. I quit salad for lent. Started at lent in 1980 and I've yet to resume.
  4. Ah shit! I had a bad feeling about this but at least she's at peace now. RIP
  5. Absolutely no idea as it will change every time I think about it but on that basis here goes. Note, this is based on games I've enjoyed the most at the time and not objective quality as some of them don't hold up all that well these days. Galaxian (Atari VCS, 1983) - first game I ever owned on a home console. played the fuck out of it Crime Fighters (Konami Arcade, 1989) - pumped a ridiculous amount of coinage into this back in the late 80's/early 90's Secret of Monkey Island (Commodore Amiga, 1990) - still an absolute classic to this day
  6. I found Skyward Sword practically unplayable due to the terrible motion controls on the Wii. I'm glad that they've announced that traditional button controls will be an option for the remaster. I might have to give it another try.
  7. So England has implemented hotel quarantine from today meaning that anybody arriving from a high risk country has to stay in an airport hotel for 10 days at a cost of £1,750. Scotland however has implemented the same scheme only they are applying it to arrivals from all countries without exception. Today a flight was due to arrive in Scotland from Istanbul (not on the England list) with 65 people on board. The flight landed with 5 passengers as the rest likely re-booked a flight via England and got a train home.
  8. As much as I don't want to see the break up of the UK I think that the Scots should at least be given the opportunity to hold a second independence referendum. I think Brexit is a big enough fuck you for them to argue for it.
  9. Bill Gates is gonna be watching you jerk off forever!
  10. McConnell is both really smart and utterly evil. Even when he seemingly does something really fucking stupid you have to know that he's at least attempting some form of 4D chess bullshit. He knows he has to do anything he can to get rid of Trump for the future of the GOP but can't be seen to be directly responsible for any of it.
  11. Would it be silly of me to ask how he was planning to travel there last year without a visa? Also do you possess any firearms?
  12. Didn’t you say the other day that your joint income was > $150k?
  13. That this one? Says it was all a hoax. The Franklin child prostitution ring allegationsbegan in June 1988 in Omaha, Nebraska and attracted significant public and political interest until late 1990, when separate state and federal grand juries concluded that the allegations were unfounded and the ring was a "carefully crafted hoax."
  14. Democrats are baby eating paedophiles basically. I wish I was joking by the way but that's basically it.
  15. Can I come and live at your house?
  16. Did you manage to get the super shotgun? I found it got a lot more enjoyable after that with the meat hook attachment.
  17. Plus we can't even get our favourite snacks anymore.
  18. Care for a little sectarian terrorism with your shellfish sir?
  19. It's all the EU's fault that a law that was enacted while the UK was a member to restrict exports from 3rd countries is now being applied to the UK which is now a 3rd country and causing restrictions on our exports.
  20. Nice to see the UK fishing industry roaring back to life after Brexit. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-bks-fury-uk-blames-23465088
  21. We've been biding our time and Paul Revere is nowhere to be fucking seen*. * too soon?
  22. Because what we really need is more dickstains like Facekicker to keep the place going.
  23. I live about 5 minutes from that town.
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