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Starship - We Built this City.

For me anyway, I absolutely cannot stand that song. It actually makes me angry when I hear it.

Blender agrees:

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?ID=2120

And so do I. The only song anyones mentioned that I would consider naming the worst song ever. It's that terrible.

Really? I fuckin' love it haha! Can't beat a bit of cheesy 80's synth rock :P Normally I don't like that stuff but "We Built This City" is class... I mean what's so bad about it? It's melodically sound... not liek the instruments are out of tune, the singing's alright... decent harmonies.. Theme... rock n roll... many a song has been written about that... It's not so offensive....

Plenty of worse songs out there... I'm going for Chacarron by andy's val gourmet.... However it redeems itself on comedy value.

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Anything done by 'Crazy Frog'....

i hate that wee fuckin cunt

I think that shit is from Sweden :P Not anything I'm proud over.

EDIT: What the fuck is it I see?! People defending Grace Kelly as a good song :o

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What the fuck is it I see?! People defending Grace Kelly as a good song :o

It is a good song. What's so terrible about it?

Well, to make my point quick; Everything!

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Ops, I did it again - Britney Spears.. That's the worst ever.. Ops, I managed to write another shit song...

Nah, it should be called "Oops, I managed to trick a songwriter into writing another shit song for me..." although that wouldn't fit on the album cover ;)

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What about "ha ha ha he he he, i'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me" Bowie's Laughing Gnome. really pretty dire!

Great choice.

I heard that on one of Bowie's tours, he gave fans a chance to vote for songs they wanted him to play. Some magazine started a campaign and got everyone to vote Laughing Gnome. Bowie abandoned his idea :lol:

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Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

Livin' on a Prayer - Bon Jovi

Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne

Unskinny Bop - Poison

Everything I Do - Bryan Adams

Ebony and Ivory - McCartney and Stevie Wonder

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

Every song that idiot from Fall Out Boy touches

I have a lot of hate in me :(

Piss off. Im all for opinion but yours really takes the cupcake!

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Skid Row in general

Avril's new album

It's so easy (when sung by my friend Matt) Edit:No wait ANY GnR song sung by Matt

Lacuna Coil in general

MCR in general

All the filler Kiss songs I end up listening to at Matt's house

Weight Of The World- Evanescence

Piano Man- Billy Joel

What If God Was One Of us-Joan Osborne

Kelly Osborne in general

The Beatles-other then the five songs I like

Britney Spears in general

Rap in general

Most country

Paramore in general

Hilary Duff in general

but the worst ever would probably be......um.......

....

Yankee Doodle Dandy.

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i'd never generally comment in a "the worst" thread cuz i dont like to fuck up my karma but Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd and that other one they did that goes hey you, out there on your own blah blah blah.

It's hard to post in a thread that Chris Axl has also and present the worst opinion, but you've beaten him here.

Jesus.

come on! its piss poor lyricism, REALLY poor and thats my opinion. could've been written by a four year old, look at it, listen to it, i've gone to great lengths to explaining that shit before i'm damned if im doing it again. everytime i listen to it it sounds like a song designed to make stoned people go "oh wow, far out" and i find that kind of music SOOO insulting to my intelligence. especially when its so OBVIOUSLY intentional. the worst opinion, thats interesting, i didnt know opinions got grade-point averages.

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Skid Row in general

Avril's new album

It's so easy (when sung by my friend Matt) Edit:No wait ANY GnR song sung by Matt

Lacuna Coil in general

MCR in general

All the filler Kiss songs I end up listening to at Matt's house

Weight Of The World- Evanescence

Piano Man- Billy Joel

What If God Was One Of us-Joan Osborne

Kelly Osborne in general

The Beatles-other then the five songs I like

Britney Spears in general

Rap in general

Most country

Paramore in general

Hilary Duff in general

but the worst ever would probably be......um.......

....

Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Piano Man owns your musical tastes.

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I hate many of Sonic Youth's earlier songs, like Burning Spear and I Dreamed A Dream from their s/t EP. They are just fucking noise, with Kim's out of tune vocals on top. Their later stuff is Ok though.

confusion is sex along with all that stuff, evol etc was like their finest moment dude

To me it's just plain annoying noise that I feel I could have done much better myself.

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