Tyler Drama Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 Haha. Funny puns. But seriously guys, Bach off the Bach hating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tat2d1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Sebastian rapping That's gonna be worse than hearing him sing Hollaback Girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNR'R Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I have a Bachache Bach in Blach!!!I Hit the Sach!Glad to be Bach!etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetness Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 oh god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binge_And_Slash Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 - everyone will hear it except for Bach, who will sit at home trying to call Slash to see if he wants to form a band called "Bachslash."That is the greatest thing ever. And stop with the Bach hate will ya?! He's awesome!He's funny and just having a good time.Yeah guy$! Ba$ i$ ju$t having $ome good time$! Leave him alone! ...idiot$.Be careful or you'll be accused of being a Slashite. Sebastian should start a rap group called the Bachstreet BoyzActually that name sounds familiar... I think he's done something like that on Forever Wild, I'll have to refresh my memory...Oh and Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsnmotley Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 well, hes already hanging out with a guy who wears big football jerseys, has hair in braids, wearing big chains/bling, and has a song with Bitchslap in it.i guess this is just the next step.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Axl Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Sebastian needs his own board on this forum.well it would be much more usefull and GN'R related than a velvet revolver forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetness Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Sebastian needs his own board on this forum.well it would be much more usefull and GN'R related than a velvet revolver forum ouch, get em chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesy Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Bach is a god; not even just a rock god, he's fucking immortal. Can't wait to watch this show and buy his album!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsnmotley Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 i just saw it and.....baz rocked it!! all the judges which included DMC and Pepa loved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Axl guests on 3 tracks?Isn't that a little excessive for one album?Didn't you hear?Bach's new record is the replacement for Chinese Democracy. See, Axl started by helping Bach record some tracks, but then he started writing his own lyrics and music, and he brought in his psychic orbs for clearance. Then he made Bach sign a little legal document giving him sole ownership of the Bach brand name. Next year Axl will fire Bach and take over his studio recordings. He will then fire Bach's bandmates and disappear for five years. Then he'll return with a new lineup (including Bach imitator Steve "The Tommy Gunn" Johnson of Minneapolis) and tour as: Guns N' Roses: Bach in Black. Someone will stop him at a live show and say, "Where's Bach?" and Axl will say, "He's in my ass, that's where Bach is!" Bach will form a supergroup called "Bach In Action," but since no one in the band is actually super at all, it will fizzle out once Bach shows up at the recording studio realizing he forgot to invite anyone else to the group.As for Axl? He'll disappear for a few more years, then resurface promising to give us the long-awaited "Chinese Bachmocracy" album, featuring such killer demo leaks as "Madagassbach"" and "There Was a Bach." He'll give a special surprise performance at the 2012 VMAs, finishing his comeback by screaming, "ROUND TWO!" Then Kurt Loder will have a Super Magical Fantastic Mega Dance Hour and the album will be previewed for the entire world on GunsNRosesII.com - everyone will hear it except for Bach, who will sit at home trying to call Slash to see if he wants to form a band called "Bachslash."IMPORTANT NOTICE: This post is a joke. I know some of you take everything literally, so I figured this was necessary. That was genius..........one of the funniest posts I've ever read on here..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitmanhart408 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 i saw it and thought it was funny him singing in his metal voice to a rap song. didnt see if he won or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsnmotley Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 i saw it and thought it was funny him singing in his metal voice to a rap song. didnt see if he won or nothe was handpicked by DMC to stay.best part was when baz was like "your name is Kurupt, I am kurupt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Dreamer* Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Bach is a reality TV whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsnmotley Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRSuIio38Q4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRSuIio38Q4That was pretty damn good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl rocked alpine in 91 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 caught the end of the show last night and baz is in the top 3 would be cool if he won this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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