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Sorry if this has been done before really I'm truely sorry...

Anyway, someone I know had the song "I must be emo by hollywood undead"(lyrics below" and I couldnt stop laughing...funny IMO...

So, just post lyrics that you find funny...

"Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic

My life is spiraling downward

I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and suffocate me dry concert

It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like, Stab My Heart cause I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stabity, Rip, Stab, Stab

And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to flipply thing the other day like that guy from that band could do. Somedays

I'm an emo kid, none confomting as can be you'd me none comforting to if you looked just like me

I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face

I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs, cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, mostjust call me a fag

Cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dikes

Cause emo is one step below tranvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows

I must be emo

I'm dark, and sensitive low self esteem

The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween

I have no real problems but I like to make believe

I stole my sisters mascara and now I'm grounded for a week

Sulking and writing poetry are my hobby

I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing

Girls keep breaking up with me

It's never any fun they say they already have a pussy

They don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows

I must be emo

Dye in my hair nail polish on my toes

I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes

I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss

You know? It's so dark

And its suffocating me

Grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip

Tighter then a pair of my little sisters jeans

Which look great on me, by the way

When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction

Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection

I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses

I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes

I'm just a bad cheap imitation of goth

You could read me Catcher In The Rye and watch me jack-off

I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life

If I said I liked girls I'd only be half right

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo

I must be emo

Screw XBOX I play old school Nintendo

I must be emo

I like to whine and hit my parentals

I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones

I must be emo

My parents don't get me you know?

They think I'm gay because they saw me kiss a guy well, a couple of guys

But I mean it's the 2 thousands can't two, or four dudes make out with each other without being gay

I mean chicks dig that kind of thing anyways

I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one on that gets me, You're my best friend"

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Psychostick: Jingle Bell Metal

Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls

Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls

Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad

Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la

Crush your balls with a sleigh

Jingle bells in your face


Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal

Fucking shit up with a double bass pedal

Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal

escape from this very merry medley is futile

Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland

The little drummer boy never really had a band

Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high

Do you hear what i hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum


Psychostick: ABCDeath

Alright, motherfuckers

It's time to go oldschool

So put on your thinking caps

And get ready

To fuck shit up







Y and Z

Now I know

My ABC's

Next time won't

You sing with me

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Psychostick: BEER!

I like beer because it is good

I drink beer because I should

If there was a song to sing

I sing it and beer you bring

I drink beer when I am sad

Cuz the beer it makes me glad

There is nothing left to say

So let's go drink beeer.








Let's go drink some...

When it's warm it tasts real crappy

But cold beer will make me happy

When I throw up on the floor

I can go and drink some more

They say beer will make me dumb

It are go good with pizza

Now that we have drunk some beer

Let's go drive a car.

I am drunk, drunk is me.

I am drunk... WHEEEEE!

Psychostick: I Hate Doing Laundry

I hate doing laundry!

I hate doing laundry!

I hate doing laundry!

... Aww, crap, I gotta do the dishes, too!

I hate doing dishes!

I hate doing dishes!

I hate doing dishes!

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