batman1987 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Sorry if this has been done before really I'm truely sorry...Anyway, someone I know had the song "I must be emo by hollywood undead"(lyrics below" and I couldnt stop laughing...funny IMO...So, just post lyrics that you find funny... "Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic My life is spiraling downward I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and suffocate me dry concert It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like, Stab My Heart cause I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stabity, Rip, Stab, Stab And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to flipply thing the other day like that guy from that band could do. Somedays I'm an emo kid, none confomting as can be you'd me none comforting to if you looked just like me I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs, cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, mostjust call me a fag Cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dikes Cause emo is one step below tranvestite Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo I'm dark, and sensitive low self esteem The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sisters mascara and now I'm grounded for a week Sulking and writing poetry are my hobby I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me It's never any fun they say they already have a pussy They don't need another one Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo Dye in my hair nail polish on my toes I must be emo I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo My life is just a black abyss You know? It's so dark And its suffocating me Grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip Tighter then a pair of my little sisters jeans Which look great on me, by the way When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I'm just a bad cheap imitation of goth You could read me Catcher In The Rye and watch me jack-off I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life If I said I liked girls I'd only be half right I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo I must be emo Screw XBOX I play old school Nintendo I must be emo I like to whine and hit my parentals I must be emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be emo My parents don't get me you know? They think I'm gay because they saw me kiss a guy well, a couple of guys But I mean it's the 2 thousands can't two, or four dudes make out with each other without being gay I mean chicks dig that kind of thing anyways I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one on that gets me, You're my best friend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevdo242 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Star Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 (edited) Psychostick: Jingle Bell Metal Joy to the world while you're decking all the hallsYa better watch out or we'll kick you in the ballsHere we come a-wassailing Feliz NavidadGrandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-laCrush your balls with a sleighJingle bells in your face(Chorus)Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metalFucking shit up with a double bass pedalRing-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutalescape from this very merry medley is futileDashing through the snow in a wintry wonderlandThe little drummer boy never really had a bandCome all ye faithful in a manger heard on highDo you hear what i hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum(Chorus)Psychostick: ABCDeath Alright, motherfuckersIt's time to go oldschoolSo put on your thinking capsAnd get readyTo fuck shit up A B C D E F GH I J KL M N O PQ R ST U VW XY and Z Now I knowMy ABC'sNext time won'tYou sing with me0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9Psychostick: BEER!I like beer because it is goodI drink beer because I shouldIf there was a song to singI sing it and beer you bringI drink beer when I am sadCuz the beer it makes me gladThere is nothing left to saySo let's go drink beeer.BEER IS GOODBEER IS GOODBEER IS GOOD...AND STUFFBEER IS GOODBEER IS GOODBEER IS GOODLet's go drink some...When it's warm it tasts real crappyBut cold beer will make me happyWhen I throw up on the floorI can go and drink some moreThey say beer will make me dumbIt are go good with pizzaNow that we have drunk some beerLet's go drive a car.I am drunk, drunk is me.I am drunk... WHEEEEE!Psychostick: I Hate Doing LaundryI hate doing laundry!I hate doing laundry!I hate doing laundry!... Aww, crap, I gotta do the dishes, too!I hate doing dishes!I hate doing dishes!I hate doing dishes! Edited December 12, 2007 by Death Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Rambler Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Fuck off by mindless drug hoover. This song had me in bits the first time i heard it.Listen here:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endID=140577993 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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