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New Smashing Pumpkins song - "Hand Solo"


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My attempt at the lyrics:

Han Solo

I'm solo

Can't fake it

Han Solo

I can't get it up

I want it solo

and I'm (Han) Solo

I can't get it up

With you

We will not goo soon

We will not goo soon

No, on you

(???)

Cum on baby

Cum on baby

Cum on, cum on, cum on

Beat! On! YOU!

Cum on, cum on, cum on

Give it up

Cum on, cum on, cum on

Give it up

Now

Hand Solo

How low you go

With that Star Wars, oh you

Nice to meet you

Oh, so low

Han Solo

I'm sinkin'

I'm (Han) Solo

I can't get it up

(with you)

We will not blow soon

We will not goo soon

No, oh no

I didn't wanna ruin your suit

Cum on baby

Cum on rape me

Cum on, cum on

I want it soon, soon

Goo soon

Cum on, cum on, cum on

Give it up

Cum on, cum on, cum on

Give it up

Solo

Hand Solo...

Oh, how pleased I am to meet you

It's Han Solo

Solo

Hand Solo

Do not go solo

Han Solo

It's Hand Solo

Chubby solo

Whup!

Han Solo

It's Hand Solo

His hand is burnin' now

Cum on, cum on, cum on

Can't beat it

Cum on, cum on, cum on

Can't beat it

Cum on, cum on, cum on

BEAT IT! (x4)

Oooooh

Hand Solo

It's the best song ever written about masturbation from the first-hand perspective of Han Solo.

P.S. I lied, this song is actually called "G.L.O.W." but I think my interpretation of the lyrics is far better than the "real" ones.

It's slated for official release in September.

They're working on a new album right now but this song isn't on it.

This is another new one, called Superchrist. They are apparently just releasing random songs soon to whet appetites because their next album is going to take a few years to come out or something. It's some kind of concept album where they record songs by each year, then release them a few years down the road so people can hear all these different songs from different years on one album (at least that's what someone told me). I hate to break it to them, but Axl beat them to the punch. :lol:

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superchrist has been performed since 07 performances.

Do you want me to beat you?

The "Beginning is the End is the Beginning" remix used in the Watchmen trailer is sick. I didn't even recognize the song when I saw TDK. I knew it was Corgan and thought: "Is this a new Pumpkins track?!" But then I realized afterward it was the shitty Batman & Robin song made ultra-cool. The original is decent but the remix blows it away.

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