Subtle Signs Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Alright! Yeah! K-k-come on! Fuck the goo goo dolls, they can suck my balls They look like the dorks That hang out at the mall Nelly can suck it, so can Dr. Dre They can suck each other, just because they're gay They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack Everybody shout, heavy metals back! Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182 All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy doo Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair They're not worth the crust on my underwear Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe? Why does all my lyrics sound like doctor Seuss? Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Kills those fuckin fuckheads who program MTV They can suck my ass with all the record companies Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut Kill Madonna too, and then fuck her in the butt Fuck Maria Carey, death to Sheryl Crow They can kiss each other on their camel toe 50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West shooting hot sperm on each other's chest Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Bested: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtylenny Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Metal fucking sucks and history shows that the minute it gets a little mainstream it turns into a bigger corporate cocksuck than Britney Xtina et al. At least Spears is nice to look at.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inthisriver Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I hate metal, but that was pretty funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl_on_drums Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 That song is pretty funny, and good.That bands going nowhere fast though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superfuzz Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 OH LAWDWHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Utah Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Haha, I enjoyed that. I like how they specifically call out people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takeshi Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 That was pretty funny. Axl should do a cover of that song and include it on new copies of CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBear Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 If they want people to take metal seriously they should start by writing a good song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallagher Rose Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 fantastic lyrics!!well, there'll be some lawyers in their doors soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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