77Jesters Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Firstly, I'm no musician, couldn't play an instrument to save myself, barely score a point on singstar, and not much of a writer either!, but this came to me the other night after a typical day, so I quickly threw it together and this is the result! Feel free to criticize, (I can handle it!, it's not meant to be serious anyway!) suggest alternatives, or redo it, or any other Gn'R song yourself if you think you could do better ...Ow! I've been lookin' for a plate Lookin' for a (pop?)tart, Lookin' for a oven in this house That's much too dark Because you won't cook my lunch, no, no You wanna, go onna vacation Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, ow! You won't cook my lunch You gonna find yourself in another Another place, another place of your own, yeah, ow yeah, look out See what i'm bakin'? What i've gotta stew? I've been cookin' everything and I, I been washin' for you Because you won't cook my lunch, no, no You want me to, eat on location Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah You won't make my lunch I'm gonna find yourself where another Another pizza, another pizza's The main attraction You're lazy, hey, hey You know you're lazy, oh my! You're fat n' lazy, do-sile! You know you're lazy Ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ah,ah,ah,ah, yeah! Woh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,no,no No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no No,no,no, no, no, no, no,no,no,no,no,no no,no,no! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, Oh no, ow! -Woooh, yum! Hey boy, where ya comin' from? Where'd ya find that Vac-a-Uum? When I was younger I had a housekeeper like you, and she said, 'You don't need my gloves, You wanna self-sanitasation,' Bitch You don't need my scrubs, You've got to claim yourself another Another seat, another seat in- Front of the action You're lazy, hey, hey You know you're lazy, oh my! You're fat n' lazy, oh-bese You know you're lazy, Ay, ay, ay, ay, You know you're lazy, Hey, hey, You're fat n' lazy, Oh Wow, You know you're lazy, Ay, ay, ay, ay, You're fuckin' lazy, Yeah You know you are! Sitting down! You're fuckin' LAZY! Now, to find me a vocalist willing to put this on youtube! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 loli'll call weird al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inthisriver Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Well, there ya go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanatic Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 LOL NO.LOL WHY WOULD YOU.... LOL alright then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ludurigan Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I been looking for a loopLooking for a drum trackLooking for a memberFor my band cause everybody leftThey don't want my loveOh no, they wanna release recordsOh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahThey just left the bandAnd I gotta find myself anotherAnother bunch of band members, aw-yeahSay where you're goingWhat you're gonna doI'm gonna listen to my tenth version ofA track called "I hate you"BecauseThey don't want my loveOh no, they wanna release recordsOh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah(to be continued) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nhoodfan Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 If i would get an instrumenral version this would be on youtube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
77Jesters Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 If i would get an instrumenral version this would be on youtubeTake your pick! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkXeSo0TQB0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
us-army head-quater 1947 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Firstly, I'm no musician, couldn't play an instrument to save myself, barely score a point on singstar, and not much of a writer either!, but this came to me the other night after a typical day, so I quickly threw it together and this is the result! Feel free to criticize, (I can handle it!, it's not meant to be serious anyway!) suggest alternatives, or redo it, or any other Gn'R song yourself if you think you could do better ...Ow! I've been lookin' for a plate Lookin' for a (pop?)tart, Lookin' for a oven in this house That's much too dark Because you won't cook my lunch, no, no You wanna, go onna vacation Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, ow! You won't cook my lunch You gonna find yourself in another Another place, another place of your own, yeah, ow yeah, look out See what i'm bakin'? What i've gotta stew? I've been cookin' everything and I, I been washin' for you Because you won't cook my lunch, no, no You want me to, eat on location Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah You won't make my lunch I'm gonna find yourself where another Another pizza, another pizza's The main attraction You're lazy, hey, hey You know you're lazy, oh my! You're fat n' lazy, do-sile! You know you're lazy Ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ah,ah,ah,ah, yeah! Woh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,no,no No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no No,no,no, no, no, no, no,no,no,no,no,no no,no,no! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, Oh no, ow! -Woooh, yum! Hey boy, where ya comin' from? Where'd ya find that Vac-a-Uum? When I was younger I had a housekeeper like you, and she said, 'You don't need my gloves, You wanna self-sanitasation,' Bitch You don't need my scrubs, You've got to claim yourself another Another seat, another seat in- Front of the action You're lazy, hey, hey You know you're lazy, oh my! You're fat n' lazy, oh-bese You know you're lazy, Ay, ay, ay, ay, You know you're lazy, Hey, hey, You're fat n' lazy, Oh Wow, You know you're lazy, Ay, ay, ay, ay, You're fuckin' lazy, Yeah You know you are! Sitting down! You're fuckin' LAZY! Now, to find me a vocalist willing to put this on youtube! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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