Flayer Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) I don't think we can watch Axl perform anymore.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw&feature=relatedLook at this. He is totally burnt out. His voice is is raggedy, shaky, nasal. He must have never gotten past his bronchitis. He's struggling to hit notes, he's gasping for breath. Mickey Mouse is in the house. During My Michelle he needs his own bassist to fill in lines for him, for Christ's sake. Perhaps he needs to get in shape and lose another ten pounds. He should lock himself in a studio right now, they've been touring these Appetite songs long enough. 2 of the 11 songs in the set are covers, god damn it! They don't play any songs this band wrote from their next album. This is their big chance on MTV to show off new material. We know he's written far more songs than he's released, why won't he play November Rain or Don't Cry or You Could Be Mine? How long must he keep re-recording them? Are they just completely stuck in the past? It's a nostalgia act, and you suckers are all falling for it!I'd also like you to take note of how many times Axl changes hats and outfits! It's ridiculous.I'd also like to point out that the guitarist makes a number of mistakes in tone, technique, and timing. He's just pandering to the audience with his stupid crowd interactions and stage diving to make up for his second-rate performance. He should practice more and stop fucking things up.In conclusion, there's no hope in listening to Guns N' Roses anymore. You crazy Axl fans can't keep up with this denial and defense of this nostalgia band. Axl has let us all down, life is empty, and we should just accept reality and rename this Mybonjoviforum.com Edited February 23, 2012 by Flayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I am afraid with such a lousy voice it's too late to go into studio now. It's over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rock4eva Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I don't think we can watch Axl perform anymore.http://www.youtube.c...feature=relatedLook at this. He is totally burnt out. His voice is is raggedy, shaky, nasal. He must have never gotten past his bronchitis. He's struggling to hit notes, he's gasping for breath. Mickey Mouse is in the house. During My Michelle he needs his own bassist to fill in lines for him, for Christ's sake. Perhaps he needs to get in shape and lose another ten pounds. He should lock himself in a studio right now, they've been touring these Appetite songs long enough. 2 of the 11 songs in the set are covers, god damn it! They don't play any songs this band wrote from their next album. Are they just completely stuck in the past? It's a nostalgia act, and you suckers are all falling for it!I'd also like you to take note of how many times Axl changes hats and outfits! It's ridiculous.I'd also like to point out that the guitarist makes a number of mistakes in tone, technique, and timing. He's just pandering to the audience with his stupid crowd interactions and stage diving to make up for his second-rate performance. He should practice more and stop fucking things up.In conclusion, there's no hope in listening to Guns N' Roses anymore. You crazy Axl fans can't keep up with this denial and defense of this nostalgia band. Axl has let us all down, life is empty, and we should just accept reality and rename this Mybonjoviforum.comHoly Moly, how did Frank grow all that hair back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner927 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Axl Sucks!!!Guns N' Roses Sucks!!!This Whole Fucking World Sucks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) I don't think we can watch Axl perform anymore.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw&feature=relatedLook at this. He is totally burnt out. His voice is is raggedy, shaky, nasal. He must have never gotten past his bronchitis. He's struggling to hit notes, he's gasping for breath. Mickey Mouse is in the house. During My Michelle he needs his own bassist to fill in lines for him, for Christ's sake. Perhaps he needs to get in shape and lose another ten pounds. He should lock himself in a studio right now, they've been touring these Appetite songs long enough. 2 of the 11 songs in the set are covers, god damn it! They don't play any songs this band wrote from their next album. This is their big chance on MTV to show off new material. We know he's written far more songs than he's released, why won't he play November Rain or Don't Cry or You Could Be Mine? How long must he keep re-recording them? Are they just completely stuck in the past? It's a nostalgia act, and you suckers are all falling for it!I'd also like you to take note of how many times Axl changes hats and outfits! It's ridiculous.I'd also like to point out that the guitarist makes a number of mistakes in tone, technique, and timing. He's just pandering to the audience with his stupid crowd interactions and stage diving to make up for his second-rate performance. He should practice more and stop fucking things up.In conclusion, there's no hope in listening to Guns N' Roses anymore. You crazy Axl fans can't keep up with this denial and defense of this nostalgia band. Axl has let us all down, life is empty, and we should just accept reality and rename this Mybonjoviforum.com Well I can't believe you'd call yourself a Guns N' Roses fan. Let's see you get up there and do a 55 minute set! Axl and the band were on fire, and his voice was as strong as ever. I in fact was impressed by the new array of pitches he demonstrated. Axl is already in his late 20s and is still moving around the stage like he did when he first hit LA! Axl also appears to be singing with the common cold, which is no easy feat for any vocalist! But look at his performance, is he gonna let that cold stop him? No way, he's there to rock and you just can't accept it because you're a pathetic cupcake. And these hats, are you noticing them because you're gay for hats or something? This is ROCK N' ROLL, who notices a fucking hat or three? And this note-by-note analysis is bullshit. Slash is a far more proficient guitarist than Tracii Puns! You're just upset that he is such a virtuoso, with real blues feel and showmanship. Go back to your Tracii Dunce forum, cupcake! :fuckyou: Regards,Flayer Edited February 23, 2012 by Flayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rock4eva Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I don't think we can watch Axl perform anymore.http://www.youtube.c...feature=relatedLook at this. He is totally burnt out. His voice is is raggedy, shaky, nasal. He must have never gotten past his bronchitis. He's struggling to hit notes, he's gasping for breath. Mickey Mouse is in the house. During My Michelle he needs his own bassist to fill in lines for him, for Christ's sake. Perhaps he needs to get in shape and lose another ten pounds. He should lock himself in a studio right now, they've been touring these Appetite songs long enough. 2 of the 11 songs in the set are covers, god damn it! They don't play any songs this band wrote from their next album. This is their big chance on MTV to show off new material. We know he's written far more songs than he's released, why won't he play November Rain or Don't Cry or You Could Be Mine? How long must he keep re-recording them? Are they just completely stuck in the past? It's a nostalgia act, and you suckers are all falling for it!I'd also like you to take note of how many times Axl changes hats and outfits! It's ridiculous.I'd also like to point out that the guitarist makes a number of mistakes in tone, technique, and timing. He's just pandering to the audience with his stupid crowd interactions and stage diving to make up for his second-rate performance. He should practice more and stop fucking things up.In conclusion, there's no hope in listening to Guns N' Roses anymore. You crazy Axl fans can't keep up with this denial and defense of this nostalgia band. Axl has let us all down, life is empty, and we should just accept reality and rename this Mybonjoviforum.com8.40 I guess that puts paid to us telling him to take off the hat, coat & sunnies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I don't think we can watch Axl perform anymore.http://www.youtube.c...feature=relatedLook at this. He is totally burnt out. His voice is is raggedy, shaky, nasal. He must have never gotten past his bronchitis. He's struggling to hit notes, he's gasping for breath. Mickey Mouse is in the house. During My Michelle he needs his own bassist to fill in lines for him, for Christ's sake. Perhaps he needs to get in shape and lose another ten pounds. He should lock himself in a studio right now, they've been touring these Appetite songs long enough. 2 of the 11 songs in the set are covers, god damn it! They don't play any songs this band wrote from their next album. This is their big chance on MTV to show off new material. We know he's written far more songs than he's released, why won't he play November Rain or Don't Cry or You Could Be Mine? How long must he keep re-recording them? Are they just completely stuck in the past? It's a nostalgia act, and you suckers are all falling for it!I'd also like you to take note of how many times Axl changes hats and outfits! It's ridiculous.I'd also like to point out that the guitarist makes a number of mistakes in tone, technique, and timing. He's just pandering to the audience with his stupid crowd interactions and stage diving to make up for his second-rate performance. He should practice more and stop fucking things up.In conclusion, there's no hope in listening to Guns N' Roses anymore. You crazy Axl fans can't keep up with this denial and defense of this nostalgia band. Axl has let us all down, life is empty, and we should just accept reality and rename this Mybonjoviforum.com Well I can't believe you'd call yourself a Guns N' Roses fan. Let's see you get up there and do a 55 minute set! Axl and the band were on fire, and his voice was as strong as ever. I in fact was impressed by the new array of pitches he demonstrated. Axl is already in his late 20s and is still moving around the stage like he did when he first hit LA! Axl also appears to be singing with the common cold, which is no easy feat for any vocalist! But look at his performance, is he gonna let that cold stop him? No way, he's there to rock and you just can't accept it because you're a pathetic cupcake. And these hats, are you noticing them because you're gay for hats or something? This is ROCK N' ROLL, who notices a fucking hat or three? And this note-by-note analysis is bullshit. Slash is a far more proficient guitarist than Tracii Puns! You're just upset that he is such a virtuoso, with real blues feel and showmanship. Go back to your Tracii Dunce forum, cupcake! :fuckyou: Regards,FlayerSchizophrenic much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 "Talkin' to myself ... and nobody's home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) I don't think we can watch Axl perform anymore.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw&feature=relatedLook at this. He is totally burnt out. His voice is is raggedy, shaky, nasal. He must have never gotten past his bronchitis. He's struggling to hit notes, he's gasping for breath. Mickey Mouse is in the house. During My Michelle he needs his own bassist to fill in lines for him, for Christ's sake. Perhaps he needs to get in shape and lose another ten pounds. He should lock himself in a studio right now, they've been touring these Appetite songs long enough. 2 of the 11 songs in the set are covers, god damn it! They don't play any songs this band wrote from their next album. This is their big chance on MTV to show off new material. We know he's written far more songs than he's released, why won't he play November Rain or Don't Cry or You Could Be Mine? How long must he keep re-recording them? Are they just completely stuck in the past? It's a nostalgia act, and you suckers are all falling for it!I'd also like you to take note of how many times Axl changes hats and outfits! It's ridiculous.I'd also like to point out that the guitarist makes a number of mistakes in tone, technique, and timing. He's just pandering to the audience with his stupid crowd interactions and stage diving to make up for his second-rate performance. He should practice more and stop fucking things up.In conclusion, there's no hope in listening to Guns N' Roses anymore. You crazy Axl fans can't keep up with this denial and defense of this nostalgia band. Axl has let us all down, life is empty, and we should just accept reality and rename this Mybonjoviforum.com Well I can't believe you'd call yourself a Guns N' Roses fan. Let's see you get up there and do a 55 minute set! Axl and the band were on fire, and his voice was as strong as ever. I in fact was impressed by the new array of pitches he demonstrated. Axl is already in his late 20s and is still moving around the stage like he did when he first hit LA! Axl also appears to be singing with the common cold, which is no easy feat for any vocalist! But look at his performance, is he gonna let that cold stop him? No way, he's there to rock and you just can't accept it because you're a pathetic cupcake. And these hats, are you noticing them because you're gay for hats or something? This is ROCK N' ROLL, who notices a fucking hat or three? And this note-by-note analysis is bullshit. Slash is a far more proficient guitarist than Tracii Puns! You're just upset that he is such a virtuoso, with real blues feel and showmanship. Go back to your Tracii Dunce forum, cupcake! :fuckyou: Regards,FlayerMy god, this place becomes HTGTH more and more every day. You are a complete idiot and have no concept of the principles of vocal performance. Axl was at the top of his game just a year ago when he recorded this album and launched the tour, now he sounds like shit. He has let himself go completely because he doesn't care about you, the band, the music, the fans, the legacy, or most important of all, me. Are you jerks ever going to get your heads out of your Axholes and realize this band is over and Axl is a joke? How long must this charade go on? How long must you keep insulting the old lineup to make Axl's new band look better? How long must you keep signing every one of your posts with your username? cupcake. Edited February 23, 2012 by Flayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GET OFF AXLS BACK Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 That just made me feel sad for Steven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real McCoy Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Flayer is officially my favorite poster on here.He does it for the lulz, and I, for one, am appreciative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 That just made me feel sad for Steven.I know. Look how goddamn happy he is. And damn you, damn you for forcing me to break character. Now I can't keep this argument going for 18 more pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohmygod Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I don't think we can watch Axl perform anymore.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw&feature=relatedLook at this. He is totally burnt out. His voice is is raggedy, shaky, nasal. He must have never gotten past his bronchitis. He's struggling to hit notes, he's gasping for breath. Mickey Mouse is in the house. During My Michelle he needs his own bassist to fill in lines for him, for Christ's sake. Perhaps he needs to get in shape and lose another ten pounds. He should lock himself in a studio right now, they've been touring these Appetite songs long enough. 2 of the 11 songs in the set are covers, god damn it! They don't play any songs this band wrote from their next album. This is their big chance on MTV to show off new material. We know he's written far more songs than he's released, why won't he play November Rain or Don't Cry or You Could Be Mine? How long must he keep re-recording them? Are they just completely stuck in the past? It's a nostalgia act, and you suckers are all falling for it!I'd also like you to take note of how many times Axl changes hats and outfits! It's ridiculous.I'd also like to point out that the guitarist makes a number of mistakes in tone, technique, and timing. He's just pandering to the audience with his stupid crowd interactions and stage diving to make up for his second-rate performance. He should practice more and stop fucking things up.In conclusion, there's no hope in listening to Guns N' Roses anymore. You crazy Axl fans can't keep up with this denial and defense of this nostalgia band. Axl has let us all down, life is empty, and we should just accept reality and rename this Mybonjoviforum.com Well I can't believe you'd call yourself a Guns N' Roses fan. Let's see you get up there and do a 55 minute set! Axl and the band were on fire, and his voice was as strong as ever. I in fact was impressed by the new array of pitches he demonstrated. Axl is already in his late 20s and is still moving around the stage like he did when he first hit LA! Axl also appears to be singing with the common cold, which is no easy feat for any vocalist! But look at his performance, is he gonna let that cold stop him? No way, he's there to rock and you just can't accept it because you're a pathetic cupcake. And these hats, are you noticing them because you're gay for hats or something? This is ROCK N' ROLL, who notices a fucking hat or three? And this note-by-note analysis is bullshit. Slash is a far more proficient guitarist than Tracii Puns! You're just upset that he is such a virtuoso, with real blues feel and showmanship. Go back to your Tracii Dunce forum, cupcake! :fuckyou: Regards,FlayerMy god, this place becomes HTGTH more and more every day. You are a complete idiot and have no concept of the principles of vocal performance. Axl was at the top of his game just a year ago when he recorded this album and launched the tour, now he sounds like shit. He has let himself go completely because he doesn't care you, the band, the music, the fans, the legacy, or most important of all, me. Are you jerks ever going to get your heads out of your Axholes and realize this band is over and Axl is a joke? How long must this charade go on? How long must you keep insulting the old lineup to make Axl's new band look better? How long must you keep signing every one of your posts with your username? cupcake.Cool story bro.Jesus Chris Salinger. Why are you on such a personal crusade to Force others to Accept your opinion. It's kinda lame bro.I'm at a coffee shop right now and this lady is sitting next to me eating a raisin cookie. I fucking hate raisin cookies. I'm about to go tell her to stop being such an asshole, and her preference in cookies is really fucking stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 +3 internets for Flayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Hahaha, pure brilliance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real McCoy Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 +3 internets for Flayer.It's 4:40 AM, I need to be up for work in 4 hours, and thanks to Flayer, I'm going to be watching the Ritz show from start to finish before I go to sleep.Ah well. WORTH IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 the 5 years been AFD and UYI were hard times, it felt a century waiting for YCBM to come on the radio so I could tape it. without the internet there was no camaraderie it was just tracing images of the band from issues of Kerrang and reading Mick Wall's book over and over and over. Then I got the Back to the Future novelization of the movie. this helped me through the last few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 Cool story bro.Jesus Chris Salinger. Why are you on such a personal crusade to Force others to Accept your opinion. It's kinda lame bro.I'm at a coffee shop right now and this lady is sitting next to me eating a raisin cookie. I fucking hate raisin cookies. I'm about to go tell her to stop being such an asshole, and her preference in cookies is really fucking stupid.Even I'm confused about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real McCoy Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Cool story bro.Jesus Chris Salinger. Why are you on such a personal crusade to Force others to Accept your opinion. It's kinda lame bro.I'm at a coffee shop right now and this lady is sitting next to me eating a raisin cookie. I fucking hate raisin cookies. I'm about to go tell her to stop being such an asshole, and her preference in cookies is really fucking stupid.Even I'm confused about this.I think that he didn't pick up on the sarcasm that you were putting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuddMckagan Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 9/10 for effort. Well done, yet could have had more pointless name calling. Still, a fine job Flayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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axlsalinger Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Maybe he didn't get the joke?Also, this picture should be tied into this thread somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I don't think we can watch Axl perform anymore.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw&feature=relatedLook at this. He is totally burnt out. His voice is is raggedy, shaky, nasal. He must have never gotten past his bronchitis. He's struggling to hit notes, he's gasping for breath. Mickey Mouse is in the house. During My Michelle he needs his own bassist to fill in lines for him, for Christ's sake. Perhaps he needs to get in shape and lose another ten pounds. He should lock himself in a studio right now, they've been touring these Appetite songs long enough. 2 of the 11 songs in the set are covers, god damn it! They don't play any songs this band wrote from their next album. This is their big chance on MTV to show off new material. We know he's written far more songs than he's released, why won't he play November Rain or Don't Cry or You Could Be Mine? How long must he keep re-recording them? Are they just completely stuck in the past? It's a nostalgia act, and you suckers are all falling for it!I'd also like you to take note of how many times Axl changes hats and outfits! It's ridiculous.I'd also like to point out that the guitarist makes a number of mistakes in tone, technique, and timing. He's just pandering to the audience with his stupid crowd interactions and stage diving to make up for his second-rate performance. He should practice more and stop fucking things up.In conclusion, there's no hope in listening to Guns N' Roses anymore. You crazy Axl fans can't keep up with this denial and defense of this nostalgia band. Axl has let us all down, life is empty, and we should just accept reality and rename this Mybonjoviforum.com Well I can't believe you'd call yourself a Guns N' Roses fan. Let's see you get up there and do a 55 minute set! Axl and the band were on fire, and his voice was as strong as ever. I in fact was impressed by the new array of pitches he demonstrated. Axl is already in his late 20s and is still moving around the stage like he did when he first hit LA! Axl also appears to be singing with the common cold, which is no easy feat for any vocalist! But look at his performance, is he gonna let that cold stop him? No way, he's there to rock and you just can't accept it because you're a pathetic cupcake. And these hats, are you noticing them because you're gay for hats or something? This is ROCK N' ROLL, who notices a fucking hat or three? And this note-by-note analysis is bullshit. Slash is a far more proficient guitarist than Tracii Puns! You're just upset that he is such a virtuoso, with real blues feel and showmanship. Go back to your Tracii Dunce forum, cupcake! :fuckyou: Regards,FlayerMy god, this place becomes HTGTH more and more every day. You are a complete idiot and have no concept of the principles of vocal performance. Axl was at the top of his game just a year ago when he recorded this album and launched the tour, now he sounds like shit. He has let himself go completely because he doesn't care about you, the band, the music, the fans, the legacy, or most important of all, me. Are you jerks ever going to get your heads out of your Axholes and realize this band is over and Axl is a joke? How long must this charade go on? How long must you keep insulting the old lineup to make Axl's new band look better? How long must you keep signing every one of your posts with your username? cupcake.The more he keeps touring with this fake Guns N' Roses it becomes clear he must reunite with the classic lineup. He should reunite with Tracii and Ole before it's too late, that's what every real fan of guns want. His voice is almost gone now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ohmygod Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Whoops! Swing n a miss guys! Sorry! Went over my head! Flayed for the win. I guess that I'm getting so used to the hate around here that I skimmed over salingers sarcasm...Friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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