Flayer Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 (edited) So Axl's decided this venue is the epitome of bullshit and he is ready and willing to use the crowd to kick its fucking ass. Maybe the camera was wearing a top hat, maybe someone put Mickey Mouse ears on his backstage oxygen rig, maybe they forgot to put a bed in his dressing room. Whatever the case, it has unleashed the unholy fury of Axl.Axl hurls his mic stand into the crowd, striking some balding asshole in a Tapout shirt in the head. "DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!" he screams at the audience. The crowd explodes in anticipation of a Welcome to the Jungle repeat. "NO! NO! STOP! WE'RE NOT PLAYING THAT SONG AGAIN! WE'RE NOT-"DA-NA-NA NAH-NA-NAH"NO! DJ, STOP WE'RE NOT-"WAAAAAAAAAOW-DA-NA-NA NAH-NA-NAH!"DJ! STOP THE SONG! STOP THE SONG! WE'RE NOT PLAYING THE FUCKING SONG AGAIN!"wahh."Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to inform you there will be no more show tonight. Thank you. Your tickets will not be refunded, and the beer stand is now closed. If you see someone standing there next to you, knock them the fuck out. That is all."He spikes the mic like a football and walks out.The stadium is now being torn apart by a full-scale riot. What do you, as a true GNR fan, do to contribute? Edited March 28, 2012 by Flayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Glow Inc. Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 (edited) I'm suing the promoter / band to get my money back ( train, hotel, ticket ).That's what I do to contribute as a true GnR fan. Edited March 27, 2012 by The Glow Inc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 I'm suing the promoter / band to get my money back ( train, hotel, ticket ).That's what I do to contribute as a true GnR fan.Gonna call the IRS, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Glow Inc. Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Nah man.It's just that when people fuck with my money, I get a funny feeling and it won't go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 In my country you don't get away with this. If you don't perform, you refund. Ask Calle 13 haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LandOla Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I get the fuck out as fast as I can and afterwards demand my money back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrimeNL Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 (edited) DA-NA-NA NAH-NA-NAH"NO! DJ, STOP WE'RE NOT-"WAAAAAAAAAOW-DA-NA-NA NAH-NA-NAH!"DJ! STOP THE SONG! STOP THE SONG! WE'RE NOT PLAYING THE FUCKING SONG AGAIN!" this made me laugh!What would I do? fight for Axl's mic stand Edited March 27, 2012 by OptimusPrimeNL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish nutter Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 its about time posts were checked by mods before being put up on this board, iv seen more shite in this forum than i have on the rest on the internet put together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 its about time posts were checked by mods before being put up on this board, iv seen more shite in this forum than i have on the rest on the internet put together Lurk moar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner927 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Of course I would participate, I know there's a chance of a riot when I buy my ticket for a GN'R show, it's part of the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloe Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Get the fuck outta there before someone breaks my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 i'd take off my shoe and throw it at a security guard. then i'd look for something to burn.or maybe just set my shoe on fire and then throw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loko Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I would send Ashba back to his planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jekylhyde Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 (edited) If Axl would be that much of an asshat to start a riot, I would get out and demand a refund. All the good riots are free anyways... Edited March 27, 2012 by jekylhyde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I'd still be back at the hotel waiting for my limo to arrive. I'd still be back at the hotel waiting for my limo to arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Destroying other people's personal property because Axl is mad about something? What you are we, 12 years old and trying to prove how tough and cool we are in the school yard?I would hope that Axl is mature and intelligent enough to never play a part in the scenario you just listed.And I would hope GnR fans would have more respect for themselves, the band and the arena putting on the show, to ever take part in a riot.Yes. Destroy an arena. What does that solve? Oh, I guess your favorite band banned from every playing there again, and the arena having to pay to fix all the damage, meaning they will have to boost ticket prices for future shows. Plus rioting and destoying other people's property just makes you look like a complete douche. So yes.....that's just a win win situation for everybody involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Jump on stage, steal all of Ashba guitars and give them to a shelter so they can be cared for.I would also steal his hat, take it out to a field and shoot it a dozen times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsh327 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Riots are scary. With social media, I don't think Axl would get out of the venue. Plus some of the people in the audience are cops... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iftheworld Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 no i would laugh my ass off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val22 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Destroying other people's personal property because Axl is mad about something? What you are we, 12 years old and trying to prove how tough and cool we are in the school yard?I would hope that Axl is mature and intelligent enough to never play a part in the scenario you just listed.And I would hope GnR fans would have more respect for themselves, the band and the arena putting on the show, to ever take part in a riot.Yes. Destroy an arena. What does that solve? Oh, I guess your favorite band banned from every playing there again, and the arena having to pay to fix all the damage, meaning they will have to boost ticket prices for future shows. Plus rioting and destoying other people's property just makes you look like a complete douche. So yes.....that's just a win win situation for everybody involved.You are so right and I totally agree with everything you said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 Destroying other people's personal property because Axl is mad about something? What you are we, 12 years old and trying to prove how tough and cool we are in the school yard?I would hope that Axl is mature and intelligent enough to never play a part in the scenario you just listed.And I would hope GnR fans would have more respect for themselves, the band and the arena putting on the show, to ever take part in a riot.Yes. Destroy an arena. What does that solve? Oh, I guess your favorite band banned from every playing there again, and the arena having to pay to fix all the damage, meaning they will have to boost ticket prices for future shows. Plus rioting and destoying other people's property just makes you look like a complete douche. So yes.....that's just a win win situation for everybody involved.Because this was a thread meant to be taken seriously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Destroying other people's personal property because Axl is mad about something? What you are we, 12 years old and trying to prove how tough and cool we are in the school yard?I would hope that Axl is mature and intelligent enough to never play a part in the scenario you just listed.And I would hope GnR fans would have more respect for themselves, the band and the arena putting on the show, to ever take part in a riot.Yes. Destroy an arena. What does that solve? Oh, I guess your favorite band banned from every playing there again, and the arena having to pay to fix all the damage, meaning they will have to boost ticket prices for future shows. Plus rioting and destoying other people's property just makes you look like a complete douche. So yes.....that's just a win win situation for everybody involved.Because this was a thread meant to be taken seriously...You mean it wasnt? Better give DJ his hat back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicked Hand Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 You know I don't think flayer was serious. Just having a bit of fun.....Ide find Fernando and give him noogies until he let me listen to his IPod....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 MOSH PIT! SOMEONE"S GONNA DIEEE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Destroying other people's personal property because Axl is mad about something? What you are we, 12 years old and trying to prove how tough and cool we are in the school yard?I would hope that Axl is mature and intelligent enough to never play a part in the scenario you just listed.And I would hope GnR fans would have more respect for themselves, the band and the arena putting on the show, to ever take part in a riot.Yes. Destroy an arena. What does that solve? Oh, I guess your favorite band banned from every playing there again, and the arena having to pay to fix all the damage, meaning they will have to boost ticket prices for future shows. Plus rioting and destoying other people's property just makes you look like a complete douche. So yes.....that's just a win win situation for everybody involved.I guess this commentary made me laugh more than the original post.Well, in the case of a riot like this I would hunt Axl down and would uproot his fucking red moustache. Then I would spank every fan of this forum present there who liked Chinese Democracy.Best album ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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