If you could've played a role in a film, who would you be and why?

[duff_rose]

It would have been awesome to play Rose DeWitt Bukater/Dawson from Titanic. Rose was played by the wonderful Kate Winslet.

Don't ever diss this film!! It's very special to me.

I really like Kate Winslet for some unknown reason.

Me too... She was my first crush. I was just a little kid when i saw Titanic the first time, and I decided that when I grew up and started dating Kate Winslet, I wouldn't want to have sex with her because she was just too pretty.

Kinda funny, kinda sad.

[Guest Len B'stard]

I'm just glad it wasn't my motor, I bet the suspension was fucked by the time she rolled out of the back seat!

Edit: I was joking you filthy Arab! Damn you! You and your lot always have to spoil everything!!!

I'm so sorry Dazey, its just her pale white skin inflammed my Bedouin senses

[Nosaj Thing]

Jigsaw

[wasted]

Clarence in True Romance. So I could do a coke deal and bang Patrica Arquette when she was hot.

[Guest Sleeping Like An Angel]

It would have been awesome to play Rose DeWitt Bukater/Dawson from Titanic. Rose was played by the wonderful Kate Winslet.

Don't ever diss this film!! It's very special to me.

I really like Kate Winslet for some unknown reason.

Me too... She was my first crush. I was just a little kid when i saw Titanic the first time, and I decided that when I grew up and started dating Kate Winslet, I wouldn't want to have sex with her because she was just too pretty.

Kinda funny, kinda sad.

Both Leo and Kate were awesome in the film. I originally went with my two friends and our moms. They sat behind us and covered our eyes for the car scene and the naked painting.

Edited July 26, 2012 by Sleeping Like An Angel

[Randy Lahey]

Dirk Diggler

[inthisriver]

Bruce Wayne

[Guest Sleeping Like An Angel]

It's times like this I wish I was a man. Would anyone object if I morphed into a man (in my mind) and picked a role? Girls suck in films, comedy and music.

Edited July 26, 2012 by Sleeping Like An Angel

[PappyTron]

It's times like this I wish I was a man. Would anyone object if I morphed into a man (in my mind) and picked a role? Girls suck in films, comedy and music.

Get yo' lesbian on!

[Vincent Vega]

Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction

James Gandolfini's role in True Romance

Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs

Edited July 26, 2012 by Indigo Miser

[AbominableHoman]

Billy Bob from Bad Santa.

Banging chicks, chugging alcohol, stealing from The Man, and bringing cheer to children all across the country sounds good to me. Second would be Bodhi from Point Break.

[inthisriver]

The lead character in Maniac

Steve Burns in Cruising

Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction

Fredo Corleone in Godfather

Steve Ubriacco in Look Who's Talking

ftfy

[Guest Sleeping Like An Angel]

I thought of more girl stuff! Cher in Clueless would've been fun. Like, whatever?

Plus, anything set in history. I'd love to have been in the Tudors for example. I'd be so excited getting dressed up like that everyday and talking how they did Basically anything that involves dressing up in costumes.

As for male roles I want to think about it some more but the first few that sprung to mind:

Josh Hartnett in Pearl Harbour.

I want to be in the opening scene of Saving Ryan's Privates.

Johnny Depp in POTC.

The nerd Dad in Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

I would've loved to have played Leo's role in Basketball Diaries. It would be fun to pretend I was strung out.

Edited July 26, 2012 by Sleeping Like An Angel

[PappyTron]

I thought of more girl stuff! Cher in Clueless would've been fun. Like, whatever?

Plus, anything set in history. I'd love to have been in the Tudors for example. I'd be so excited getting dressed up like that everyday and talking how they did Basically anything that involves dressing up in costumes.

As for male roles I want to think about it some more but the first few that sprung to mind:

Josh Hartnett in Pearl Harbour.

I want to be in the opening scene in Saving Ryan's Privates.

Johnny Depp in POTC.

The nerd Dad in Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

I would've loved to have played Leo's role in Basketball Diaries. It would be fun to pretend I was strung out.

Saving Ryan's Privates is a hard-core porn film!!

[Guest GHS]

John Holmes (porn actor).

[Graeme]

I thought of more girl stuff! Cher in Clueless would've been fun. Like, whatever?

Plus, anything set in history. I'd love to have been in the Tudors for example. I'd be so excited getting dressed up like that everyday and talking how they did Basically anything that involves dressing up in costumes.

As for male roles I want to think about it some more but the first few that sprung to mind:

Josh Hartnett in Pearl Harbour.

I want to be in the opening scene in Saving Ryan's Privates.

Johnny Depp in POTC.

The nerd Dad in Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

I would've loved to have played Leo's role in Basketball Diaries. It would be fun to pretend I was strung out.

Saving Ryan's Privates is a hard-core porn film!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh SLAA. Freudian slip?

[Guest Sleeping Like An Angel]

I thought of more girl stuff! Cher in Clueless would've been fun. Like, whatever?

Plus, anything set in history. I'd love to have been in the Tudors for example. I'd be so excited getting dressed up like that everyday and talking how they did Basically anything that involves dressing up in costumes.

As for male roles I want to think about it some more but the first few that sprung to mind:

Josh Hartnett in Pearl Harbour.

I want to be in the opening scene in Saving Ryan's Privates.

Johnny Depp in POTC.

The nerd Dad in Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

I would've loved to have played Leo's role in Basketball Diaries. It would be fun to pretend I was strung out.

Saving Ryan's Privates is a hard-core porn film!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh SLAA. Freudian slip?

Sorry I meant Shaving Ryan's Privates.

Edited July 27, 2012 by Sleeping Like An Angel

[Guest Len B'stard]

Michael douglas in disclosure

[Dazey]

Michael douglas in disclosure

Fuckin' poof!

[Guest Len B'stard]

[Bromle]

I would be Morpheus in the first Matrix movie. My preformance would probably be so bad that they didn't make nr two and three.

[Moop]

Billy Bob from Bad Santa.

Banging chicks, chugging alcohol, stealing from The Man, and bringing cheer to children all across the country sounds good to me.

Truly, he was a God among men.

I'd play the role of Scarlett Johansons panties. In every film. <3

[Johnny Drama]

I thought of more girl stuff! Cher in Clueless would've been fun. Like, whatever?

Plus, anything set in history. I'd love to have been in the Tudors for example. I'd be so excited getting dressed up like that everyday and talking how they did Basically anything that involves dressing up in costumes.

As for male roles I want to think about it some more but the first few that sprung to mind:

Josh Hartnett in Pearl Harbour.

I want to be in the opening scene in Saving Ryan's Privates.

Johnny Depp in POTC.

The nerd Dad in Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

I would've loved to have played Leo's role in Basketball Diaries. It would be fun to pretend I was strung out.

Saving Ryan's Privates is a hard-core porn film!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh SLAA. Freudian slip?

LOL WTF. The real SLAA comes out to play.

[sweetness]

Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry.

[The Linguini Occurrence]

I'd be The Kid in Purple Rain.

Apollonia

Edited July 28, 2012 by The Linguini Occurrence