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If Axl were to start writing an album from scratch, what do you think his lyrics would be about?

Randy Lahey

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  • 1. I respectfully retract my name
  • 2. Shackler's Montezuma's Revenge
  • 3. It's Beta's fault
  • 4. Cunt
  • 5. The Fall
  • 6. Ronald Reagan was in the Exorcist?
  • 7. Me and my boys are going home
  • 8. Dexter's only got two seasons left?!
  • 9. Cannibal Tools
  • 10. Ashba's promise
  • 11. Never smile in pictures
  • 12. Life doesn't owe you a happy ending

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phaeryen DEMI-GOD

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He still hasn't written the classic album about success in the music business: the one that has a very pale/whitish cover of some sort, that deals with feelings of alienation and a feeling of loneliness that always seems to accompany success.

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trqster GOD

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1. Got no rasp feat. Mickey Mouse

2. RnR Hall of Shame feat. Myles Kennedy

3. Momma Beta please come home

4. 21 Years feat. Dizzy fuckin'Reed

5. Glasgow's got pussy feat. 20 models

6. Never Ending CD story feat. Sebastian Bach

That'd be pretty much it.

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vaida DEMI-GOD

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He could always take a positive step, and stop bitching n'complaining about: ex girl friend, journlists, IRS, Chinese Government etc

Here's an idea: (working title) Around The World

An album filled with words, feeling, vibes from various places Axl's visited.

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Sixx Senior

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No expanded set-lists

I got Izzy (and you guys don't)

I get up around 10pm (Get on stage around 11)

DJ Lies

Got my people checking your shirts

Jarmo on tour

The band can do the meet n greets... I've got 20 models to fuck

Take photos... No videos...

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axlsalinger GOD

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Guns n' Roses - Square Melon (Rose, Pitman)

Backstage rider excess

Is a sure sign of success

But you misunderstand me

Not blind but I can't see

Why I wouldn't want the highest quality butter available, for free?

They say I'm a hellion

Full of toxic rebellion

But I'm just a guy

Who enjoys a square melon

Raspberries, blueberries, cherries and spam

Make a solid fruit salad but I don't give a damn

I'm a man on a mission

Cuz there's still something missing

It's the sin of omission

If it's not backstage waiting for me .....

They ask what I'm selling

I know but ain't telling

I'm just a guy

Who enjoys a square melon

Yeah I'm through with yellin'

But for me to be gellin'

I'm just a guy

Who requires, via legally binding contract ...

Square melon

Square melon

Square melon

Square melon

Square melon

What'd I tell ya?

Oh my distorted salad

Guess what I'm eating now ...

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Guns n' Roses - Square Melon (Rose, Pitman)

Backstage rider excess

Is a sure sign of success

But you misunderstand me

Not blind but I can't see

Why I wouldn't want the highest quality butter available, for free?

They say I'm a hellion

Full of toxic rebellion

But I'm just a guy

Who enjoys a square melon

Raspberries, blueberries, cherries and spam

Make a solid fruit salad but I don't give a damn

I'm a man on a mission

Cuz there's still something missing

It's the sin of omission

If it's not backstage waiting for me .....

They ask what I'm selling

I know but ain't telling

I'm just a guy

Who enjoys a square melon

Yeah I'm through with yellin'

But for me to be gellin'

I'm just a guy

Who requires, via legally binding contract ...

Square melon

Square melon

Square melon

Square melon

Square melon

What'd I tell ya?

Oh my distorted salad

Guess what I'm eating now ...

:rofl-lol:

Thread over, man. Thread over.

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Guns n' Roses - Square Melon (Rose, Pitman)

Backstage rider excess

Is a sure sign of success

But you misunderstand me

Not blind but I can't see

Why I wouldn't want the highest quality butter available, for free?

They say I'm a hellion

Full of toxic .....

:rofl-lol::rofl-lol: :rofl-lol:

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axlsalinger GOD

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A compilation of song titles from the suggestions in this thread. Axl ... you're welcome.

Guns n' Roses - Square Melon (Geffen Records)

Tentative Release Date: November 20, 2325

1. Square Melon

2. Fear of a Black Top Hat

3. Glasgow's Got Pussy

4. Cannibals Ate Mickey Mouse

5. I Respectfully Retract My Name

6. Relvet Vevolver

7. Never Said It, Didn't Happen

8. Lana Del Rey Platonic Friend

9. Treacherous Sea of Horrors (For Yo Peace o' Mind, Only $1.99)

10. Doin' Donuts With Izzy (Not What I Expected)

11. Got My People (Checking Your Shirts)

12. Madison's Revenge

13. Life Doesn't Owe You a Happy Ending (acoustic version featuring DJ Ashba on Lead Guitar)

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liers GOD

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Album title: Appetite for Desert and Internet Destruction

1.ZOMG NOOB (Oh my God remix)

2.Sweet Pie O Mine

3.Madison

4.Attack Part I (The Giant Garbage Can)

5.The Forumer

6.Attack Part II (Last Weeks Left Overs)

7.Ashba's Intentions

8.Bumblefoot's Baked Goods

9.The SLASHer is out to get you

10.Izzy's delusions

11.Adler's apples

12.Duff's Cream puffs

13.They're all fruitcake

14.Attack Part III (Ye ole windows pc)

It will be a combination of his hatred towards old band members, his love of food, and his hatred of the internet.

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