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If Axl were to start writing an album from scratch, what do you think his lyrics would be about?

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sleeper DEMI-GOD

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1. the title track a 20 min ballad "I hate Slash"

2. I hate Slash and I don't like t shirts either

3. I like DJ but I hate Slash

4. Beta Hates Slash

5. Slash is a mean mean man

6. I really really hate Slash

7. The HOF and I hate Slash

8. I wish Slash would go away because I hate him

9. another 20 min ballad "I hate Slash and he is a cancer"

10. bouns track "Always on my mind" a song expressing his intense hatred of Slash that has caused him not to be able to compose new music for years

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Tracklist:

1. Don't blame me

2. My Band

3. Slash

4. Cancer

5. Mickey Mouse

6. Watch

7. Madison

8. Beta Mi Amor

9. I Work Out (LMFAO cover)

10. The World Against Me

11. Sorry Part II

12. Hacks

13. Scabs

Late and a song called Ass (That's where Slash is). And one more called Cancer. Maybe a song called "Ass Cancer" dedicated to Slash since that's what Axl thinks of him.

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1. See No More(Seymour) 2. White And Tight 3. Kilt Guilt 4. Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian 5. In My Ass 6. Not Guilty 7. Slash And Burn 8. Dictator 9. We Will Go Home 10. Lame Ass Security

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1. Party Starts Now (Theirs, Not Mine)

2. Russian Transition

3. Hu Jintao

4. Mortal Kombat

4. World Wide War (WWW)

5. Jet Li

6. GOAL

7. Last Man Standing

8. Not Bragging, Not Proud

9. I'm Over You (feat. Slash recorded 95' solo)

10. Tommy Gun

11. Apocalypto

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Tracklist:

1. Fuck The Internet, Part I

2. Madison

3. Braids

4. Friend is spelled SEBASTIAN

5. It Wasn't My Fault

6. Fuck The Internet, Part II

7. I Smell A Vibe

8. I Was #1 In Canada

9. Relvet Vevolver

10. Instrumental (10 minutes of Axl burping)

Hahaha!

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Rustycage FRONTMAN

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i think it would be about the anger of spending a decade of his life recording multiple albums and then scrapping them because some nerds wanted the album to be made from scratch with DJ.

I think he should write songs about desperate people that try to make a name for themselves with leaks. For a cosmic feel, he can title it, "Clingons Uranus."

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rockerman GOD

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If Axl were to start writing an album from scratch, what do you think his lyrics would be about? CD seemed to be mostly about overcoming old girlfriends and old band mates, but Axl's lived a lot of life since the 90's. I could see him perhaps writing a sort of concept album about the internet.

here.song three on 2015 album...hypothetically speaking...umm its ok to actually smile..some of you Europeans..i give you permission to pull a cob out and actually laugh.

w.a.r. lament

to all you axlites who wanna suck my dick well you probably wanna fuck me too...

ive played you all for fools..

those guys are all just hired guns....aint that fun?

This band dont give a shit

if they ever have another hit

as long as the gig keeps going on and on and on and on

cuz you see...

we can tour Chinese Democracy

for another 10 years more

and then retire to the shore

why you fakes and fools

wonder why there isnt more........... this rhymes.

.time ohh precious time has up and passed on by

and you still believe in me- for my former life

but that life died in 95....

and you beggers and hangers on still pretend

you have a need to believe

theres a street urchin still livin inside of me

whats a man to do but avoid talking to you

you dont want my life

you want my death like Jimmy Morrison said

and i dont listen anymore to that voice inside my head

cuz Betas tucks me in at night and makes sure everything in my world goes right

She tells the band what to say and do and tells me to IGNORE YOU

thats what i do.. i avoid having to deal with you

thats the game i play ..thats why I show up late ....

you wanna speculate on negativity

you wanna find fault with my every move

you wanna write shit about me on the internet

thats why you get what you get..

you look at me like im a middle aged clown

whos hell bent on letting you all down

well you can just talk to my lawyer!!!!! you can expect me to sue youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

....this next song is going out to the original fan base of GNR.....the guys and I updated Welcome to the Jungle

Welcome to the retirement home

we got broads and dames

we got mashed potatoes

and nurses who forget your names

and you really need to pee

but you better not piss on me

you can stare out the window

but you aint never gonna be free

Welcome to the Retirement home

we die here everyday

you learn to live like a vegetable

drugged up outta our minds

And your a very sexy bitch

in a coma next to me

wait till the lights go out tonight

and ill show you what i mean...ah in the retirement home welcome to the retirement home....

and when your lonely.. no one .no one from your life ever comes around

round ug round.....................................

You know where you are? Your at Shady Vale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your gonna die here...............

Welcome to the retirement home

your kids are filthy crooks

your a dirty ol man in a wheelchair

who tries to bang the cook.......

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wasted LEGEND

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I base all predictions of album tracklistings on how a band dress.

1. My Fedora

2. Stormtrooper's Suicide

3. Smokin' on Stage

4. Beard

5. I bought these leather pants in the 90s, boy are they tight

6. Oh, Rayon Jumpsuits

7. Leopards Die for You and Me

8. Bracelets and Cava

9. Soviet Fasionista

10. 21st Century Gothic

11. Aviator Chic

12. Waistcoats

13. Plastic Chains

14. Snakeskin Boots

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2012 Blues (Rose, Stradlin, Thal)

Show up late, cause I like to make you wait

Models for the view, cause they're prettier than you

Robbed in Paris, by a real jewel thief

Used to have security, til I bit them with my teeth

Hired mystics & psychics, for the Mayan perspective

Montezuma's Revenge, not what I expected

Buckethead wrote this part, and it sounds divine

Should mention I started this song in 1999

Touring's a blast, makin' cash

Mother Goose and DJ Ash

Kickin' ass, hatin' Slash

Dancin' on the table, falling on my ass

(Bucket, Finck, Thal, Ashba, Fortus Quintuple Solo)

Got nominated to the Hall of Fame

Said it was an honour, then withdrew my name

Ran into Izzy, he's doin' fine

Adler's a hack, and Duff has no spine

Sittin' alone at the hotel bar

The loneliest place for a big rock star

Readin' MyGNR, half in the bag

But at least I look cool, in my Ashba swag

Summer bash, rakin' cash

Mother Goose and DJ Ash

Kickin' ass, hatin' Slash

Blood in the Water, handlebar 'stache

Break it down

Can't believe it's 2012

If you want a new song, write one yourself

Where is CD2, you all want to know?

It's finally time to say, for the record, that I --

(Pitman solo)

In Youtube videos, I revel

Slash is the devil

Where do we go now?

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